Talk to you next time, don't say you are black.

1, once passed by the fire scene and was taken away by an ambulance for no reason.

2. My character has not been unlocked.

3. Others are made of amniotic fluid, and I may be made of ink.

4. One night, I asked the mirror, mirror, mirror, who is the darkest person in the world. The mirror says, who's talking! ?

I don't care if my friends are black, because none of them are as black as me.

6. Every time I pass the blackboard, my classmates think that the clothes have gone by.

7. Waiting for the bus at night makes people,

8. Friends who play hide-and-seek at night can't find me. In the end, I won.

9. Crossing the zebra crossing, I appeared, I disappeared, I appeared, I disappeared,,,

10, squatting in the coal pile can only be poked with a stick, soft is me, hard is coal.

1 1. You don't need a visa to go to Africa.

12, like to go out at night, a feeling of wandering.

13. Recently, people always ask me whether it is China fever or Africa fever.

14, don't rush Zhang Fei, and don't lose Li Kui jy. I dig coal in Xishan and work as a thief in Dongshan.

15. No matter how you take a picture of me, it's a silhouette.

16, once I went to see the Zen master and asked him: What should I do if I am too dark? The Zen master opened the temple gate, and I said, Zen master, do you want me to open my heart? The Zen master replied, I just want to see where you are.

17, driving at night was photographed unmanned.

18, wearing a skirt to go out, others think I am wearing black silk.

19. Turn off the lights with friends. My friend once thought his computer was black.

20. Only by grinning can you find me at night!

2 1, did you find me?

22. I was still eating cookies when the dormitory lights out in the second year of high school. As a result, the head teacher came in, and I was afraid to make any noise with biscuits in my mouth. Then I saw the head teacher staring at me, and I dared not move. Then I saw the head teacher coming to my eyes bit by bit, and finally said, Oh, there you are.

23. When soy sauce dripped on me, I couldn't find where it dripped.

24. Grinning at night,,,,,,! Whose false tooth is this? ,,,,,,

25. One day, my friend was walking on the road, and suddenly passers-by shouted to my friend in horror: You, your shadow is still alive!

Funny from black conversation

1. If one day men all over the world have their period, I will sell hygiene classics.

2. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find out!

When I can't sleep, my roommate asked me to count from one to one thousand. I almost fell asleep when I counted to 200. Just drink? .

4. Now I know that Baidu doesn't know everything. I asked it where my fiancee was, but it was difficult …

I was bitten by mosquitoes all night last night, and I found that I lost weight the next day.

6. A tinkling cat always lives in the dark because it can't see its fingers.

Maybe it wasn't a meteor that fell from the sky, but a crashed plane.

I didn't know that dinosaurs could really reappear until I met you.

9. I know you don't treat me like a number. Actually, I didn't take you seriously either.

Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but youth is a gecko.

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12. What are the two words you hear the most in the new water margin-eating wine.

13, shout after me: money is coming, money is coming, and as a result, money really falls from the sky. Alas, it turned out to be a dream.

14. Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?

15, put away your white eyes. I want to ask, "Is there red eye? Will it infect me?"

16, the kindness of dripping water is rewarded by the spring. When I lend you a dime, please pay back 100.

17, don't be cool with me. You think you are Youku.

18, I gave you my phone number. Why don't you understand my mind? Should I be charged for something? .

19, the teacher said to his mother, "This child giggles at his crotch every day in class."

20, too hot, nothing is positive, acne is the most positive.

One day, the emperor said to the little eunuch, "You can describe me in one word. The little eunuch said: hey!

22. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.

I generally don't like to see a doctor, because doctors have nothing to see.

24, my left eye jumps for money, my right eye jumps for disaster, and both eyes jump. Does this mean that I will fall into a bank full of money …

I want to be your heart in my next life. If I don't jump, you will die.

26. I went swimming in the lake in the afternoon and suddenly it rained heavily. I quickly dived into the water to avoid the rain.

I would rather have a prince riding a pig than a prince pig riding a white horse.

28, I want to be as strong as a cactus, but also learn to poke the bad guys.

29. If you ignore me, I will sing "Uneasy" at your house.

30, the first thing to get up in the morning, open your eyes, the first thing to go to bed at night, close your eyes.

3 1, you are crazy, I am a fool, you are crazy together.

Although I am delicate, I am actually illiterate.

33. Sometimes I feel that life is really fun, but sometimes I feel that life is playing with me.

34. When I go to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to "Then what?" As a result, my classmate chatted with it all noon.

35. I didn't dare to sleep after watching ghost movies last night, but I couldn't sleep after being bitten all over tonight.

I am still sleeping on such a sunny day. I repented, in order to express my deep regret …

37. Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You are just too lazy to do anything.

38. I won't compete with an idiot, so others won't know which one is an idiot.

39. Don't try to be brave after dark without health insurance and life insurance.

40. I like daytime because I can daydream during the day.

4 1, woman who is not good to me, curse you for being sucked dry by Hu.

42. Commitment is like a woman saying she wants to lose weight. It's easier said than done.

43. Today, I saw a buddy playing C-belt sniper squatting Yin people, and even squatted out of the screen saver!

44. After visiting the supermarket today, the cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you.

45. At the beginning of life, you are kind in nature, and you are a hero if you don't do your homework. What should the teacher do when checking? Raise the broom and work with him.

46. I failed in primary school. Since you can play QQ. D, more talkative than college students.

47. Whether you go to school or not, the school is there and starts on time.

48, in fact, people's life is doomed, can live to death.

49. The highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that you let girls pick up girls.

50. At the beginning of life, human nature is good, and it is a hero to say that you don't find a wife. Mom and dad are in a hurry. What should we do with our bags?

Let's start from the dark.

1. My character has not been unlocked. Don't panic when you cheat, just pretend when you catch it.

You can only find me at night with a grin!

4. Driving at night was photographed unmanned.

5, waiting for the bus at night, people don't stop,

6. You don't need a visa to go to Africa.

7. No matter how you take a picture of me, it's a silhouette.

8. It is more difficult to kill a Q pet than to kill a person.

9. For many people, a haircut is tantamount to disfigurement!

10, like to go out at night, a feeling of wandering.

1 1. How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

12. As soon as I left Wifi, I felt that my mobile phone was scrapped.

13, the famous flower I love is taken. It's terrible to love me.

14, is my face oily? Reflect light, can't see clearly

15, it is said that you can get three points for handing in a blank piece of paper, which is called clean paper.

16, a more shameless era, that is called excellent psychological quality.

17, I feel so unfortunate that the world can know so much about you.

18, it's not terrible to drop the net, what's terrible is to drop it one by one.

19, if you want to leave, I won't stop you, if you want to die, I'll help you!

20. The function of the alarm clock is to remind me to sleep in another position.

2 1, I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

22, wearing a skirt to go out, others think I wear black silk.

23. When soy sauce dripped on me, I couldn't find where it dripped.

24. If people don't attack me, I won't attack. If someone attacks me, I will drive that person crazy.

25. Every time I pass by the blackboard, my classmates think my clothes have gone by.

26. Recently, people always ask me whether it's China fever or Africa fever.

27. When you hold the mouse, you lose the will to do your homework.

28. In today's society, it is more important to take a mobile phone in the toilet than paper!

29. One is more dangerous to wear and the other is safer to grow.

30. If anyone burns my sister's paradise, I will stew her wings.

3 1. Turn off the lights with friends. My friend once thought his computer was black.

32, aah! ! The three male gods among the heirs are all cancer!

33, squatting in the coal pile can only be poked with a stick, soft is me, hard is coal.

I don't care if my friends are black, because none of them are as black as me.

35. My friends who play hide-and-seek at night can't find me. In the end, I won.

36. Others are made of amniotic fluid, and I may be made of ink.

37. The most tragic thing in the world is to buy delicious food and meet the foodies at the same table.

38. Why didn't the bad guys attack Xiao Moxian after she had been transformed for so long?

39. I once passed the scene of a fire and was taken away by an ambulance for no reason.

40. Quarrel on QQ is not the accumulation of swearing, but the speed of typing.

4 1, go your own way and let others talk! Eat your own food and make others vomit!

42, just don't let fierce Zhang Fei, also don't lose black Li Kui jy, dug coal in Xishan, worked as a thief in Dongshan.

43. There are three possibilities for girls to lose sleep: missing their boyfriends; Miss the boy you secretly love; Eat too much

44. When I was a child, my family had no money. I always pull a rope and tie a plastic bag to fly a kite.

45. Today's schoolmates are shorter, more frustrated and more embarrassed.

Crossing the zebra crossing, I appeared, I disappeared, I appeared, I disappeared,,,

47. Your lips are cracked. Forgot to put on lip balm. I put it on my lips. Can I share it with you?

48. One night, I asked the mirror, mirror, mirror, who is the darkest person in the world. The mirror says, who's talking!

49. Grinning at night,,,,,,! Whose false tooth is this? ,,,,,,

50. When the teacher asks me to answer questions in class, I always say, Teacher, look at the answers and I'll see if they are right.

5 1. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. I get angry when I have little money.

52. The mid-term exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when I handed it out, I decided to hide my strength.

53. When doing chemical experiments in class, our teacher said: Did the students in the front row buy insurance?

54. I don't envy the little grape pro EXO. I am not blind. How can I not envy! Ah, sincere envy and jealousy!

One day, my friend was walking on the road, and suddenly passers-by shouted to my friend in horror: You, your shadow is still alive!

I hope that one day we can become strangers again, and then we can get to know you again. See how I kill you!

57. My deskmate is a schoolmaster. Even if I am scolded by my teacher one day, he can take me to Demassia!

58, two schoolmasters, two schoolmasters, college entrance examination, college entrance examination! One didn't write his name and the other didn't fill in the answer sheet. What an honor! What an honor!

59. Once I went to see the Zen master and asked him: What should I do if I am too dark? The Zen master opened the temple gate, and I said, Zen master, do you want me to open my heart? The Zen master replied, I just want to see where you are.

60. I was still eating cookies when the dormitory lights out in the second year of high school. As a result, the head teacher came in, and I was afraid to make any noise with biscuits in my mouth. Then I saw the head teacher staring at me, and I was even more afraid to move. Then I saw the head teacher coming to my eyes bit by bit, and finally said, Oh, there you are.

Tell me something interesting.

1, the so-called chess player is the picture of mistress and the real challenge, which is very harmonious.

These days, no one is embarrassed to go out without a fat wife.

A foreigner came to teach English and broke the platform.

Only the beautiful ones are young, and only the ugly ones get acne. ...

5. Sorry, buddy, you are blocking my cell phone signal.

6. Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

7. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you spit bubbles on me after drinking 1 liter shower gel.

8. Don't think about this sacred world with your villain's mentality.

9. Why is Friday so close to Monday and Monday so far from Friday? This is not scientific!

10, we are brothers. I will help you up when you fall, but wait for me to finish laughing.

1 1. It's not necessarily the cleaner who is holding the broom, but it may be Harry Potter.

12, after 90, you have a heart born after 80 and a face born after 70.

13, there is a kind of silence, call the old class. ...

14, I'm a nail, I'm afraid of hammers!

15, QQ every day, have you ever thought about the feeling of QQ?

16, the original "husband" is RMB in turn, and "husband" is "paying the bill" in turn! ?

17. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment on the podium, the students at the bottom will silently say the word "fried".

18, the tree dies without skin, and people are invincible without face. What are you afraid of losing face?

19, have fun, have fun, clap your hands.

20. Who gave you such great courage? Don't tell me it's Fish Leong.

2 1, what are your joy beans eyes staring at? I'm not yours anymore.

22, killed the wolf and spared the tiger. It used to be a 250.

23. If I love you, I will tolerate you. If I don't love you, I will ignore you!

24. Ocean-like murder comes from ant-like jealousy.

25, shouting grass mud horse, all kinds of good moods.

26, thick thighs, black stockings, this summer is terrible.

27. Military training is available, but the instructors are not handsome.

28. What city people are pretending? Now the earth is called a village.

29. I won't say anything until I'm killed. You haven't done a honey trap yet!

Don't mess with me, or I will let you die rhythmically.

3 1,-It is morbidly lively when you are happy, and scary and quiet when you are quiet.

32, the sense of security is a bumpy man, money is a bank, handsome is a chess game!

33, see beautiful men do not bubble, go against the sky. Go to bed when you see a beautiful man and do justice for heaven.

34. Tell you a joke. The name is I still believe in love.

35. If you love me deeply, ask my lover to listen.

36. How can I not believe you when you make love words so sensational?

37. As soon as you put a pOSE, you can't help but compare with scissorhands.

Fat, why are you always so attached to me?

39. Gold always shines, mirrors always reflect light, and scum had better die.

40. Algae I like good times.

4 1. During the military training, send Jam Hsiao incense sticks and invite him to give a concert in Jiaozhou!

I don't have a man, so I will be fat until winter. ...

43. When you see the person you like, you will enter the pretend mode.

44. Last year, even monks traded in stocks. This year, stock speculators became monks.

45. I broke up with the summer vacation because of that bitch who started school!

46, you 3, I 9, except you or you.

47. "What's your seat?" "Made of meat"

48. I'm curious, why doesn't an ant bleed when you crush it?

49. After my death, I will engrave the QQ number on my tombstone, with a postscript: Anyone is allowed to be my friend.

50. Girl, what dishes do you cook well at home? I boil water very well.