Super funny jokes

Are there a few jokes that you find unforgettable and still find them particularly funny every time you think of them? Below is what I compiled for you, I hope you like it.

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1. Current status: I am wasting time, I am squandering time, I am blurring the present, and I am afraid of the future.

2. Always young, always pretending to be young, never knowing what is going on, always filled with tears.

3. If you choose to look up to others, don’t blame others for looking down at you!

4. Men should not regard a woman’s tolerance of you as a shameless asset!

5. I am not a snoring stinky ***, I am a good girl who is full of fucks.

6. Don’t keep pretending like a trash can. Pretend, pretend, pretend.

7. Believe it or not, there will be someone who carefully reads each of your statuses, including each reply below, without saying a word.

8. As much New Year’s money as you give me, I wish you as long as you live.

9. The person who will marry me in the future: I don’t know who you are dating now. Don’t waste your feelings on others. Let’s find some time to get to know each other.

10. You must come when I lose weight because I will lose your appetite when I see you.

11. My wish is to have less homework, fewer vacations, more exams, and cheaper apples. Japan is from China.

12. Every day when I get up, I have to perform a sadomasochistic love drama with my beloved quilt: I will linger with you until death and leave with hatred.

13. There is no rehearsal in life. Live broadcast every day not only has low ratings but also low wages.

14. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, you don’t know which one you are.

15. The so-called romance is bringing back a rose when helping your wife buy cabbage!

16. There used to be a lot of time in front of me to do my homework, and I laughed and it was fine Now I have a lot of homework in front of me and I am in a hurry. I cried.

17. Just because I saw you in the crowd, I became blind.

18. When you are alive, you must be kind to yourself and don’t become an interlude in other people’s lives.

19. In the eyes of the teacher, we are always the worst class.

20. I don’t have to worry about whether you love me or not; there are many beauties in the world, but she will be gentler than you!

21. A poor monk from the East. Tang Lailai made a special trip to the West to worship Buddha and ask for his hand in marriage.

22. The blue curtain and glass-like heart are transparent to you but easily sad

23. I can’t stand it as long as you live a better life than me.

24. I’ve been really busy recently and it’s hard to even get a few hours of sleep a day.

25. Sleep is an art. No one can stop me from pursuing art.

26. A ship can temporarily moor its sails but cannot stop choosing a direction.

27. I overturned the whole world just to straighten your reflection.

28. I bought an exquisite little watch but the time is still so boring.

29. I have a basket of wishes but I can’t wait for a shooting star.

30. There is no wall that is airtight and there is no beam that cannot be hung.

31. When time and patience have become a luxury, we can only rely on horoscopes to understand each other.

32. Don’t be nervous, I’m not a good person...

33. Hold a kitchen knife in your hand and chop the wires, creating sparks and lightning.

34. Recently I have been suffering from insomnia and wake up every hour.

35. Everyone says I’m ugly, but actually I’m just not too beautiful.

36. I never bully the weak~ I didn’t know he was weaker than me before I bullied him...

37. Celebrities are nothing more than patient wolves.

38. How can I make everyone like me if I am not a currency?!

39. Why don’t you find a quiet place and count your brain cells by yourself? < /p>

40. I feel relieved knowing that you are not doing well.

Selection

1. There are only three days in life. People who live in yesterday are confused; people who live in tomorrow are waiting; people who live in today are the most practical.

2. The road to success is always under construction.

3. I sincerely want to make money as my hobby.

4. The boy I once loved had the most handsome back in the world.

5. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I must be too wicked.

6. The sign of an immature man is that he can sacrifice heroically for his ideals; the sign of a mature man is that he can live a humble life for his ideals.

7. There will always be a few wrong steps in the long road of life.

8. I want the whole world to know that I am very low-key.

9. I wish I could grow old together with you if I don’t care.

10. A true warrior dares to face his face without makeup.

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