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Talking about Venus
Second, if you can't get rid of the bill, let yourself get rid of poverty quickly. You can't be alone, and Cary has no money.
Third, there is nothing good about good people and bad people are not so bad. It's just that the bad guy did a good thing and seems to have a reason to be forgiven. And as long as good people do bad things, it often means losing everything.
Fourth, I'd rather be a fearsome villain than a bad guy who is trampled upon by others!
5. It's better to use your time alone to make yourself better, surprise the people who come and give yourself a good explanation.
It's really hard to be friends because your thoughts, experiences and senses are different, just like I said the sea was beautiful, but you said many people drowned.
Seven, people with bad lives will often look back, and people with comfortable lives have no leisure.
Kindness and love are free, but they are not cheap. Your kindness needs a little sharpness, and your love needs some reason and vision. After all, not everyone deserves them.
Ten, there is no choice phobia, not just because of poverty; No indecision, just cowardice.
These 50 sentences are sharp and vicious, but they are all cruel human truths.
These are 50 quotations from celebrities.
But it's not inspirational at all.
There is not a good word in it.
But every word can be said in my heart.
Irritable and difficult Hemingway, Mark? We are not surprised by Twain's poisonous tongue.
Will gentle Einstein, Walter Disney and Audrey Hepburn be cynical? !
This is very surprising.
If you are fed up with positive energy and small freshness.
If you just don't want to talk.
This place can definitely satisfy your dark side.
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First, please make sure that you have independent income before you go to Xiu De. -Greek proverb
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Only mediocre people can always maintain their best self. Shang? Giraudu
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Only two things can be infinite: the universe and human stupidity. But I'm not sure about the former. -Einstein
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I don't want to be alone I just don't want to be disturbed. Audrey? Hoffen
five
One of the symptoms of mental breakdown is to believe that your work is very important. Bertrand Russell
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You only need ignorance and self-confidence to succeed in this life. Mark? between the two
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My parents quarreled only once in forty-five years, which lasted for forty-three years. Kathy? Redman
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Before I got married, I had six theories about raising children; Now I have six children, and I have no theory. John? Wilmer te
nine
Adam is the luckiest man in the world. Because he has no mother-in-law. Mark? between the two
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A woman who reveals her age is either too young to lose or too old to get anything. -China proverb
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Sometimes I just need one thing that only you can give: you are not here. Ashley? Briante
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We want to make friends in our thirties; It was not until we were in our forties that we knew that friends could not save us like love. ——F? Scott. surname
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Friendship is such a sweet, stable, loyal and sacred emotion as long as they don't borrow money from you. Mark? between the two
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You called me an idiot in your poem. At the moment when I was about to agree, I found that speaking of idiots, you are really an expert friend. Franz? Grippa ze
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It takes two people to ruin a beautiful day. The first person said some bad words behind your back, and the second person is your good friend. He can guarantee that you will hear those bad words at once.
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I don't need a friend who should change and nod when he should. My shadow can finish the work. -Plutarch
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Why not drill a hole in you and let those stupid words flow out. -Groucho? maximum
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A wise man speaks because he has something to say; Fools talk because they have to say something. -Plato
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How to distinguish misfortune from disaster? It would be unfortunate if Gladstone fell into the Thames. But if someone drags him ashore again, it will be a disaster. Ben Ming Jie? Disraeli (referring to his successor William? Ewart? Gladstone)
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"Be yourself" is probably the worst advice you can give. Thomas? l? Maisen
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If I had a gun and two bullets in the same room as Hitler, bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice. Michael? Scott
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I have realized the fact that if everyone knows what others say, then no four people in the world can be friends. Bryce? pascal
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The advantage of keeping a small social circle is that three-quarters of murders are committed by people the victims know. George? witch
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Old age means deleting many names from the phone book. Ronald? Bryce
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Laziness is just a habit of taking a rest before you feel tired. Jules? Renard
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There is no need to give advice to smart people. Only a fool would. Bill? Cosby
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Your birth is a mistake that you must correct all your life. Chuck? Palanik
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One person is smart, and a group of people will become stupid, dangerous and frightened animals if they make a slight mistake. Tommy? Lee? Jones
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I will never make the mistake of quarreling with people whose opinions are not worthy of respect. Edward? gibbon
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One of the sources of my happiness is that I don't want to know other people's affairs. Dolly? Madison
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We should thank fools. Because we can't succeed without them. Mark? between the two
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The road to the truth is long and full of annoying bastards. Alexander? Are you Burakov?
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I love humans, but I can't stand crowds. Charles? Schuz
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There are two kinds of insults that human beings can't stand: one is that he has no sense of humor. First, he never knew what trouble was. Sinclair? Louis (member of extra band)
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I can't believe you are the fastest among 100,000 sperm. Steven? bohr
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The problem in this world is that fools are confident and wise people are full of doubts. Bertrand? Russell
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It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument. William? g? Mcadoo
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Every morning when I get up, I will read Forbes magazine's list of America's richest people. If I'm not up there, I'll go to work. Robert? russet
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The only way not to worry about money is to have a lot of money. Edith? Huadun
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Money can't buy happiness, but it can be used to pay the salaries of large research teams to study problems. William? e? Bill? brisk market
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Money can't buy you happiness, but it can make your pain more pleasant. Spike? Milligan
Forty two.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. Mark? between the two
43
A major obstacle to human progress is blind charity. Andrew? Carnegie
Forty-four
People who receive alms always hate their benefactors. This is the essence of human nature. George? Orwell
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Get married anyway. If you marry a good wife, you will be happy. If you marry a bad wife, you will become a philosopher. -Socrates
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My mother once told me that if a married couple put a penny in the jar every time they had sex in the first year of their marriage and took a penny out of the jar every time they had sex a year later, they would never finish eating the coins in the jar. Amistad? melancholy
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In marriage, women suffer more involuntary sex than prostitution. Bertrand? Russell
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Things that can be completely explained by stupidity should never be attributed to malice. Nick? Diamos
Forty nine
Stupidity, selfishness and health are the three elements of happiness, but nothing can be established without stupidity. Gustav? Flaubert
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I have no prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ——W? c? Fields
finally
If there is someone here who I have not insulted, I will ask his forgiveness. Johannesburg? Brahms
Venus's "poison tongue" joke is hot.
Venus' poisonous tongue is obvious to all, but sometimes it makes sense …
About idols
There is a saying I want to say to the fans, don't just recognize idols.
If you want to be with an idol, be selective.
It's like being with a big brother and a good boss.
Speak loudly, there is light on your face when you go out!
Follow the wrong boss, don't lose face.
I had to bite the bullet again and again to save my boss.
Before you worship idols, you must ask yourself, what are you pursuing?
The appearance is easy to get old and the gas field will fade. If your idol does not have an eternal quality and charm, it will always attract and inspire you.
Believe sister, your idolization is a beautiful bubble and phantom of adolescence!
About the principle of doing things
People don't attack me, I don't attack,
If someone attacks me, I will be polite.
If people do this again, they will kill the grass.
About what kind of man to choose
I'll tell my daughter when she grows up!
If a man is distressed by your crowded bus and complains that you don't eat on time, he always reminds you to drink less and hurt your health. On rainy days, he comes home from work and tells you to pay attention to safety. When he is sick, he sends funny messages to coax you. ...
Please ignore him!
Then tell the guy who can drive you, accompany you when you are sick, take you to dinner, pick you up after work and call you a day off! Stay with the people who go home.
No matter how good you say it, you might as well do something practical!
We are all past the age of listening to love. Give love, pay or get out!
About love
We have an old saying in China: "A good meal is not afraid of being late!"
Some things in life may not come early, but when it comes to good times, all you can do is cherish and grasp this love.
About "luxury"
As long as you don't steal, rob or embezzle.
Make your own money and enjoy yourself.
What is the luxury?
On "Two Kinds of People in Life"
There are two kinds of people in this world.
One is someone who loves us, and the other is someone who hates us.
In order to love our people, we should live a colorful life.
Not unhappy for people who hate us.
About sex appeal
A woman's sexiness is an attitude, your eyes, your confident attitude when no one is looking at you in any corner, and it is sexy. If you show it outside, it can also be called sexy, because when others don't know you, it's the first sight to see it outside.
But the real sexy, when you see the fifth eye, the sixth eye, or even the twelfth eye, is still sexy. That's really sexy.
Sexy is to make men run after their butts, not on the table.
What's on the table is not sexy, but pork.
About "wine culture"
China people's wine culture was destroyed.
What do people do after drinking? Write a poem.
What do people do after drinking now? Start bragging!
About "friends circle"
Sometimes, I think this circle of friends is an "enemy circle".
Sister Jin summed up the law of the enemy in the circle of friends:
As long as you are single, she will definitely take all kinds of intimate photos;
If you have just found a boyfriend, she will start drying the children;
You just gave birth to a child here, which you never expected.
She started to do WeChat purchasing.
Sister Jin went through Korea, so domineering! You did a good job. Cool!
Applause for you! !
Quoted from Venus' poisonous tongue
1. Sexy is not about exposure and posing. Sexy sex is not just sex in bed, but a part of human nature that supports it. Gender, sexual awareness, personality and interests will enrich people. The feeling brought by this kind of sex is rich, not narrow, not obscene and not cheap.
2.20 years old, fully enjoy the fair power given by God to everyone: freedom! Don't think too much. At the age of 30, think about the responsibility you should bear in this life, and bravely provoke it, don't avoid it, don't dodge it.
Repeating simple things several times will make you an expert, but if you put your heart into it, you will become a winner.
4. Don't lose the essence of women, be sincere, be sincere to life, and life will be sincere to you. If you come to play, you can't play with the whole background, that is, people are worse than the sky. Many women are stupid, but they are always smart. I can play this game and get what I want temporarily. If I don't see other people, I will be ruined by a big event. I might as well save a little simplicity and sincerity.
I have paid the price for everything I did since I was nineteen, whether it was wrong or successful. Venus is Venus.
6. Most people don't necessarily understand what is really sexy. Sexy is labeled by the colored glasses of this society: protruding forward and turning back, with the neckline down. Sexiness in a patriarchal society, in the final analysis, is nothing more than using sex to interpret words and satisfy men's reverie about sex. Excessive praise for women's sexuality is ostensibly flattering, but in fact it just coaxes you into spending with your sexuality. Ironically, more and more women are still trying to squeeze into that era and are willing to be consumed.
7. Confidence in beauty is not achieved by making up for shortcomings. First of all, it depends on understanding. You must first understand where the beauty of women comes from. So it is not so much how to appreciate yourself as how to accept it. The word appreciation comes from the opposite side, and acceptance begins with yourself. To truly understand your own beauty, you must throw away the mirror and accept what God left in this world from beginning to end.
8. Every emotion you experience is helping you screen men and your inner needs. I like you, this is a confession; I need you. This is a kind of recognition. When you have nothing but the determination to meet all challenges, your last card, which is also the strongest card, is faith.
9. Woman, what should be given to you is given to you, and what hasn't been given to you is waiting. Waiting is a science.
10. Women's resilience and tension are the basis for changing the world. Every woman has two opportunities to change the world: one is to influence the man, boyfriend or husband around you; The second is to educate your children.
1 1. A woman's sexiness is an attitude, your eyes, your confident attitude when no one is looking at you in any corner, and it is sexy. If you show it outside, it can also be called sexy, because when others don't know you, it's the first sight to see it outside. But the real sexy, when you see the fifth eye, the sixth eye, or even the twelfth eye, is still sexy. That's really sexy.
12. Women will never be satisfied with themselves, never stop in front of the mirror and constantly examine where they are not beautiful enough. Look at the man again, comb your hair in front of the mirror, and your tie is not crooked, so you can go out with confidence. When it comes to narcissism, it is really easy to satisfy yourself and appreciate yourself. The value orientation of society determines that the pressure of judging people by their appearances is always inclined to women, so it is easier for women to examine themselves and doubt themselves. Seemingly narcissistic, but actually completely insecure. Looks vary from person to person, and the five senses have their own personalities. Put them together and you get it. This balance is given to you by God, and natural beauty is always in the minority. Of course, it can be repaired the day after tomorrow, but the whole is the shape, and it can't make a natural and true feeling. Standing in front of the mirror, the vanity of success has become a cover of self-confidence. Really underestimated the beauty of women, beauty is by no means a map of exquisite facial features.
13. If people don't attack me, I won't attack. If people commit crimes against me, they will be respectful and respectful. If people commit crimes again, they will be wiped out.
14. People are expensive, but clothes are useless.
15. If everyone walks in this world once, there is always his reason and reason, then my mission is to convey these messages: kindness, truthfulness, courage and wisdom.
16. If you can't get this man's body temporarily, get his eyes first. His hand may be placed on another woman's waist, but his eyes follow you to say appreciation. Well, let him experience it more deeply.
17. Remind me that it is best not to find a man who is at the peak of his career. He may be the successful man you want, but you may not be the woman he really needs. Every man's energy, ability and hormones have highs and lows. When he didn't reach orgasm, he needed a woman to carry him and help him. At the climax, he will be unscrupulous and unscrupulous; When he lands from the climax, he will know exactly what kind of woman he needs. Smart women should learn when to meet what kind of men. When a person gets carried away, stay away from him. At that time, he was not real.
18. Enrich yourself and wait for opportunities. On the surface, it is forbearance, but in the bones it is uncompromising. Because even when I endure it, I know in my heart why I endure it, for a bigger goal and to go further.
19. I think anyone's life can't be copied, and they can only learn from it, or sigh, the wonderful world. When you copy others, you are not yourself.
20. I have always been a woman, but I have been undercover in a man's world for 28 years, that's all.
2 1. Women nowadays are really hard to live. Hold your husband and in-laws, and be emotional and sexy when you go home. Only in this way can we fight against mistress and mistress. Of course, the most effective way to prevent mistress is to control his wallet, tighten his waistband and often brainwash him.
22. Some people will also pursue mature men. Just maturity does not mean that his economic foundation is mature, but refers to responsibility. Mature men must be responsible. Responsible for women, responsible for society, responsible for what you do, no matter right or wrong, you must bear it. If it succeeds, announce it publicly and loudly. If it is your own fault, you should face it squarely. I dare to recite both the good and the bad. Even if you are burdened with many troubles and misunderstandings, as long as you are burdened, time will tell you what your responsibility is. I admire people who pay for their mistakes.
There are two kinds of people in this world, those who love us and those who hate us. We should live a colorful life for those who love us, not for those who hate us.
There are few people who tell the truth in this society, but fortunately there are many people who like to listen to the truth. Because: listening to the truth is fun!
25. Face life sincerely. When fate meets a choice, what you hear is not the voice of others, but the most sincere voice in your heart.
Since I was sent to the United States to study modern dance at the age of 19, I have established an attitude towards life: a passive life.
27. The best is not the future, but today.
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