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What harmful things did you do to your deskmates back then?

What harmful things did you do to your deskmates back then? When it comes to making friends, I actually feel that the friends I have made, including my best friends and male friends who I am now getting along with, are all bad friends. Maybe it’s because I am a bad friend myself! Now let me tell you about the things I thought about me when I was in school. Let’s take a look at some of the damaging things my deskmate has done. Since there are many damaging things, I’ll just pick out a few of the most typical ones:

The first damaging thing I ever did to my deskmate was probably His shoelaces were tied to the table legs. I wonder if you have done the same thing as me, because I was a naughty child. When I was in junior high school, I was very playful and didn't consider safety issues at all. During class, I teamed up with the classmates in front of me to tie my deskmate's shoelaces to the desk legs. As a result, when I was about to go out to do recess exercises after class, my deskmate stood up and let out a roar. Everyone and the desk fell to the ground. We sat on the ground and laughed for a long time. Later, I was severely criticized by the class teacher for this. Now that I think about it, I am really lucky that I was not hit by the desk.

The second harmful thing I did to my deskmate was probably putting stapler needles in her hair! Please pay attention! It's on the hair, it's on the hair, it's on the hair. Say important things three times, but don't think it's on the head. I talk about this because in high school, our school, and only our class, were required to have all girls cut their hair short, not to let it go past their shoulders. Can you imagine it? During class, because there are so many papers in high school, I have to organize and summarize them and pin them together. During this period, my deskmate forgot to make a joke with me, so I raised the stapler in my hand and said: "Believe it or not, I will give you the most fashionable hairstyle and put the stapler needle in your hair." She He also said: "Come on, come on, I'm afraid of what will happen to you." Then the two of us started a secret fight. We were afraid of being discovered by the teacher, but neither of us was willing to admit defeat. In this way, we stapled each other's hair. , at that time, we laughed about it for a long time.

The third harmful thing I did to my deskmate happened not long ago in college. Oh, by the way, she is not my deskmate, but my deskmate. The story takes place in a physical education inspection class. Since we are learning to play badminton this semester, the inspection class will naturally be a badminton test. The three of us played well because another girl and I completed the exam in the previous class, so we can practice freely in this class. This girl went to line up for the exam. Another girl caught a small bug and showed it to me, so we worked together to scare the girl, and we ran over to find her. At first, she didn't see it clearly and didn't react at all. After she saw it clearly, she yelled and we both ran away laughing. After a while, the girl came to us after finishing the exam and said that she was taking the exam at the time and was so scared by the insects that her legs went weak. We were both confused as to why we didn’t see the teacher. I guess the teacher will think: "These two naughty kids are really bad friends."

Haha, these are some of the harmful things I have done to my deskmates.