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What humorous mountain climbing sentences are there?

1, you can not climb mountains all your life, but you must have a mountain in your heart.

2. Stop to rest your feet, wipe your sweat and look up. Ah, under the blue sky, the TV launcher that goes straight into the sky is close at hand. Let's go

We walked and stopped, talking and laughing, and climbed to the top of the mountain with great interest, regardless of the weakness of waist and legs, sweating profusely.

We visited with great interest all the way, but we were reluctant to leave after sunset.

5. What a dense landscape painting. At this time, I am in it, standing in the breeze, and there is the pride that once I climb to the top of the mountain, I will find that other mountains are short under the sky. Came into being.

Only a dozen meters from the ground, I feel that my breathing is no longer so calm. I'm sweating like a pig. I can't walk fifty steps anymore. They have been sitting on the steps at the same time.