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Two ancient fables

It seems to be "The Zheng Man Buys Shoes" and "Carving a Boat to Seek a Sword"

The translation of "The Zheng Man Buys Shoes": There was a Zheng man who wanted to buy shoes. He measured his feet in advance. Place the measured measurements on your seat. When it was time to head to the market, I forgot to take it with me. After getting the shoes, he realized that he had forgotten to bring the size, so he said to the shoe seller: "I forgot to bring the size." So he went home to get the size. When he returned to the market, the market had already dispersed, and finally there was no Buy shoes. Someone asked: "Why don't you use your feet to try on the size of the shoes?" He replied: "I would rather believe in the size than my own feet."

Translation of "Carving a Boat to Seek a Sword": There is a Crossing A man from the state of Chu in Jiang River, his sword fell from the boat into the water. He hurriedly carved a mark on the side of the boat and said: "This is the place where my sword fell." The boat stopped, and from the place where he carved the mark Go into the water and find the sword. The ship has moved forward, but the sword will not move with the ship. Isn't it confusing to look for the sword like this?

"The Zheng Man Buys Shoes": When a Zheng man wants to buy a pair of shoes, he should first hold his feet (duo) and then sit on them. Put it in the market and forget to operate it. After getting the shoes, he said: "I forgot to keep the rules." He turned back and took them. People said: "Why not give it a try?" He said: "I would rather have faith than have self-confidence."

"Carving a Boat to Seek a Sword": There was a Chu man who was wading into the river, and his sword fell from the boat into the water. . He quickly signed a contract with the boat and said, "This is where my sword fell from." The boat stopped, and the person who signed the contract entered the water to find it. The boat has moved, but the sword cannot move. Isn't it confusing to ask for a sword like this?