Humorous personality talk: Although I am not the best, there is only one me in the world

1. Apart from teeth, the most inextricable thing in the world is love. 2. I can finally lose % of my body water and become thinner! 3. I found that my weight is increasing faster than the price of goods. 4. South Korea has plastic surgery technology, and China has beautiful pictures. 5. May my mood always be like Friday afternoon. 6. The scary thing now is not puppy love, but that you have lost interest in the opposite sex. 7. I can’t be defeated by reality because I still have awesome dreams. 8. My ringtone is so nice. Why don’t you call me? 9. ?I’m waiting for Prince Charming. ?Your Highness, wake up, you are not a princess, you are a queen. ? 10. If big trees have built-in WIFI function, why not worry about the earth becoming green!! 11. Don’t call me rustic, this is called retro. Don't call me vulgar, I'm called national. 12. Life is short, so be with interesting people, like me. When facing those mean-mouthed people, you should boldly swear and take action boldly when you are angry. Life is so short, why should I give up to you? 13. Because you are a female man, you have another reason not to cry. Labor and management have never known what it means to be a lady, let alone pretending to be a lady. I live a casual life. 14. Don’t give in, don’t force yourself, and you will never wrong yourself in this life. 15. I'm not indifferent or arrogant, I'm just tired of games under disguise, tired of being fickle and unreliable. 16. Being chic is my nature, being handsome is my destiny, and I am so confident with Rejoice. 17. I want to be a person watching the fire from the other side, always parked in the safest seat. 18. Wizard, please tell the princess that I am still on the road of overcoming thorns and thorns. There are still snowy mountains that have not been climbed, the river has not been crossed, the dragon has not been killed, and the beautiful woman has not been bathed? Tell her to continue to sleep! 19. Life is a chess game, and I am willing to do it for you. Pawn, although I move slowly, who has ever seen me take a step back?

20. Your excellence does not need anyone to prove it. No matter how long or how curly your hair is, how capable you are of doing so many things. 21. My Christmas wish is: the school collapses, the teacher goes crazy, the homework is someone else’s, but you are mine. 22. My bestie is a myth. She can make men look stunning. Even if she loses her teeth one day, she can still take him to have sex. 23. Father Christmas, I want you to fulfill my small request: let mathematics disappear from the world! 24. ?Turn off the foodie mode and officially turn on the academic mode! ?Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this function? 25. There are fewer and fewer real men, and more and more female men. 26. Children who are not good at math are 100% emotional. 27. Turn off the phone and computer, and if anyone can find me, I will go with them to get the marriage certificate. 28. ?You sleep with me every day, how can you not love me? The pillow said to me fiercely. 29. Anyway, there are two kinds of people who can play with me: one is the one who can tolerate my neurosis, and the other is the one who is friendly with me. I'm a neurotic person. 30. ?Will you like me? No? Then I will teach you?