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My girlfriend eats a big meal and I eat instant noodles (40 sentences)

My best friend eats a big meal and I eat instant noodles (Part I) 1. Instant noodles and Kangxi came, and continued their comfortable life at the police station, eating well, sleeping well and attending classes well, huh?

I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear the cheapest clothes, but you must remember that I am willing, not just for me!

I suddenly want to eat instant noodles with eggs and have a glass of sake. I want to eat instant noodles because I'm hungry, and I want to drink a glass of wine because I'm afraid I'll be thirsty after eating instant noodles …

Eating instant noodles has the same result as eating hot pot. After eating, your body will smell like this …

Don't eat countless small oranges and instant noodles after midnight, it will hurt your stomach in the morning.

6. When you are poor, you will eat eight flavors even if you eat instant noodles, and you will not repeat it every day.

7. Eat instant noodles early tomorrow. I really want to eat instant noodles I must eat instant noodles tomorrow morning.

8. I was wondering at that time whether it was inappropriate to eat instant noodles at home at this time, but then I thought that eating barbecue and boiling water on the roadside at this time was simply a happy flight, so the water had already burned.

9. Wake up hungry in the middle of the night and go downstairs to eat instant noodles. Inexplicably miss Huian's little friend.

10. We agreed to save enough money to eat buffet. Forget it, continue to eat instant noodles and rice porridge tomorrow.

1 1. I want to eat instant noodles tomorrow. I really want to eat instant noodles I must eat instant noodles tomorrow.

12. This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. This is the first time I feel that instant noodles are not delicious. I may have grown up.

13. Movies and popcorn, mutton kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I will accompany you. .

14. I really think that instant noodles should not be served casually on the train. Is there no dining car area on the train? Why can't these places eat instant noodles? You must let people within three meters of Fiona Fang watch you eat.

15. I would rather eat instant noodles at home alone than go out to eat such a time-wasting meal, and regret it from the moment I sit down.

16. The truth of life Since you have chosen instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning. Fat people taste terrible.

17. Rich people's girlfriends are always so beautiful. These women, I guess, will always say that I like your people, not your money. Even if I eat instant noodles with you, I feel happy!

18. I'm here to curse all the people who are not good to me. I will eat instant noodles without seasoning all my life. ...

19. It is time to get up again. I have no time to eat in the morning, so I can only eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.

20. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I seldom eat it, so I think it's delicious. I took a careful bite.

My best friend eats a big meal and I eat instant noodles in my circle of friends (2)1. People will really become, just like I used to like instant noodles and braised pork, but now I like hot and sour.

22. I hope I won't get fat tomorrow after eating instant noodles at night.

I hate people who show their love. They bullied me into sleeping alone in the dormitory. No one asked me to eat when I woke up, so I had to keep eating instant noodles and vomiting.

24. On the solstice of winter, a person plays computer and eats instant noodles.

25. It turns out that when you are lonely, all tastes of instant noodles are the same.

26. I don't feel guilty about eating instant noodles in the middle of the night. I obviously had dinner. Fallen like me.

27. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.

28. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.

29. Eating instant noodles after being single for a long time will cause hallucinations.

30. A person eats instant noodles in the dormitory. Finally, I stopped studying at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

3 1. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.

32. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

I am really greedy. I'm afraid I won't get fat if I eat instant noodles, pickled peppers and chicken feet at night

I thought everything was ready, but it suddenly occurred to me that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles while typing.

35. Someone said defiantly before, what should I do if I work overtime on a business trip ~ I want to say that I have almost no exception ~ I also met this point when I ate instant noodles today ~

37. Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

38. I will be home alone again tomorrow. Why do I feel like I'm going to throw up after eating instant noodles?

39. No money, no car, no house and no career. Pick up girls like everyone else. Let's make instant noodles.

40. Last night, there was a power failure. I ate my dream candlelight dinner with two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.

Talking about friends who eat instant noodles overtime (40 highlights)

Chat with friends who eat instant noodles after working overtime (I) 1. Eating this taste is a little nostalgic for living in a dormitory and making instant noodles. Hungry at night, there is a delicious time to make instant noodles.

I used to like instant noodles, but recently I ate too much and my mouth was blistered. That's really enough.

I worked hard all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. Eat instant noodles when you are hungry at night.

4. Someone said defiantly before, what should I do if I work overtime on a business trip ~ I want to say that I have almost no exception ~ I also met this point when eating instant noodles today ~

5. I can finally eat instant noodles, but I still cry with sauerkraut.

Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.

7. I hate instant noodles ~

8. We agreed to save enough money to eat buffet. Forget it. Continue to eat instant noodles and rice porridge tomorrow.

9. When I go back to the dormitory every day, I am so hungry that I have to struggle for a while. If I can't stand hunger, I start eating instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's really enough. If I finish eating, I can't fucking hold on.

10. I hope I won't get fat after eating instant noodles at night.

1 1. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.

12. Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!

13. I brushed my teeth in bed and my mobile phone. As a result, the more you brush, the hungrier you get. I got up and ate instant noodles. I can't eat any more.

14. I thought everything was ready, but it suddenly occurred to me that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles while typing.

15. I am very grateful to the little girl with a yellow hat. She gave me her seat on the train and let me sit down to eat instant noodles. There are too few such people in the whole train.

16. I finally understand why chickens love instant noodles so much. If I come ten cases at a time, it won't be enough.

17. Pack things at home on rest days until after two o'clock in the afternoon, and have instant noodles for lunch. Rest is really more tiring than work.

18. Today, I am very confused. Why is eating instant noodles on the train more delicious than in other places?

19. Eating a bowl of instant noodles at night is too guilty.

20. Now I want to eat instant noodles, mala Tang, skewers, barbecue, fish meal, snail powder, KFC and so on. There are ten thousand ants crawling in my heart.

I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night or because I had a messy dream and didn't sleep well at night. I almost fell down after getting up in the morning, and now I have been dizzy.

22. When you are hungry, everyone around you is eating instant noodles, and you are really desperate.

23. My dad told me when he was eating instant noodles at night. Well, now I'm eating instant noodles, too.

24. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, which is spicy. Do you have diarrhea? Waiting on the line is urgent, and the instant noodles are getting cold.

25. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love.

26. I ate instant noodles in class today, and suddenly I heard "It smells so good, I can't think ..."

27. I'm really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea in the evening.

28. I hope that people who accompany you for candlelight dinner will also accompany you to eat instant noodles.

29. I ate instant noodles at night and gave myself two eggs, added two pieces of cheese and a ham sausage, and did evil.

30. Eating instant noodles when you are hungry at night will really double your happiness! I like to eat instant noodles at night!

3 1. I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles. I think only rich people in junior high school can eat instant noodles. It's funny.

32. Why do I want to eat instant noodles at this time! My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.

33. You can't eat takeout. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

34. Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? Eat every episode. I'm hungry after watching a TV series.

35. Happiness is the realization of every tiny life wish. For example, when eating instant noodles, there is always someone you like to accompany you.

36. I suddenly smelled instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

37. The first time I got up in the middle of the night to eat instant noodles, I couldn't sleep because I thought of some unhappy things. The more I think about it, the more uncomfortable it becomes.

38. If you are hungry at night, eat a bucket of instant noodles. Come up with some achievements at the end of the year, and you will have a headache if you don't wake up during the day.

39. Always have a luxurious lunch once or twice a month. It's really hard to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.

40. Movies and popcorn, mutton kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I will accompany you. .

Short sentences of friends who eat instant noodles on the train (often 40 sentences)

Friends circle eating instant noodles on the train 1 1. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.

Be sure to have a good sleep tonight, don't eat instant noodles and don't play with your mobile phone. See you tomorrow.

I didn't eat well tonight I eat more fruit than rice. Go out for a fun run after eight o'clock, and your stomach hurts after running. But I'm hungry now. I want to eat instant noodles.

4. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, which is spicy. Do you have diarrhea? Waiting on the line is urgent, and the instant noodles are getting cold.

I ate instant noodles and porridge at home for 5 days. When I came to work today, I was told that the canteen was closed and I continued to eat instant noodles.

6. Never eat instant noodles with countless small oranges after midnight. It will hurt your stomach in the morning.

7. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.

8. Eating instant noodles after being single for a long time will cause hallucinations.

9. Watching others eat instant noodles, I also made a bowl of instant noodles. I don't want to eat after two bites. It smells good, but it tastes bad.

10. I hope I won't get fat after eating instant noodles at night.

1 1. Yesterday was Tanabata Valentine's Day, others stayed and we drove; Others go to the park, we go to the expressway; When others enter the cinema, we enter the service area; Others sleep in the hotel double bed, and we sleep in the car bunk bed; The happiness of others' first love, we rushed like chicken blood; Others are picking up girls and we are picking up noodles; Others walk in the street and we run on the highway.

12. I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night or because I had a messy dream and didn't sleep well at night. I almost fainted when I got up this morning, and I have been dizzy now.

13. We agreed to save enough money to eat buffet. Forget it. Continue to eat instant noodles and rice porridge tomorrow.

14. The truth of life Since you have chosen instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning. Fat people taste terrible.

15. My appetite is so small now that my old father, who doesn't like instant noodles, made me a bowl of instant noodles for fear that I was hungry.

16. God knows how much I want to eat barbecue, crayfish and instant noodles. But I can only sleep for my weight.

17. I'm really greedy. I'm afraid I won't get fat if I eat instant noodles, pickled peppers and chicken feet at night

18. When I go back to the dormitory every day, I am hungry and have to struggle for a while. I was so hungry that I began to eat instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's enough. I can't do it without fucking support.

19. I woke up in the middle of the night and went downstairs to eat instant noodles. Inexplicably miss Huian's little friend.

20. If you are instant noodles, can I be boiled water?

Friends circle eating instant noodles on the train 2 2 1. I finally understand why chickens love instant noodles so much. If I come ten cases at a time, it won't be enough.

22. Eating instant noodles doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. Drink some wine, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. ...

23. I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles. I think it's funny that only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles before.

24. Eating instant noodles all the time will really make your face bigger. I am a circle older than you. Oh, no, two laps.

25. I am on a business trip for the first time this year. I'm late, hungry and tired, and I don't want to eat instant noodles yet.

26. People have really changed, just like I used to like instant noodles and braise in soy sauce, but now I like hot and sour.

27. Add red dates to keep healthy when eating instant noodles. After 90, I died.

28. Baby, can you make my instant noodles? You ask why? First, I want to hit on you; Second, I like instant noodles.

29. How difficult is it to get rid of a person's habits? Just like I want vinegar when I eat instant noodles.

30. Why do I want to eat instant noodles at this time! My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.

3 1. I was hungry last night, and I vomited after eating this instant noodle. I'm still considering whether to eat today.

Because I can't eat, I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon. Ah, I want to eat a big meal!

33. I really feel that instant noodles should not be provided casually on the train. Is there no dining car area on the train? Why can't these places eat instant noodles? You must let people within three meters of Fiona Fang watch you eat.

34. The frequency of eating instant noodles is too high recently, and I feel like vomiting.

35. Turn to Lianjiang at two o'clock. Eating instant noodles at McDonald's in the moving station, I feel that the waiter is going to kill us. hahaha. When the customers next to us saw our instant noodles, they were itching to buy them.

36. There are still many people who like instant noodles. I used to eat instant noodles because it was fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles has become a memory.

37. Jiang Lili Xianting and I really hope that when we eat instant noodles in senior three, we will still be happy.

Get up in the middle of the night to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits every day. Why am I thinner than normal diet? Come back fat, so I can feel at ease

While eating instant noodles in a hurry, my roommate looked at his watch and asked him why he was in such a hurry.

40. Eat steamed buns and instant noodles when you are hungry at night. And my brother, I volunteered during the day and ate two meals in the cafeteria for nothing.

Gout eats instant noodles in the middle of the night

Gout eats instant noodles in the middle of the night Copywriter circle of friends article 1 1. What is loneliness? It's not that you eat instant noodles in a convenience store late at night, that no one likes your circle of friends, and that you are always single and nobody cares. Loneliness is what you say that no one can understand. So, you stopped talking.

Don't eat countless small oranges and instant noodles after midnight, it will hurt your stomach in the morning.

I'm really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea in the evening.

I worked hard all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. I was hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

It turns out that eating instant noodles is the same when you are lonely.

6. I had breakfast yesterday 10, and I ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I am hungry at 3 o'clock, eat instant noodles and cook noodles at night.

7. When you want to be melodramatic at night, hold back, usually have a midnight snack and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and mutton skewers what you want to say. When they hear too many of your secrets, eat them.

8. Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

9. My recent life: playing games, ordering takeout, eating instant noodles, watching a drama and sleeping.

10. Eating instant noodles is the same as eating hot pot. After eating, it smells like this …

1 1. I am so hungry. I watched people on the high-speed rail eat zongzi, steamed stuffed bun, instant noodles, bread and biscuits, but I just wanted to drink water.

12. Xiao Chen finally realized his childhood dream: eating instant noodles three times a day.

13. Baby, can you make my instant noodles? You ask why? First, I want to hit on you; Second, I like instant noodles.

14. I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

15. The canteen in the company is closed, and I feel sour after eating instant noodles.

16. Eating conveniently is harmful to my health. .......... told me not to eat instant noodles. No one cooks for me and makes me drink northwest wind.

17. Eating instant noodles at night actually gives you a sense of happiness.

18. When we saw our old classmates, everyone hung up a fake smile and said some pleasantries. We will never stay up reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

19. In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

20. I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon because I can't eat. Ah, I want to eat a big meal!

Gout eats instant noodles in the middle of the night Copywriter circle of friends 2 2 1. Eating instant noodles in the middle of the night, without a trace of guilt, obviously had dinner. Fallen like me.

22. instant noodles this is a kind of happiness: when you are hungry, when you have no choice but to get difficult syndrome, when you are watching a drama, when you ~

23. Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like I'm sitting in a sleeper on the train.

24. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

I thought everything was ready, but it suddenly occurred to me that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles while typing.

26. Why can I gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.

27. I want to go back to eat instant noodles after drinking. Eating instant noodles is also a means.

28. The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

29. No money, no car, no house and no career. Pick up girls and make noodles.

30. I ate a bowl of instant noodles and n snacks at night, and I was so tired that I was about to vomit.

3 1. It's the first time to make a green bullet train. Everyone in the car is crying while eating instant noodles. They ordered dry fried beef river, which was more delicious than box lunch.

32. Get up early tomorrow to eat instant noodles. I really want to eat instant noodles I must eat instant noodles tomorrow morning.

33. The truth of life Since you have chosen instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning. Fat people taste terrible.

34. I was wondering at that time whether it was inappropriate to eat instant noodles at home at this time, but then I thought that eating barbecue and boiling water on the roadside at this time was simply a happy flight, so the water had already burned.

35. What instant noodles do you eat at night? It's not healthy at all I want to vomit when I smell it!

36. Some people just judge a star according to online rumors, but forget that these articles were written by some people lying down eating instant noodles.

37. On Tanabata, no girl bought a bucket of instant noodles and went home to soak. . .

I really want to have a good figure, but I'm always a little hungry here, so I started to eat instant noodles. It's too difficult for me.

39. It's childish to eat instant noodles to relieve hatred, but I went on.

40. My dad told me when he was eating instant noodles at night. Well, now I'm eating instant noodles, too.