Talking about jokes at school.

1, I use my hand to index, and the school will be chaotic.

2. Some classes, like Fu Nan Battery, are longer than six! ?

3. I hope that when the school starts to enter the class, the teacher said, "Come as soon as you come. What homework did you bring? Really, it's very kind of you! "

On the first day of school, I dressed like a blind date, but my expression was like mourning.

5, the school is about to start, others ask to adjust the schedule, and I am particularly jet-lagged.

6. The shortest distance in the world: from vacation to school. The furthest distance in the world: from school to holiday.

7. If there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will rain. If you work hard, it will be the day before school starts. What a painful understanding!

8. When school starts, my back is sore. My legs don't hurt, my stomach doesn't swell, and my heart doesn't beat.

9. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life.

10, for the school, for the teacher, for yourself, is a kind of pain is a kind of hysterical pain.

1 1, the shortest distance in the world, from vacation to school; The furthest distance in the world, from school to holiday.

12, students who have always suspected that there is no news during the winter vacation will learn to play high-profile schoolmasters.

13, doctor, I haven't slept well recently. Is it terminally ill? ""School will start soon. "

14, school is about to start. In Fang Zizhou's words: Who agrees to start school? Do you have any proof that we had a summer vacation?

15, I fell in love with summer vacation two months later, but my parents didn't like it when I was with school.

16, there is no one in my class who can make me feel better, and I don't want to start school.

17. Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school. ?