How to post a humorous comment about receiving flowers?

1. Instead of giving me roses on Valentine’s Day, you actually gave me rapeseed flowers. Young man, you are so talented.

2. Chinese Valentine's Day flowers are sold at low prices and sold at bargain prices!

3. Those who have lovers celebrate Valentine's Day, and those who have enemies celebrate Di Renjie.

4. Instead of being a rose, be the weed in your heart. A little bit of moisture will make it grow wildly, and it will grow again if it is not burned out.

5. You are a fool, a fool, a fool, but you are so sensible.

6. When I was young, I drank a glass of wine you brewed. Now my temples are gray, but I am still drunk.

7. Those who have a target should be optimistic about the target, and those who do not have a target should prepare gasoline.

8. Did I accidentally not close the door of my heart and let you in?