Simple and humorous sentences

1, full income, self-control, spending money smartly, absolutely in charge.

2. Don't limit human love, but yearn for the universe.

3, or call you single turtle, after all, at your age, several dogs have died!

I'm looking for it! Keep looking! What am I looking for? I'm looking for dry food, water and legendary love!

I am a well-informed bachelor.

6, be immersed in love with children or something, which affects eldest brother too much. I am wandering in the rivers and lakes.

7. Don't ask me why I am single, excellent and willful!

8. After Singles Day, I am still chic. I am proud of being single. I am a national condom.

9. You are so beautiful. First of all, you should thank your parents. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself so beautiful?

10, I suddenly miss my date, and I don't know if he has eaten, is he busy, where he lives, how old he is, and what his name is.

1 1, the deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but that there is no expectation in my heart.

12, I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to stay in the rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen, so let me be single, let me be single.

13, Singles Day is coming, and my education is not high. I wish you all today and every year!

14. Do you need a light bulb on New Year's Eve? It doesn't matter whether you eat or not, mainly because you want to see love up close.

15, in summer, I feel like washing vegetables for mosquitoes when I take a shower.

16, all these men have eyes for pearls, but I'm not in pearls!

17. Every dog in the street can be its own sexual partner.

18, have you found that excellent people are generally single!

19, I'm not single dog, I'm just a lone wolf in the wind.