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There is a reason for the peak in Spring Festival travel rush.

1, the river flows eastward and the stars in the sky flow northward. Go and buy a ticket. Buy it day by day, welcome to buy tickets. Do it when you have to, and you will be happy to buy a ticket.

I stood in line last night and finally got to the ticket gate. Ask the conductor that the last ticket has been sold out. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? I have been waiting for long legs and thin legs.

3. There was a saying that "Luoyang paper is expensive" and "one ticket is hard to find" in Spring Festival travel rush craze. Originally, it was all caused by the "Spring Festival reunion", but everyone loves this "reunion disaster". I wish you all the best, have fun, go home for the New Year and follow the feeling of happiness.

One day, I found an Aladdin magic lamp. He really told me that he could satisfy my three wishes. I said excitedly, "I just want one, give me a train ticket to Zhang Chunyun!" " I saw him making meritorious deeds silently in front of me, and a moment later, he exploded, leaving the last sentence "too many people"!

5. I hope you are eager to wear it; Miss you so much that I can't sleep; Crowded for you; Hating you makes me uneasy. I don't know what to do with you, honey.-train tickets.

6, the railway is connected to the four seas, but one ticket is hard to find. The system changes every year. Outside the railway station, there is still a sea of people. If you want to get up early, you have to stay up all night. Tickets are still so hard to buy! I wish all friends who go home, buy tickets to go home as soon as possible!

7, China, rich plane, no money to stand the ticket. Look inside and outside the Great Wall, big bags and small bags. Up and down the river, migrant workers surge. Get up early, stay up all night, and strive to compete with ticket sellers. Need money. Look at the sea of people, one vote is hard to protect. Tickets are hard to buy, and countless heroes are bent over. Yesterday, Qin Huang Hanwu fled when he saw this scene; Tang Zong Song Zu, also didn't recruit! A generation of Tianjiao, Genghis Khan, had to ride back. What happened? Because I can't get tickets in line!

8. It is difficult to buy a ticket, and it is troublesome to buy a ticket. It is hard to say when waiting in line. The mouth is talking about Amitabha, but the spirit of praying at the foot of Buddha has not appeared for the time being. Swear to be a devout Buddhist, become a Buddha and an immortal in the afterlife, and come and go freely without buying tickets or queuing. Amitabha!

9. Because I can't buy a ticket to go home, I can only stay alone in a foreign land for the New Year. It's night and I can't sleep. When I got up, I called the radio and ordered a song: I want to order a Jordan chan's "You are malicious" for all the ticket sellers in this city!

10, don't eat rice, drink less water, buy a ticket and go home without delay. The line is long, people are shouting, and their hands and eyes are moving forward quickly. If you accidentally cut in line, your legs will be sore and your wife will scold you. I look forward to ending the ticket buying campaign as soon as possible, and it is much more fun to go home for reunion.

1 1. Comrades who can't buy tickets, please don't lose heart, don't fight to the end to buy train tickets, bravely attack the ticket booth, and firmly take root in the army of buying tickets with the spirit of nails. Buying tickets is bright, and the process of buying tickets is tortuous. I wish comrades an early victory and go home for the New Year.