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I'm afraid I'll only become bloody if I don't turn my back.
1. It is said that people with moles on their chests are people who didn't want to drink Mengpo soup in their last lives, jumped into the forgotten rivers and seas, suffered for thousands of years and continued to frontier.
2. Actually, I am also very simple. If you are good to me, I won't be bad to you. But why are you making fun of me? Why not look at your identity?
Next time, you must like it until I die.
It is difficult to get along with thousands of people and attitudes.
You are the kind of person who will explode if you think about it.
Of all the people I have met, I like you best, and I just want to give you my best love.
7. Don't believe, love, and impress people like me.
8. You won't talk to me after that. I am a dog.
9. Mountains and rivers can be paired, and the sun and the moon can do nothing. What about you and me?
10. I have to give up because of your mountains and rivers.
1 1. Every time I say how much my predecessor did, I will say later, but my predecessor really loved me and I did it myself.
12. Actually, falling in love is very tiring, but it is sweet at first.
13. The saddest thing about a relationship is not that you are abusive and indifferent, but that you have been very kind to me.
14. Please be kind to me again and again.
15. Enrich yourself by reading and be a clean person.
16. If you think too much, you will miss it.
17. I want to spoil you into a little princess who will cry if she doesn't reply to your message for ten seconds.
18. Don't be wronged. I really don't want what I gave to others.
19. I ate a 5 kg watermelon and waited for you to come to me, but you still didn't come to me after I finished eating it. I think it's not that you don't love me, but that this watermelon is not big enough.
20. You are probably an old wine, heavy rain in July, unsatisfactory tenderness, and my sweetheart, the sky and the moon.
2 1. I care about the details. If there is one thing about you that makes me feel unimportant, it is that I don't want it.
22. Life is bumpy step by step, and big brother laughs last.
23. Love rarely gives you the right person.
24. The school pays money so frequently that my parents think I'm taking drugs.
25. You are the south wall that I hit without hesitation, and the empty joy of a pipe.
26. I hope you are mature and steady, and love me forever.
27. When I was a child, I saw the legend of Nezha and was deeply impressed. Finally, Zhou Wang came to an end. What did da ji say? The king said that Zhou Wang said that I knew the princess was a fox.
28. You probably don't understand the sadness that has been full of expectations.
29. I heard that the girl has a good family and I want to hear more about it for the rest of my life.
30. If you see me now, will you be glad that fearless little bastard finally has a quiet look?
3 1. I died when I was a teenager, but I was buried decades later.
Live only once for yourself.
I hoped he would come back before, but now I wish I could come out.
34. As soon as you turn around, the green mountains and waters lose their colors.
One-sided saying is staying up late, saying it is insomnia. To be honest, I miss it very much.
I'm cynical, but I have a crush on you.
37. Don't be pathetic. In fact, I can play better than you.
38. People who have been in love for a long time will eventually give up.
I remember the last time I was happy, I mistakenly thought you liked me.
40. Will it be happier to do anything regardless of gains and losses?
4 1. That's it, I give up.
42. If you come to the earth, you should look at the sun.
43. Only those who have experienced bangs, oblique bangs and no bangs can stay.
44. I wish I could look back over the years and grow old with deep affection.
45. Charming and willfulness is another expression of liking.
46. Everything is when you are here, and everything is you when you are away.
47. I like you more than once. I just want to dedicate all the spring breeze, summer rain, autumn fruit and winter snow to you.
48. Please give me back this life and set you free in the afterlife.
49. Delete me, or I'll always want to chat with you, and you won't reply, which makes me embarrassed.
50. They were all anxious to keep fit, but I stayed up all night thinking about dying in an accident.
5 1. Your current girlfriend is average.
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52. The little thing that men find super boring is the love of women.
Although I am a messy person, my feelings are actually very good. Not every woman has the ability to give me such a beautiful feeling.
54. What can't you say when you are in love? What can't you scold when you break up? interesting
This is the last time I care about you. If I don't do it, forget it.
56. Will you like me? If not, learn quickly.
57. You are no longer a child. You can like anyone if you can't chat.
58. Dear Buddha, why is it so painful to like someone?
59. I am a wild horse, but I want to be a cat in your arms.
60. Why is life always like this?
6 1. It's really hard to leave you when your hair grows slow.
62. I'm not waiting for you, and I'm not in love with others.
63. This favorite is imminent. Please accept it.
64. Nongfu Spring is a little sweet, but I don't like Kun Kun.
65. I gradually feel that all the days when I can't go back have their reasons.
I'm afraid you look too ugly when I'm thin.
1, look thin when you are fat, so as not to look ugly when you are thin.
2, the Buddhist story, there is an ugly hag, every time someone scolds her, she looks very beautiful, and others keep scolding her, and she becomes more and more beautiful. If someone scolds you, thank him for helping you out. Tell yourself that you are becoming beautiful, just like that ugly witch. It is often your enemies and sufferings that push people's life forward. "-share, regard suffering as practice, bad luck disappears, good luck grows ~
Dear yourself, it's time to wake up You have done too many meaningless struggles, too many absurd things, missed too many original happiness, too many peaceful lives and too many rational choices. From now on, please seriously forget what you have done, and then make up for what you missed with your heart. You want to live a more wonderful life, and you want others to look at you wonderfully and envy you, instead of just paying attention to other people's happiness.
Don't wait for others' applause to begin to appreciate yourself. Don't let yourself regret today tomorrow.
5, people and people, don't say that you don't deserve it, just right. A one-dollar lighter can light a ten thousand-dollar cigarette. A table of tens of thousands of dollars is still inseparable from two yuan a pack of salt. Life, everything goes well, life, everything goes well. So, don't be serious with others, because it's not worth it, don't be serious with yourself, because you can't afford to be hurt, don't be serious with the past, because it's not worth it, don't be serious with reality, because you have to continue.
6. Sometimes we always pay too much attention to the consequences, and in the end, we are hard on ourselves. It's like failing the primary school exam, standing at your door without knocking. In fact, there are steaming food and mom's sentence "Never mind, just work hard." In retrospect, most of the things that once made me insomnia were lost to imagination.
7. Putting time on your face will make you a beautiful woman. Putting time into study makes wisdom; Spend time in the market to achieve management; The time spent in the family makes the family bond. Spending time in poker will make you a gambler; Spend time in wine making an alcoholic. Time is fair, where is the heart, where is the time, where is the action, where is the harvest! "-if you are right, then be kind to time with your heart ~
If you can't afford to buy fresh fruit today, save money to buy it in a few days. Rotten fruit bought cheaply is a burden to eat, garbage. It will never bring you any happiness. If you can't get it now, just wait for it. Life is short, eat what you like, and don't make do with it if you can. Your heart and stomach are very small, don't owe them. Be kind to your heart and your stomach. If you treat yourself well, others will learn to treat you well.
9. Sometimes, you choose to keep your distance from someone, not because you don't care, but because you know that ta doesn't belong to you. Everyone you meet in life, the order of appearance is really important. Many people will have different endings if they meet at another time. Perhaps, some love can only stay between lips and teeth, hidden in the years.
10, when you are very tired, close your eyes and take a deep breath, and tell yourself to hold on and not deny yourself so easily. Who says you have no good future? We won't know until tomorrow. Before everything gets better, we will always experience some unhappy days. Don't give up persistence for a period of time because of a little flaw. Even if no one applauds you, we should make an elegant curtain call. Thank you.
1 1. If the person I care about is cold and hot to me, and I feel that I am suffering from loss, then I will choose to leave without saying goodbye, because I don't have much patience to taste the feeling of loss. There are too many things we can't do in this world, the past we can't go back to, the unpredictable future, and those people we will never see again. Some people just miss and don't contact; Just pay attention and don't bother.
12, happiness is for feeling, not for comparison. Life is for career, not for care. Feelings are for maintenance, not for testing. Love is for love, not for hurt. Money is used to pay, not to measure. Lies are for debunking, not for whitewashing. Trust is for precipitation, not for challenge.
13, everyone will have extremely difficult times, life is embarrassed, work is frustrated, love can't stop ... If you survive, life will be suddenly enlightened; You won't succeed. Time will teach you how to shake hands with them, so you don't have to be afraid. Don't choose comfort at the age when you should struggle most. Be practical and you will get everything you want.
14, how cruel life is, how strong you have to be! Love, hate, waste, dream and regret while you are young. There is no one in this world who is not injured. Only those who believe in miracles will choose you.
15, my favorite married life is like this. Both of them have careers that they love. After work, they go home and lie bored on the sofa, accompany their children or watch TV, cook together, clean the room, smile at each other, hug each other at night, kiss each other goodbye after work in the morning, travel together, watch movies together and go shopping together. If you have anything to say, just tell the other person first. Simple and clean, like a freshly washed white shirt.
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