The toast is simple and humorous.

1. One, two, two, two is not wine, three, two, four, two mouthwashes, five, two, six, two is wine, seven, two, eight, two supports the wall, nine, two, two walls do not leave.

2. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

Don't drink too much in the morning, there are still several tables tonight; Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

This wine looks like water. Eating spicy food in your mouth is haunted in your stomach. You stumble, get up in the middle of the night to find water, and wake up in the morning to regret it!

We are close friends when we get together. I'll have two comfortable drinks first.

6. If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink? -Do you think it's hard for people who fight alcohol lawsuits to drink a cup of weeding and sweat, and even dry three cups of wine?

7. In the spring morning, I woke up easily, birds were singing around, and I raised my glass and asked the young lady, how much should I drink? -Miss, it's up to you.

8. Be affectionate, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

9. How can I say love? It's full of wine, cup after cup, and I'll never let it go until I die!

10. After drinking the revolutionary red wine and rice, everyone met. When I see my wife, I'll tell her I'm not drunk, and I can still drink three cups!

1 1. Drinking revolutionary wine every day ruined the party style, hurt the stomach, and kept my wife awake. My wife sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The commission for discipline inspection said that it is wrong to drink or not.

12. Work is meeting, coordination is getting drunk, management is charging, and the leader is right! Drunkenness is the highest, and lust is the hero. If you don't take ill-gotten wealth, your own disaster will not forgive others.

13. Five steps of drinking: it rains in Mao Mao when pouring wine, sweet words when persuading wine, grandiose words when drinking, too much nonsense when drinking, and finally it rains cats and dogs.

14. Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

15. At one end of the glass, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You and I are both drunk, so it is right not to drink.

16. Two drunks were walking on the track, and one complained: Why didn't this staircase finish? The other snorted and said that its armrest was still so low.

17. As soon as the two drunkards met, they said: I am bitter! My wife ran away after spending all my money. Another person said: Forget it, my wife won't leave after spending all my money!

18. A cadre who can drink beer and white wine can't leave; Can drink two liang, drink half a catty, such cadres are most at ease; Can drink half a catty, such cadres should be trained.

19. You are the wine and I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

20. Sir: Being drunk doesn't mean drinking. Miss: Wine doesn't mean Weng. Miss: Not hanging from a tree. Sir: Don't let a person hang a tree.

2 1. modern man: drink, one bottle and two bottles are not drunk. Dance, three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five or six days. Do your job and doze off!

22. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

23. Take a step with two cups, hold the wall with three cups and four cups, and hold the wall with five cups and six cups. If I don't leave, my sister will take me away after drinking a catty!

When I leave home, I will ask this young lady to accompany me. -Have a drink with the ladies present. Follow your heart. I will drink this time. -I can't help it. Drink it.

My wife came and told me to drink less and eat more.

26. Wine makes a hero and refuses to obey his wife.

27. If you don't drink enough, you are afraid of losing your mind and don't drink it.

28. A small amount is not a gentleman, but a nontoxic husband.

29. Market economy competition, hurry to have a glass of wine.

30. When the sun rises, red flowers will win the fire. I wish you more prosperous business. Buy those who are engaged in business a drink, make new friends, and don't forget old friends. -Let's drink to old and new friends.

3 1. Say goodbye to the colorful clouds in Bai Di. -Be a good drinker. Have a drink in a crisis, and your sister (brother) will give your brother a drink.

32. A big river has wide waves. Let's start with this cup. -Have a drink yourself.

33. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking today?

34. Qianshan has been in love. How about one less drink?

35. To make the guests drink well, drink well first!

36. The commodity economy is in great circulation, and two cups are enlivened by opening up.

37. When the drinker gets up to propose a toast, the person advised will say "I'll start when my ass is up", which means to persuade the drinker.

38. If the drinker has another drink, the drinker should respond: "Move your ass to show respect".

39. Men can't make good friends without drinking.

40. Feelings are deep and shallow.

4 1. Ms.' s suggestion: Excited heart, trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't drink it and thought I was ugly.

42. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me and below me. Please say it several times.

43. Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

44. One, two, two, gargle, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still yelling.

45. Men don't drink, and they walk in the world for nothing; As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine;

46. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you get.

47. The east wind is blowing and the drums are ringing. Whoever drinks today is afraid! Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts! Men live like dogs who don't drink, like eunuchs who don't smoke, women who live in the world don't wear makeup, and men who live in the world don't smoke.

48. Half a catty of wine is not proper, and one catty helps the wall. I won't go even if I walk half a catty.

49. There are thousands of glasses in the wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

50. revolutionary wine gets drunk every day ....

5 1. Standing on two legs, drinking does not count.

52. I am willing to contribute to the revolution. I drink revolutionary wine every day, and I am jealous and my stomach is broken. My feet are soft and my memory is greatly reduced. Drinking people's envy, drinking units lack funds; I drank my wife to tears and slept back to back at night. When I sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection, the secretary heard a wave of his hand.

53. It doesn't matter whether you drink or not. We get drunk every day!

54. Hot wine washes teeth, and beer is tea!

55. Six sixes. Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

56. The guest gets drunk, otherwise the host will feel ashamed.

57. There are no clouds in the sky and the underground is dry. That cup doesn't count.

58. Wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.

59. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If we don't drink now, we will be very sad in the future.

60. Are feelings iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip!

6 1. Drink one or two if you can. Such a friend is generous enough! Drink five taels if you can, so that the gay party can cultivate itself! I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most considerate! Those who can drink a catty and a barrel will be promoted to vice president later! Drink a jar if you can drink a barrel, and the director of the winery will let you be it!

62. The host raised his glass and said to the people present, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in." Little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

63. People in Jianghu can't do without drinking.

64. If you can't drink, you have no future. After drinking nine times, you should focus on training. You can't lose if you don't want to drink. If you lead a secretary, you will fall down as soon as you drink, and it will be difficult to keep your job. If you drink too little for a long time, it will be difficult to find talents and you will run halfway. It is too early to be promoted. You will lead the whole process and lead the future.

65. A thousand glasses of wine for every friend.

66. If others don't know, unless you drink.

67. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and cups are handed down.

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