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Proud Excalibur Chapter 14? Perfect match? Lost in the East Corner, Sang Yu.
Zhang has been at home for several days. His body has long been safe, but his heart is extremely unhappy. In his spare time, he stays indoors and reads books, but generally he doesn't read theories such as the Four Books and the Five Classics, and a hundred schools of thought contend. He only reads military books if he wants to read them. What Zhang likes to read best is history books. There is always a long speech at the end. Therefore, Zhang Jiong is very unhappy.
I only heard him complaining in the room again. "Why is there no separation in the biographies of assassins?" Is it Tai Shigong's negligence or does he have an opinion on leaving his job? Or did you lose it when you copied it? And Jing Ke is one of the most unsuccessful assassins. Why did he write so much instead? Do losers need sympathy? Alas-then why doesn't anyone sympathize with me? "He poured a big cup of tea and drank it in one gulp.
After drinking tea, he put down his glass and sighed, "alas, it's so inhuman to leave." Qing Ji confided in him, but he still killed Qing Ji, and his son didn't even take care of his family. In the end, he was left alone, with conscience and regret. " It seems that in any case, it is absolutely impossible to leave. What kind of assassin is this? No, such a big sacrifice, such a big pay, for what? This just shows that he is a real assassin! "
He stood up, grabbed the teapot, took a sip from the spout and sighed, "Speaking of assassins, who can compare with Cao Mo? The most handsome person is Cao Mo! Although he lost all three wars on the battlefield, he held Huan Gong hostage at the moment of alliance, made him return to the lost land in Shandong, and then abandoned his dagger and returned, laughing and laughing. What a big tolerance! Well, Cao Mo is the best. "
At this time, I heard a clear and slightly affectionate voice: "Since Cao Mo is the best, I'll be Cao Mo today, but it seems that I'm better than Zhuan Xu Nie Zheng." Push through the door.
Zhang was shocked, then rubbed his eyes, and the action was exaggerated. He cried, "Oh, my God, am I right? Miss Xue is here?" Wow, it is an honor to shine. Why not send a message? "
Xue Qinglan gently closed the door and smiled. "Just think of me as Cao Mo."
Zhang said with a wry smile, "Although she can be defeated, Miss Xue is an ever-victorious general. Besides, I didn't rob your land or kill your people. Why? "
Xue Qinglan said coldly, "Everyone is responsible for what's going on in the world! You spend too much money, oppress the people and make a fish village. You should have saved people's lives, but it won't happen again, because you are a friend of your family! I hope you can turn over a new leaf and stop hurting your whole life. "
Zhang said with a wry smile, "Xiaolan, you don't want me to marry your dowry girl, do you?"
Snow sunny haze sighed, "do you really think I don't know anything? I won't marry the parrot to you because of those wicked things you have done! "
Zhang scratched his head and said, "No way-what did I do? Besides, if I were oppressing the people, I would still need you. My father would have killed me! "
Xue Qinglan said, "One thing in front of you, the other thing behind you, is what makes you so talented, but I can figure out your true face after meeting several victims today!"
"Bitter?" Zhang can only wry smile, "and its? Then tell me. "
Xue Qinglan said coldly, "On the seventh day of last month, did you take people to Hedong Village to rob relatives?"
Zhang looks strange. "How do you know?"
Xue Qinglan smiled and said, "Are you discouraged? What the victim told me himself may be false? Moreover, I also met the girl's father. "
Zhang Ziran knew that the victim in her mouth was Miss Ma and she was innocent, so she still looked very calm and said lightly, "But ... but did you see that girl?"
Snow Qing Lan nu way: "Nonsense! You took her away. How can I see her? I'm here for her! "
Zhang Aotiandao: "This is easy." Yang track, "riches and honour-"
The figure flashed, and the snow had fallen to his side. The sword was drawn and handed out, pressing on his right shoulder. He said flatly, "Don't play tricks. I am Cao Mo today. Don't let me leave. "
In fact, Cao Mo is the only assassin in Biography of Assassins who didn't end in tragedy. Zhuan Xu was a loser when he left, and Yurang and Jing Ke were losers.
Zhang Cai has pushed the door and came in. "What's the master's order ..." Suddenly, he saw the snow and was taken aback.
Zhang said, "Miss Xue wants to meet Xiao Cui. Go get her. Don't worry about the rest. "
Zhang Cai should be a sound, turned and went out.
Zhang sighed: "Miss Xue, it's good to leave. I regret killing him very much."
Xue Qinglan raised her eyebrows. "Then I will be Nie Zheng."
Zhang clapped his hands and said, "He is a real warrior! In order to repay Yan Zhongzi's kindness, he drew his sword and went straight to Han's mansion. Stabbed to death by a superior, immediately left and right chaos. The government killed dozens of people, but he couldn't get out of trouble. In order not to be recognized by others, he ruined his appearance and slaughtered his intestines. It's just that miss Xue is more beautiful. Wouldn't it be a pity if it was destroyed? "
Xue Qinglan seems very interested. "What about Zhu Zhu?"
Zhang sighed: "Zhuan Xu was killed with a fishskin sword, but when Wu Zixu and others rushed into the hall, his body was beside him and had been chopped up with a knife."
"That would be even worse," said Xue Qinglan. "Death is incomplete."
Zhang Aotian said, "The new King of Wu, that is, Gongzi Guang, gave Shangqing, the son of Zhuan Xu, as a reward."
Qing Xue Lan Qi said, "Do you know this?"
Zhang said with a wry smile, "It's all written in the book. How many assassins have died well throughout the ages? Jing Ke stabbed Qin and died in the Qin court, which is well known all over the world. This fame was made by the King of Qin, not by Jing Ke. Jade Jean tried to assassinate Zhao Xiangzi many times, but Xiangzi pitied his loyalty and couldn't bear to kill him. He was finally moved, beaten by Xiangzi's clothes, and then died. "
Xue Qinglan sighed. "No wonder you said that Cao Mo is the best."
Zhang turned around and took three steps forward, as if he was out of Xue Qinglan's grasp, but he still turned his back on Xue Qinglan and said, "Wouldn't it be better if we talked calmly?"
Xue Qinglan withdrew his sword, but said, "You have too many tricks. I'm afraid I'll fall for your trick if I'm not careful. "
"Alas," Zhang said with a wry smile, "this is a great injustice-not to mention that Miss Xue is as clever as ice and snow, and that when I was young, Zhang had the name of" stupid day ",but with my sincere heart, Miss Xue is beyond doubt!"
Xue Qinglan snorted. "Sweet talk, sweet talk, it seems that you can't change this problem."
Zhang Aotian said, "Come back and ask me when Miss Xue's habit of speaking with her nose has changed."
Xue Qinglan was about to retort when she heard a "cheep" sound. The door opened again and Zhang Cai brought in a beautiful girl dressed as a maid. The girl blessed: "Xiaocui sends her regards to your son, Miss Xue."
Xue Lan looked Xiaocui up and down, and saw that she did have the beauty of a small jasper, but she felt that her temperament and elegance were not as good as her own. Thinking that Zhang has taken her back to the office with people, I have an indescribable taste in my heart, and I have added a little ill feeling to Zhang.
She snorted again and said, "Xiaocui, are you Xiaocui? Don't be afraid, I will get you out! "
Xiaocui seemed surprised. "Why did Miss Xue say that?"
Xue Qinglan picked Zhang with his eyebrows and said coldly, "Don't worry, they won't take you away! I have met Mr. Ma and your father. I just came to take you away. "
"Ah-what-"Xiaocui looked very flustered. "Miss Xue, please, I beg you, don't take me back, don't-"She plopped down on her knees. "Please help me, son. Xiaocui is willing to be a cow and a horse, but just don't take me back! " Tears have flowed out.
Xue Qinglan is very confused. "Don't worry, get up and talk."
Zhang Busy said, "Xiaocui, don't be afraid. Miss Xue is not a bad person. Cai, help her up. " Then Xiaocui timidly stood up.
Xue Qinglan said, "Mr. Ma said that you really love his son, but Zhang robbed you and gave it to a domestic slave. Is this true or not? "
Xiaocui a face of surprise. "This-where does this start?"
Zhang Cai broke off and said, "Ma Laohu married the woman in Room 27 and didn't even give birth to a fart. Where does he have a son? He took a fancy to Xiaocui himself and insisted on marrying her! "
Xiaocui has sobbed, and Xue Qinglan is busy: "Then why does her father speak for Mr. Ma?"
Zhang Cai said angrily, "her father? Is her father still human? Her father was a gambler and his family was rich, which led her mother to jump into a well. Then, Xiaocui sold it to Mahu for three hundred and twenty silver! "
At this point, Xiaocui has been sobbing.
Xue Qinglan also lamented this point, but suddenly he was puzzled and said, "Then how do you know so much?"
Cai is embarrassed and Zhang is very busy. "That's just because they are cousins, childhood is childhood friends, have a good relationship. Therefore, I took people to rob relatives. "
Xue Qinglan looked at Zhang Cai and said with a smile, "It turns out that the person mentioned by Mr. Ma is you. It seems that you are really blessed! "
Zhang Cai bowed his head. "Miss Xue made fun of me, but I can't forget the kindness of my young master."
Xue Qinglan relaxed, smiled and looked at Zhang, then said, "Her father has decided to marry Ma Tiger, and the money has been collected. Your parents' life and the words of the matchmaker have all been forgotten. "
Zhang stared into her eyes with an expression and said, "How can the words of parents' matchmakers be bigger than the word' love' in the world?"
Xue Qinglan sighed: "Yes-"Her heart was full of ups and downs, but when she came back to reality, she saw Zhang's "flirting" eyes again, suddenly blushed, glared at him faintly, turned around and said: "So Zhang Shaoshao is not a bad person, but a good person? Since you are a good man, why not just let them get married? "
Zhang wry smile, "I'd like to, just ..."
Zhang Cai said quickly, "I'd appreciate it if you don't bother."
Zhang Aotiandao: "I really want to do it for them, but it's just ... it's just that no one is in charge of the woman's home now." If you do, it will be impolite. "
Xue Qinglan sighed: "Relatives also robbed, and the people also fought. Is it suitable for ceremony? "
Zhang Aotiandao: "It doesn't fit."
Xue Qinglan said, "Since there are differences first, why are there no more differences?"
Zhang took a long breath and said, "Yes! Since there is disagreement first, what's the harm in not agreeing? This statement makes sense, so I will simply do the marriage for you! "
Xue Qinglan smiled and said, "Wait a minute, I have one more thing to say."
Zhang Aotiandao: "Please speak."
Xue Qinglan said, "Xiaocui is lovely, and I feel sorry for her. I am determined to recognize Xiaocui as my righteous sister. I don't know what Xiaocui thinks? "
When this statement came out, the other three people were taken aback. Xiaocui said quickly, "How dare this ... this ... handmaiden climb the mountain?"
Xue Qinglan said, "When I am your sister, I can marry you without being embarrassed."
Xiao Cui thought for a moment and knelt down. "Xiaocui visited her sister."
Zhang Cai said, "Thank you, Teacher Xue." He also knelt down.
Xue Qinglan smiled and said, "Xiaocui, get up. Do you have a name? "
Xiaocui said, "Little folk girls are not famous."
Xue Qinglan said, "Then you will be called Qingcui in the future, and your sister's surname is Xue."
Xue Qingcui bowed down again. "Thank you very much, Sister."
Zhang has been frowning, suddenly a clap on the shoulder, "you and I grew up together, the same language as Wu Shuo, have dinner together, not as good as brothers. I just didn't get a chance. How about you and I becoming brothers today? "
Zhang Cai quickly knelt down. "The young master killed a villain."
Zhang pulled him up the next day and sighed, "Actually, I have another meaning. Xiaocui is Miss Xue's sister, that is, Miss Xue. If you are not my brother, how can you marry her? "
Zhang Cai said, "But ..."
Zhang Aotiandao: "No buts. Anyway, I have said what I should say, eight horses are hard to catch! "
Zhang Cai said, "Thank you, young master, but no, thank you, big brother."
Zhang said with a smile, "Then I'll give you a name, too."
Turned around and saw Xue Qinglan looking at him with a smile. Through this smile, he seemed to see the shadow of that naughty, naive, lovely little slug who never gave up more than ten years ago.
At that time, there was a faint sigh outside the door, and Xue Qinglan was suddenly surprised because she didn't find anyone outside.
Although the two families are family friends, she came to make trouble this time. Although the misunderstanding has been eliminated, her habit is to be on high alert everywhere. The distance outside the door was just a compliment to her, but she didn't realize it until people started talking. This is already a failed move.
In a flash, she opened the window and jumped out of the house quickly. She immediately turned and saw the man at the door.
Suddenly she was even more taken aback. It turned out to be an absolute beauty in white outside.
Look carefully again, her heart is a little bit flat, because she found that although this beautiful woman in white is natural and graceful, her manners are myriad, but the fine lines in her eyes have told her that this beautiful woman in white is by no means a girl.
Look at her wearing a white gauze, a red mole on her brow and a rosary in her hand. She looks kind and elegant. There is no frivolity in beauty, but there is a dignified and admirable temperament. Xue Qinglan really suspected that the legendary Guanyin Bodhisattva was standing opposite.
I saw Zhang strolling out of the room, with an embarrassed expression on his face. "Mom-this-this is Miss Xue, that is, Xiaolan-"
Snow shine only feel haze mind some dizzy, this is the wife of Liaodong general? Then why is she over forty? Why does she look so young? And ... her martial arts. At that moment, she seemed to understand why even a little girl like Xiaoman has such a good skill, naturally because of this better general's wife.
She, who is she?
However, she will not neglect the etiquette, and quickly said, "My niece pays a New Year call to my aunt."
Zhang Xiaotian and Xue Qingcui quickly saluted and said, "I have seen your wife."
Mrs. Zhang smiled. "Make yourself at home. When the child is older, there are more natural ideas. "
Zhang shook her arm and said with a smile, "Mom-did you hear that?" You won't be angry that I'm so arbitrary, will you? "
Mrs. Zhang held out a finger as white as jade and scratched it on his nose. She said: "Mom has been angry for a long time, really angry-such a good thing, why did you make a decision today?" I grew up watching Cai, and I never treated him like an outsider. Your affairs should be decided by yourself. If you have one more brother, I will have one more son. Isn't it good to have more sons? "
Zhang hurriedly stabbed, and hurriedly knelt down. "The foster mother is in the building, please be worshipped by her son."
Mrs. Zhang said, "Get up quickly. The ground is too cold. Don't catch cold. "
Zhang scratched his head and said, "Mom, Xiaocui is now Miss Xue's sister. She lives in our house now. Do you think we should treat her as a guest and their marriage? Will you do it for them in the next few days? "
Mrs. Zhang smiled. "That's natural, but how can you get married so hastily? All right, go back to your room first, and I'll talk to your father. Let Xiao Tian hand over the moth's tribute first, and then let Liu Guanjia take over the post. "
Zhang is a little puzzled. How did all this suddenly become so formal? "Will Dad agree?" He asked.
Mrs. Zhang said, "What do you think?" Then, turn around.
Zhang watched his mother's figure disappear behind the moon gate and said with a sigh, "What does Miss Xue think?"
Xue Qinglan looked at Zhang Xiaotian and Xue Qingcui's happiness and sighed: "You're right. The life of parents and the words of matchmakers are really bigger than a love story in the world. "
Zhang Aotiandao: "That's true."
Xue Qinglan said, "In that case, isn't it the fate of parents and the words of a matchmaker between you and me?"
Zhang zheng, "yes."
Xue Qinglan smiled. "Since you are heartless, why should you be too reluctant?"
Zhang said disconsolately, "That's right."
Xue Qinglan said flatly: "I am used to living a free life, and my father can't control me." As for marriage, to me, it's just a shackle. I don't want to get married, at least not now. I hope ... I hope you can understand. "
Zhang Aotiandao: "I can understand." Squeeze a smile.
Xue Qinglan was puzzled and said, "Will uncle agree to recognize his son and the marriage between Xiaotian and Qingcui?"
This statement came out, and Yi Xue's eyes were all focused on Zhang.
Zhang sighed: "That's for sure-eighteen years ago, the two families got engaged first, and I was defeated by you, so both sides were embarrassed. The marriage between Xiaotian and Qingcui happened at the right time, so both parties will follow suit. This is exactly' the lost east corner, the mulberry harvest'. "
Xue Qinglan said, "OK, very good, hehe, in that case, should I take Qingcui home?"
Zhang Aotiandao: "Naturally, I will send you and Xiaotian back tomorrow morning."
Xue Qinglan thought and thought, and finally asked the question she always wanted to ask: "Zhang Shixiong, my aunt is really good at fighting. I think my aunt taught me martial arts, but I don't know where my aunt came from. "
Zhang seems very strange: "My mother? Alas-my mother's sect, how should I know? My mother is still a master? Her kung fu is not taught by my father, is it? "
Xue Qinglan can only smile. "My aunt's martial arts should be above my uncle's."
Zhang looked puzzled. "I feel that the most capable woman I have ever seen is you."
Snow Qing Lan said slowly, "It's just that I'm more surprised. Why are your parents such excellent masters, and you-"
Zhang made a "ha ha" and said, "I can only say that I am stupid. It seems that it is not only my master who is ashamed of me. "
The two men talked about these words very unhappily.
At this time, Linger and another little maid came to report: "The old couple invited two sons and two ladies to the main hall."
Four people smiled at each other, and everything was expected.
Zhang's heart is in a mess. He has felt that I don't know when, Xue Qinglan's smile has touched his heartstrings, and she is so indifferent to herself, maybe she really shouldn't be forced.
The rest of the things, all in his daze. Zhang Jiong seemed very happy, recognized his son, and talked a lot with Xue Qinglan. It was nothing more than family and state affairs, but Zhang didn't listen to a word. He can only feel the true joy of the small Tianhe green.
He slept in a daze, and it was late in the morning when he woke up the next day. Just as he was shouting "Cai", he stopped at once. Through the pane, he can see the lights and decorations outside, which is naturally the second young master's wedding.
Alas, he suddenly felt vaguely sour, but he didn't know where the acid came from.
Just as he was dumbfounded and miserable, I saw Xiaoman push the door and come in, carrying washing water.
I don't know why, when he saw Xiaoman, his heart ached even more and he even shed tears.
Seeing him like this, Xiaoman quickly put down the basin and said, "Young Master, are you not feeling well?" Then he came up to him.
When Zhang saw her approach, she hurriedly wiped away her tears, but she couldn't wipe them clean. She felt something in her heart and suddenly burst into tears.
At this time, someone handed him a handkerchief. Without thinking, he stretched out his hand and took it, covering his nostrils until he realized that Parry had a faint fragrance.
"Alas-"he grabbed Xiaoman's hand with both hands and sobbed: "Xiaoman-you love me the most-"
At that time, shine suddenly came in from the outside, "master, it's time for you to change clothes! Wow-"
Shine's eyes were big, but now they are bigger. "You, you-"
Xiaoman's face turned red, and he quickly broke free from Zhang's palm and ran out.
Zhang also feel embarrassed, lower the head, "linger elder sister, don't get me wrong, in fact-"
Shine smiled, "misunderstanding, what misunderstanding? Did I say something? Master, hey hey, what are you afraid I will misunderstand? "
Zhang knew that she was smart, and bickering with her in this passive situation was asking for it, so she sighed, went to the copper basin and began to wash her face.
When he came out, Jian Xiaotian and Qing Cui had put on new clothes, which looked like a pair of beautiful women, while Lan's clothes were still casual and comfortable.
After breakfast, four people rode four times and went straight to Guangning. In fact, they should take a bus or a sedan chair, but Lan thinks the sedan chair is too slow, and verdant is brave. When she was a child, she often rode cattle, so riding a horse was not a problem, so the four of them rode horses instead.
Zhang immediately thought, "Miss Xue naturally looks down on me. My gangster's name is full of Kanto, and everyone is afraid of me, but what's the difference with the strongmen? But everything I do consciously is worthy of my heart. Perhaps, I am the worst villain. Grass is afraid of Shuang Shuang and others. What about the sun? Afraid of clouds, clouds are afraid of wind, wind is afraid of walls, walls are afraid of mice, and mice are afraid of cats. Perhaps my nemesis is snow. "
restaurant
Mei Zheng Chun sighed: "It's a pity that Shao Shao actually lost."
Wu Dao: "But it's not a shame to lose to Xue Qinglan!"
Ling Xiaofeng snorted and said, "I lost the battle, but it was worth it."
When this came out, Wu Hemei looked at him in surprise.
Ling Xiaofeng sighed: "Why not? Although Shao Shao lost a battle, he is also famous in the Jianghu! According to escort Lu, as soon as he arrived in Shandong, he heard Shao Shao's contest with Xue Qinglan. Although it is not very nice, it is at least famous. "
Wu said, "Alas, in comparison, the contest between SiShao and Xue Qinglan is too bad. You have a sword, but no one knows it, and no one promotes it for you. Besides, you can't take revenge now. You really lost-"
May Zheng Chun said, "Why should we care too much about this? We are still young, and it is not easy to become famous? The world is so big, why bother to keep Guandong? "
Wu said, "I really want to go out, but my father doesn't agree." He just wants me to learn something about business honestly or help him manage these things. "
Mei Zheng Chun said: "If there is a big event in the Central Plains, it is natural for us to go to the Central Plains."
Wu said, "Sauer has a wide network of contacts. Why don't you go back and inquire? "
LingXiaoFeng hey hey a smile, "no matter, anyway, I have plenty of opportunities to go out, hey hey, the beauty of the central plains, much more than we are here, and every place has different amorous feelings-"
Wu said, "alas, help pay attention to it. Brothers, who doesn't count on you? "
Ling Xiaofeng said, "Well, who told you that you are all my brothers?"
At this moment, a big man broke into the restaurant. "Little Escort, I'm really easy to find!" "
Ling Xiaofeng smiled and said, "What's the matter, Sun Qi?"
Sun Qi said, "Of course, the old boss wants you to hurry back. This is a big deal! "
Ling Xiaofeng said, "OK, I'm going back." Smiled at two people. "Maybe there really is something big this time."
Wu a face of excitement, "really? Haha, anyway, we are free, let's go and have a look with you! "
Ling Xiaofeng shouted: "OK, great, let's go to my house and continue drinking!"
Mei Zheng Chun said, "Uncle Ling won't mind, will he?"
Ling Xiaofeng smiled. "Never mind, I'm here!"
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