Double eleven WeChat asks for a red envelope.

1. Do you know that I have been thinking about you? Will giving me a red envelope go bankrupt? How dare you laugh ... you can give me as much as you want!

2. "Give me two yuan to buy something for you ..." After you happily sent a red envelope, he replied "Buy a lesson" and was immediately choked.

3. Hello, everyone! I am a child in the mountains. I always climb to the top of the mountain for hours before I find the signal. I hope everyone will send me a QQ red envelope in private, so that I can experience the Spring Festival in the city, ok? No mass sending, the network in the mountains is slow, I can't grab it ~ it's disconnected again. I want to change this mountain.

4. People who like me can send a WeChat red envelope of 5.20 yuan in advance, and want to send a double eleven11.1/yuan with me, and 88.88 yuan feels like a local tyrant. Those who think they love me the most will send them to 520 yuan, and they are going to send them to me with 13 14 for the rest of their lives. You don't have to have a friend's red envelope if you want to cut your robe, haha. It's time to witness the feelings!

Begging for a red envelope

6. Everyone pays me 10 yuan via WeChat, and then I pull the payer into a WeChat group, and then send the received red envelope to everyone in the form of WeChat ordinary red envelope. The amount of red envelopes is 10 yuan, 1 time, 2 times, 3 times and 4 times respectively. The specific number is determined according to the number received, with a total of *** 100 people.

7. Send a personal bag

What a bachelor needs most is a normal heart, and his girlfriend can't worry. If he wants inner peace, then happiness will always be there; If you fail, you will be happy if you persist. I wish all bachelors in the world can be normal until they bid farewell to singles!

9. The sun shines on your face, the stars are infatuated with your eyes, the moonlight illuminates your dreams, and pearls protect your safety. On Singles Day, I wish you a bright future!

10. It's my singles day soon, and I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore! Marry me! If you don't marry me, I will ... marry you!

1 1. Singles Day is not a gift. I want to send you a beautiful woman. Indications: loneliness, lack of feelings, loneliness; Side effects: you will become a meal card, wallet and porter; Efficacy: Happy Singles Day!

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13. singles day schedule: eat a fried dough stick in the morning and put it aside; Take two buses, one to work and one to get off work; Eat on time at noon; Eat with a pair of chopsticks, a pair of left hands and a pair of right hands; Go shopping with a pair of crutches, one on one shoulder.

14. Singles Day slogan: Take happiness as the goal, take the object as the direction, pursue beauty, rush for beauty, try the ugly, endure the unbearable, get rid of being single, then there will be a future, and never celebrate Singles Day again, then it will be really bright.

15. Are there any heroes who are tired and breathing! No hero's tears, crying in loneliness! Without hero thunder, Singles Day exploded! Single place, no sadness! Happy holidays, bachelor hero!

16. I know exactly what the world is. Emotional things really can't be too blind. It's you who can't stop it, not you who can't stay. No matter how good other people's wives are, they can't be easily contacted. As the saying goes, the skin does not exist, and the hair is attached to it. If I go over it, where can I find my wife? What's more, life is short and there are many things worth cherishing and caring for. Although the aura of love is dazzling, it is not the whole of life after all.

17. I am a wandering bachelor. Every time I stay, I rent a house for a living and have no fixed place to live. Since I met you, I really want to have a home, a home with you. Singles' Day, please take me home if you like!

18. The monitor who doesn't give candy to everyone on Singles Day should kiss the math class representative! ! !

19. Sometimes it makes me fucking angry to think about it. What makes you think you can support n mistresses with big money? Is it just for the sake of rights and wealth that we can get rid of moral constraints, ignore our bachelors and seize countless resources? Strangely enough, women are too sophisticated and eager for money and status. I only know gardens, houses and villas, and I have subverted the concept of true feelings.

20. It doesn't matter whether I am single or not. I don't remember my past life. I don't give gifts on Singles Day. I just send messages on my mobile phone. I wish you a happy and sweet singles day.

2 1. Be a good bachelor and know yourself; It's good to be single. I won't be lovelorn and have no troubles. I wish you all a happy Singles Day!

22. Today is Singles Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will ... I will marry you.

23. remarried, the frog had a baby. What are you waiting for?

24. Singles' Day is coming. Good sisters make suggestions and see through that men have cheats, writing styles, fashionable clothes, money to wear watches, physical strength to drink fresh milk, unrealistic romance and no room for quasi-singleness.

25. Don't worry about being single. Beautiful women from all over the world join Beidou. First, you want to be free, work hard and earn enough money. I wish you an early and sweet love, my friend. Happy Singles Day!

26. I will send a blessing message, and the bachelor will laugh. Festivals, big or small, are really lively and happy. Everything is gone with the wind, and you have no worries!

27. The green onion said: I am an innocent bachelor. Bamboo stick said: I am an unyielding single man. Noodles say: I am a bachelor who is soft at the sight of water. Chopsticks said: I am a well-informed bachelor. Carrot said: I am a red and purple bachelor. Fried dough sticks said: I am a bachelor who is too soft-hearted and painful. The road bus said: I am the most popular bachelor, regardless of manual transmission or automatic transmission.

28. I don't smoke myself, but I especially like ZIPPO, not because of anything else. Single men should have such lighters around them. Funnily enough, when they are lonely, they will hear a crisp sound. Sometimes they smell the burning gasoline, as if to tell you-a bachelor, buying me is like marrying a wife, spending less money and being happy!

29. How much you give me, how much you pay!

30. Without a red envelope, talk about double eleven happiness.

3 1. Friend, send?

I missed you in those years, but today, I don't want to miss your red envelope again!

33. Isn't there a little big red envelope in this world?

I will remember you, because a red envelope can't betray our feelings, can't it?

35. If you can express your feelings with red envelopes, don't send any blessings. Blessing may not come true, but red envelopes can definitely be withdrawn.

36. We don't have to look at a person's usual performance. As long as you look at the amount of red envelopes he has given these days, you can conclude that he is a noble person, a pure person, and a person who is free from low tastes.

37. The good-looking person has given me a red envelope, and the ugly one is still hesitating.

I have discussed with you for so long that I want to ask you a serious question. Can you send me a red envelope to buy something to eat?

39. It's the big day to give out red envelopes again!

40. Is there no red envelope between us except for the double eleven happiness?