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First, eating food is: when you are happy, eat delicious celebrations; When you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; When you are bored, have a delicious pastime; Eat delicious food to vent when you are angry.

Second, the way of the world is too vulgar, so it is better to watch the sunrise alone.

Third, in this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

I've been thinking that if I kidnap the headmaster, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live.

The real meaning of iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to eat in every place for a lifetime.

Don't be silly. If he really wants to protect you, why isn't he the security guard downstairs?

I'm a little unhappy today. Although you didn't cause it, can you apologize to me?

A woman came home angrily and shouted to her husband, I've had enough of you. I'm going to pack my things and go back to my mother's house! The husband didn't lift his eyes and said, it's late, your mother has come. She just had a quarrel with your father and came with a big suitcase!

Nine, the weather is too hot, I want to find someone to fight.

Ten, forget all the troubles, this moment is no longer sad; Resurrection is the beginning, and happiness will always accompany you; Love flows forever, but friendship is deep. I wish you a happy Easter and all your troubles will disappear!

Eleven, starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

Go to bed early. I don't want to see you in the dripping pool.

Thirteen, I heard that eating fast food is bad for your health. I quickly ordered a takeaway and let the takeaway brother send it slowly.

Fourteen, Easter, new birthday, throw away troubles, throw away sadness, get rid of sadness, get rid of sadness, have a positive attitude, be cheerful, happy, resurrect, live a better life, and always bless you. Every day, happy, happy, rich, healthy and safe!

Fifteen, earning money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology, my ability is limited, but my technology is very high.

Sixteen, the weather is too hot, buy a basket of eggs, go home and become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt.

17. Sleeping is the best tool to test a teacher's teaching level.

May I kiss you? You can't. What did I just say? May I kiss you? Of course.

Don't play with fire in my world, or you can't afford the consequences.

Last night, a friend unlocked his old motorcycle after work and was ready to go home when he met a female friend. The female friend said: This car is so broken, why is it still locked? The friend calmly replied, then why are you still wearing makeup?

When I hope to receive a red envelope, I open it and write another package.

22. Don't eat when others are angry, and eat two bowls of rice when you are angry.

It's a pity that Jackson Yi can't come back to accompany me this year, but we still love each other. Thank you for your blessings.

It is no exaggeration to say that if you fight me, you will have to kneel on the ground in less than five seconds.

25. I will try to save money and buy an ATM.

26. Dark circles are the signature of yesterday's troubles.

It is said that men have gold under their knees. I quickly scraped off the skin and didn't even find a piece of iron!

Twenty-eight, other girls have good personalities, good looks and good temper, and I have a good appetite!

Twenty-nine, I never hold grudges. I usually report them on the spot.

Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hate.