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A cruel sentence

1, you are thicker than a chopping block.

I don't know how much it weighs, do I? Well, there's a drugstore around the corner with a scale. Remember, don't break it for others.

If eating fish can make people smart, you should pack at least one marine fish.

Don't ask me why I hit you when I hit you in the face.

Don't talk to me, because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig.

6. I knew to scare people with my face at a young age.

7. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

8. The combination of yellow and blue is the third amazing color on your head.

9. Don't take yourself too seriously. Without you, the earth will still turn.

10, God created you because of his creativity, and it is your courage that you can live in this world.

1 1. You are smart and know you are a person.

12, I have put up with you for a long time, don't be shameless, you don't weigh it.

13, your face is comparable to a city wall and deeper than the sea.

14, people are iron and vermicelli are steel. Don't pretend or panic!