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Suitable for friends to love themselves: people who repeat the same thing are hopeless idiots.

1, I can always smile and play your supporting role and bear it alone behind your back.

2. Leave my world with your bitch, and I will make you shameless happiness. 18. No matter how big the world is, I still meet you. No matter how small the world is, I still lose you.

3, everyone has a temper, and only because that person loves you more than you can bear all the anger for you.

The most sorry thing in my life is that my heart hurts it again and again.

I want to stop thinking about you. Your departure is my most shameful past.

Before you cheat me, please be prepared that I may never forgive you.

7. You are my faith, higher than God.

8. The wind blew away the wet tears, but ignored the sea of psychological turbulence.

9. After you like me, the employer will definitely give you a dazzling meal!

10, people have two major obligations in this world, one is to be a good person, and the other is not to get used to other people's bad habits.

1 1, we walked around and still didn't reach the origin.

12, I am happy that you still love me, and I am sad that you don't remember my kindness.

13, why the friendship in the world is getting more and more empty, and all that remains is the feelings bought with money.

14, * People who repeat the same mistakes are hopeless idiots.

15, if you are my last harbor, how can you separate me from you even if you quarrel and get angry?

[yea+3] The hopeless classic dog licking quotation is a must.

【 yea+3 】 Classic dog licking quotations (I) 1. After three days of cold war, you finally ignored me. You told me that you sent him a message and he didn't call you back, which is no problem. Bao, I begged him to let him give you a message, because I knew that if he didn't, I wouldn't get it in my life. I got paid today, Bao. Guess how much I will give you for 2500. Do you think I only give you 2000, leave 500 for your own dinner, and I will give you 2500, because the factory will provide food and accommodation, and I will always love you?

I hope I can become stronger so that I can protect people who are important to me.

3. Love or not, no matter what you do, I will scatter my love in your Fiona Fang, and I will send it to you if my heart doesn't return.

Most of the ancient scholars were all-rounders, Mercedes-Benz battlefields could kill the enemy heroically, and writing poems by horses was our model.

5. Why can't I see your circle of friends? Did you put me in your family group? It turns out that I am as important as your family, and you are my important person, my baby. Bao, I love you so much. Is our love really two-way? .

6. I had a headache today and went to the hospital for examination. As a result, the doctor said that my brain was broken. I gave him a beating as soon as I heard it. All I can think about is you. I cann't believe he said I was out of my mind He said you were bad! I won't allow others to say that you are not good at all.

7. Bao sent you ten messages today, and you gave me a full stop and summed up my words. You're really good at details. I like you better, my baby.

You may be great, but I may not respect you.

9. When I was born, my family name was child.

10. My mobile phone shook and I was very happy. I wonder if it could be you. I know it's not after the second shock. You have nothing to tell me.

1 1. What is the emotional basis? People are afraid of being famous and strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat. If you are not fat, I am rich. This is the foundation.

12. I'm really happy to be caught by you for a few days. Can you protect me from your open love? I still want to be hooked by you as before.

13. I sat by the window and sent you a message. You finally answered me. You said, "Are you tired of seeing your mother off?" I suddenly cried. The original efforts really worked. You're already thinking about meeting my mother, aren't you? My mother said she likes you, too.

14. Today, I told him that I wanted to ask: Do you have a member of iQiyi? He didn't find the Tibetan poem "I love you" and told me to get out.

15. Pack! You just sent a circle of friends to say that you want to raise clown fish. Not me! After all, in your eyes, I am both a clown and a fish.

16. "Is long-distance love reliable?" "Is it reliable?" "Well, I'll wait for you at home."

17. I was heartbroken last night. I know. I know you like him.

18. As long as you turn around, I'll be there.

19. My heart breaks into a QR code. Can I scan it, or do I miss you too much?

20. The mountains and rivers are full of tears, how long can they be rich and glorious? Today, we don't only divide water, but only autumn geese fly every year. -Don Liqiao

[yea+3] Classic dog licking quotations (part 2) 2 1. After three days of cold war, you finally ignored me. You told me that you sent him a message and he didn't call you back, which is no problem.

Whatever you do, be happy! Be sure to enjoy this process.

23. [Tears are a little salty and wet, you are drifting away, and you can't even see your face clearly']

24. You Tan Zhi: I don't want a beautiful girl, a big house, gold or anything. I just want to be with you and wait on you.

25. Of course I choose to forgive her.

26. How much do you think I'll give you today's salary in the factory? 1200? No! I'll give it all to you, because the factory covers everything!

27. I haven't decided whether to be a funny senior or a cold senior when I start school.

What are you doing? I went to eat dessert today. But I still like to eat the exclusive dessert you made for me. The door is closed.

29. I made five dollars moving bricks today. Do you think I will give you all five dollars? No, I'll find someone to lend you another 20 points and send them to you together.

30. If you are instant noodles, can I be boiled water?

3 1. Bao, you never know when I love you the most. I cried until the buckwheat pillow sprouted.

32. I don't want to lick the dog anymore. Let's get together and leave. You can go to your wooden bridge in the future. I will support the bridge below. You must be careful when crossing the bridge.

33. Why did you ask me out? Are you afraid I'm too tired to walk? I love you more, my baby.

34. Don't always have a lot of time. In this world, people put tea aside to cool.

35. He never said that he missed me. He searched the chat record, and the words "I miss you" were all: "Why don't you go to that wave? You are thinking about your mother. "

Your careless words will douse all my enthusiasm.

I don't care how you are, as long as you don't ignore me. Remember to tell me when you are short of money. Love you.

I sent you a message today, but you didn't reply to me. Later I learned that love is silent.

Yesterday, I sent you a lot of messages as usual. Today, you finally sent me five words, "Are you bored?" . You're starting to care if I'm bored. I'm so touched and flattered. I won't get bored if you scold me every day.

40. It rained today. I gave you my only umbrella. You asked me how to get back. "It doesn't matter. I can go back by waving my hand. "

Why did you give up treatment? Because I love you hopelessly.

1, learn the skills of making money to the maximum extent. Money is the foundation of a person's life and also a person's dignity. You can't do anything without money.

Don't comfort me if you leave me. You know, every sewing will also encounter the pain of puncture.

Give each other a hug, whether pure or not, whether boys and girls are shy or not, when we graduate.

4. Put away your cowardice and show your domineering. No one will help you when you fall, and there are plenty of animals watching your jokes.

In fact, you are handsome, but I have him by my side.

6. [Have you ever seen me cry, have you ever seen me collapse in an instant, have you ever seen my fragile appearance]

7. Goodbye, July. Let bygones be bygones. No matter whether you lived well in the past or not, tomorrow is always new!

8. Accustomed to the environment of telling lies, telling the truth sometimes looks like telling jokes.

9. Moonlight climbs up the window lattice, and it is drizzling in late autumn, nourishing the eyes that have been dry for a long time, but my heart still hurts.

10, the color of money in your pocket determines your mood today.

1 1, you are obviously not my air, but I will suffocate without you.

12, the weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

13, since you left, I think it's hard for me to meet another person and it's worth saying something emotional.

14, there is a kind of people who look poor, but they are actually super rich, and there is another kind of people who look super rich, but they are actually very, very rich. I'm not like them. I am the kind of person who looks poor, but in fact I am poor.

You are my distant dream.

16, [I don't know why I don't like male hairdressers to do my hair. ]

17, you can change others with a smile, but don't let others change your smile.

18. Maybe I like you wrong. I really changed a lot when I fell in love with you! Fool, I love you!

19, can you give an explanation?

20. I was old enough to play, but I moved my heart.

Youth is a short dream. When you wake up, it has already disappeared without a trace.

Talk about super domineering love; Why did you give up treatment? ""Because I love you hopelessly. "

1, I swear I will believe you all my life. Even if no one in the world believes you, I will spend my whole life watching you.

2. "I'll wait for you later!" "Well ~ right away! Run! "

I regret not hugging you that night. Promise me you won't let me go. Trust me, you will be happy.

You know, I grew up without parents, and my grandmother brought me up alone and suffered a lot. Nobody cares about me since I was a child. I am fearless and do whatever I want, but what I fear most in this world is to make you suffer. ...

With her share, I will become stronger, so strong that my name resounds through the sky! I will be the first swordsman in the world! This is what we agreed!

6. I like you because I like you more than anyone else in the world.

7. How important you were to me then. You know, I am the enemy of almost all boys. I did it to protect this place with you. At that time, I only had you.

No matter where you are in the world, I will definitely see you again.

9. I am a girl with a bad personality, shameless, arrogant, cheeky, hypocritical, pathetic, pathetic, and I like you best.

10, that's not the feeling of "liking you" or "wanting to be with you". I am serious enough to "want him to be my own" and "hide him from others if possible".

1 1. If I can climb the high wall with you, no matter how difficult it is, I am not afraid, because I have climbed the most difficult high wall to make you fall in love with me.