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Ineffective and domineering mood phrases (55)

You can go to another city in an hour or two, a glass of wine can take a man home, you can become bosom friends in a few words, you can become boyfriend and girlfriend in two days, and a small matter can make years of efforts collapse. This is an era when money can buy love, marriage can be certified, and even if there is blood relationship, there will be contradictions. Wechat will be deleted, which will be a farewell era, just like you and me.

Second, above people, we should respect others; People should respect themselves.

Third, one day you will emerge from the cocoon and grow more beautiful than people expected.

Fourth, the dream is such a sentence, not possession, but pursuit.

Five, forget the hatred, spring blossoms. The stage is as big as the heart.

6. I hope that beautiful girls all over the world will stay away from dysmenorrhea forever. No matter how they change their cosmetics, their faces will not rot. Every color number they want to buy is always available, and the express delivery is always one day earlier than expected. Some people in the circle of friends commented that you are a fairy, and wearing high heels does not sprain your ankle. Nobody told you that you like beans. Trying new desserts is unexpectedly delicious. When you go out on a windy day, your bangs won't part. A boyfriend likes you very much, and he will give you a hug.

7. Your name is in my heart, and I have never left.

Eight, one day, I want to make those who love me proud, those who dislike me regret, those who hate me dissatisfied, and those who laugh at me dumbfounded.

Nine, a bitch is a bitch, even if the financial crisis, you can't be expensive.

Ten, some mistakes, once is enough, don't make the second time.

I can confidently tell you that he will be with you because you look like me.

Twelve, first become yourself you like better, and then meet people who don't need to please.

Thirteen, how far is the thought, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

In fact, losing is not terrible. The terrible thing is that after losing, I don't have the courage to face the world.

Fifteen, if you don't care, you must strive for three points. If you care, why forgive others?

Why don't I take you home when you have nothing? However, you shouldn't have nothing, you should have wine, meat and girls, and you should have no wind or rain year after year. I'm here with you. May you be safe in the future.

Seventeen, what kind of tone you talk to me, I will respond to you with what kind of attitude.

18. We may accomplish nothing today, but we can't guarantee that tomorrow will dominate the world.

Nineteen, the goods have a shelf life, and people are tired of watching them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

20. People who don't want to disappoint are likely to disappoint themselves in the end.

Twenty-one, I dare to tell you to get out, because I believe you will definitely get back.

Twenty-two, there is no unforgettable old love, only inappropriate new love.

Twenty-three, life is like this, leaving no room, it seems that it takes a lot of courage to live.

24. I don't know if your brain is in the water, swimming across the fish, jumping over the toad and walking past the donkey!

Only when you are down and out will you know who is a fool who is worried about you and who is a stranger's asshole.

If you haven't experienced my journey, please don't criticize my path.

Twenty-seven, brave, may not have the result, but not brave, there must be no result.

28. Thanks for the coming of the night, I know that no matter how failed today, a brand-new tomorrow is still waiting for me to prove myself.

Twenty-nine, I'm afraid both, but this sentence "because it's not you"

No matter how long you have known each other, it depends on whether your feelings have developed.

Thirty-one, I am a fool, I don't know how to give up on you; You are also a fool and don't know how to cherish me.

Thirty-two, wine, drinking half drunk is good, drinking too much drunk; Love is still half true, and if you love too much, your heart will be broken.

Comfort others and comfort yourself with a wry smile.

Go to bed early. The person you like may have slept with someone else.

Sorry, I prefer to think blindly and look at everything negatively. I am selfish, sensitive and narrow-minded. I don't want to share anything with others. Sorry, you are mine. If someone touches you, I'll think it's a robbery.

Thirty-six, don't love me, don't ink, get on your horse and get out!

I can't be defeated by reality because I still have a great dream.

38. If a man abandons a woman who regards him as his life, he will meet a woman who only treats him as a dog next time.

Thirty-nine, there is no possibility, only willing.

40. Everything is not smooth in life. The more difficulties you encounter, the more you must work hard.

I hope all the money in my wallet can love each other, get married and have children.

42. Persistence is victory. It's not important to win, it's important to persist.

Forty-three, I am willing to go over Qian Shan to see you, and I am willing to take a hundred steps back and leave you.

44. It is better to socialize quietly with low quality than to be alone with high quality.

If you want to know me, you'd better study the weather first

Forty-six, no one will care how hard it is for you to get better. They just want to know if you are good enough now, just like everyone wants to have a mature and sensible you, but they don't want to spend time and energy growing up with you.

Cherish people around you. When people are cold, they will never be warm again.

49. Delete yesterday's troubles, decide today's happiness and set tomorrow's happiness.

If you are in my future, I am not afraid of anything.

Fifty-one, in a few words, comfort yourself, be cynical and stick to yourself!

Fifty-two, the old vine is dizzy, the school food is too bad, and the classmates are hungry. The sun is setting. Well, I'm going home.

Girl, when no one is behind, you must live like a man.

54. You betrayed me and expect me to forgive you. If you are a dog, don't expect me to treat you like a human being.

I have enough ambition to satisfy anyone who wants to be crazy about me.

The vicious language of domineering sentences.

1, give you face you don't want. You are shameless.

2. You are either being mean or being mean.

Even if the whole world abandoned me, I still remember that I still have myself.

4, you go to find the bone, don't bite my leg with this.

5, armored 3,000 soldiers in hand, killing all the Xiongnu 400 States!

6, some things, don't care so much about its gains and losses, once you have it, it is happiness.

7. I think if I hold a pair of hands, I can enjoy the gentleness of my life.

8. Don't die, and don't live alone.

9. I would rather lose this world than let it lose me.

10, when will you suddenly think that I am the best, and I have the courage to give up everything to hug you?

1 1. I want this day, I can't cover my eyes anymore. If I want this place, I can't bury my heart any more. I want all living beings to understand what I mean, and all buddhas will be destroyed!

12, feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

13, laugh and watch the sky go out, we are Artemisia people!

14, since you want to show me, I will give you enough time to perform.

15, the west wind is full of plants, and the cold butterfly is hard to come. If I were Di Qing next year, I would report to Taohua!

16, your perfect love is a deadly poison.

17, single women are called petty bourgeoisie, single men are called bachelors, ugly women are called dinosaurs, handsome men are called frogs, and even you are called Xiao Qiang.

18, give me your hand and hold it tightly. Then, let me take you wandering, not afraid of all the twists and turns and pain.

19, Immortal Dream of Immortal Heroes, Wan Li Great Wall Wan Li Empty.

20. The way I choose is to walk on my knees.

2 1, Tian Xingjian, the gentleman strives for self-improvement, the terrain is Kun, and the gentleman carries things with virtue.

22. I think I know how dinosaurs became extinct. They were not smoked to death by fart, but you scared them to death.

23. I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

24, men die like iron, look at their hands and make up for the sky!

25. If you think I'm gullible, please go on and I'll watch you perform.

26. I really hate that feeling. I feel very sad, but I don't know why, just sad.

27. Personality problem is always the perfect calf of his own nature.

28. I am a madman in Chu. He sang a crazy song and argued with Confucius.

29. Even if my heart is blown to pieces and blood is like a blowout, I am still calm.

If you cry again, I will go home and kneel on the washboard.

3 1. Did you graduate from Duck Neck University, Qinqiao University, Radish University and Jinniu University?

32, wild hope hungry land rover meat, laughing about thirsty Hun blood. Stay and clean up the old mountains and rivers from the beginning and go to the sky.

33. Do you often dare not look up at my face for fear that what little self-esteem you have left is gone?

34. You can't do this. You didn't know to come to me until you lacked dog food?

35. It's not environmentally friendly to throw you into the sun.

36, you call cheap performances vivid and vivid!

37. My heart is with you, and you still care about what I am doing.

38. I want to ask you, which grave explosion saved you?

39, don't appear, don't bother, is the last way I love you.

40. I am arrogant and arrogant, and I want to keep my courage!

4 1, live as a hero and die as a ghost.

42, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

43. You are not as good as a dog. When I throw a bone to the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me.

44, long face, wipe your eyes, please see what a face is.

45. What's the use of giving birth to me? I can't laugh. What's the use of ruining me? I won't lose my arrogance.

46. Sister in front, I'm sorry, you are a little huge, blocking my cell phone signal.

47. Put pen to paper to protect the world.

48. Forget what you have done to help others, and always remember what others have done for you. Even if this person is good only once, he is the one who helped you.

49. Give me a woman and I can create a country. Answer: I will give you a pig, and the price of pork will be reduced next year.

50. Don't always tell me the story of the B club when you are ordinary people! Why can't Baidu search you again? No matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.

5 1, the only contribution you have brought to the world is your self-destructive abnormal personality.

52. Idiots can be your teachers, and even mentally retarded people can teach you to speak.

53. Being strong is not only not giving in to the big and the big, but also not changing yourself in the face of setbacks.

54. I don't understand. You can make up for the ozone layer by farting in the air. Why take it out on people everywhere?

55. I usually laugh with people, but I just don't want to be alone.

56. You can see my world, but you can't talk.

57. I love you more than a river full of cotton.

58. My heart is in Shandong, I am in Wu, and I am floating in Pengjianghai. If he does this, Ling Yunzhi dares to come to Huang Chao and not marry him!

Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.

60. Love has no definition. It depends on your idea.

6 1, easy to get, won't last long. It won't come so easily for a long time.

62. Don't mention the past to me. I just don't want to go back, so I completely forgot about him.

63. I'd rather sacrifice my happiness in exchange for the happiness of Qian Qian, the person I love.

64, the poorest but begging, death will come out!

65. You were not ashamed when you were a child, but now you are not ashamed when you grow up?

66. Life is a hero, and death is a ghost!

67. People struggle for breath, but what they force out is a piece of shit!

68. Love is eternal, the appearance may change, but the essence will never change.

69. What's the use of barking? If you really bite me, that's your skill.

70. Put Lao Zi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.

7 1, I staggered forward, although blood and bones were scattered all over the floor.

72. I finally know what's good about popping teeth, that is, eating watermelon is cleaner than others.

73. Format yourself and delete you!

74. Look down at what's in your crotch before you talk to your brother.

75. If one day we get lost in the crowd and live a mediocre life, it is because we have not tried to live a rich life.

76, jealous, don't be a dog, is it interesting to stab in the back?

77. When treating you as a person, please try to be human.

78. See through but don't say it. A lot of things, as long as you know, there is no need to say.

79. After these years, we will be together all day and never be apart again.

80. I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.

8 1, since I bought insurance, I don't have to look at the traffic lights when crossing the road.

82. The emperor will be in the same position. What would you rather have?

83. I like to take out my mobile phone at night, look at the space and see if there is anyone I want to see online.

84. You jump into the river to pollute water resources, euthanasia wastes time, taking sleeping pills wastes the country's money, and gas poisoning wastes gas.

85. The sky is killing, the stars are moving, the earth is killing, dragons and snakes are landing, people are killing, and it's upside down!

86. Everyone will be tired. No one can bear all the sadness for you. People should learn to grow up by themselves for a period of time.

87. Don't keep your mouth shut. Take your parents with you. You are so filial, why don't you stay at home?

88. It makes it strong, the breeze blows over the hills, it passes through it, and the moonlight shines on the river.

89. In this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

90. I hope there are no weaknesses in your life. Unlike me, when people mention you, I lose.

The character of funny and poisonous tongue talks about domineering

1. It's exactly the same after Tomb-Sweeping Day. I hope I have a headmaster by my side.

When you can't explain your heartbreak with your mouth, tears are the only way to express your emotions with your eyes.

Don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

Without you, I will try to live a better life.

5. Sunflower, a flower that smiles at the sun.

6. It depends on your state of mind. Face life with a good attitude, and your life will be beautiful.

7. After a complete marriage, it's like letting my husband live in hell, but it feels like being in a church.

8. I have tasted the ups and downs myself. I suffer from joy and sadness alone. I am my own sun. Wind and rain need not be blocked by others.

9. I bought a dress, which is versatile in spring, summer, autumn and winter, and the fashion trend is sheltered from the wind and rain.

10. It was dark at night and I suddenly wanted to study, but it was already dawn when I found the candle.

1 1. What will I look like in two years?

12. They love each other so seriously. Fuck!

13. I thought I couldn't see you when I turned around, but I forgot that you were always in my eyes.

14. A handsome man with a car is a chess player. Money and a house are banks.

15. Do you remember the last June 1st you cried?

16. It is illegal to deduct points in the exam. The criminal law stipulates that the act of using others' ignorance to cause losses to others belongs to the crime of fraud.

17. Young people don't work hard to grow up.

18. I can't even breathe after losing you!

19. I think the so-called loneliness is the person you are facing, and his emotions are not on the same frequency as your own.

20. When yellow leaves are piled up all over the ground, I am no longer a teenager.

2 1. People who have no time to rest will always have time to get sick; People who have no time to fall in love will always find time to date.

22. Falling is a shame, but standing up is dignity.

23. A man who can bend down to help you tie your shoelaces is always better than a man who can only help you undress.

24. People who love you deeply will never leave. Well, since I met him, I suddenly found that I don't love you.

25. I am not slim. I don't want to run for Miss Hong Kong or Miss World. I don't need such a good figure. I just need to get by.

26. If you are unhappy, you say you are sleepy and happy. If you play late, you don't say you are tired/

27. As the saying goes, rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests; But as the saying goes: the moon comes first near the water tower!

28. Sometimes love is more cruel than time, making people blind and desperate.

29. When forgetting becomes another beginning and memory fades, pain is the most real.

30. You just want to see how you write your feelings for that woman.

3 1. It's a pity that you can't settle down.

32. Love can make people stupid, no matter what kind of love.

I hate people who cheat me, because I once believed unconditionally.

34. I thought how important I was in your heart. I did everything myself, and you didn't care.

35. What is the power of mathematics? After reading the answer, I can't understand what the power of language is. Read the answer and don't want to copy it!

36. I hope that after many years, it is not the alarm clock that wakes me up, but your voice.

37. What is peace of mind? You are the answer.

38. Loneliness is not being left out and abandoned, but not having a confidant and not being understood. The real loner is not lonely.

39. It is not necessarily the mother who has milk, but the grandfather who has money.

40. I hold the pain you left with both hands.

4 1. The most painful pain is forgiveness, and the darkest black is despair-Han Yu

42. I miss you so much that my chest is covered with dust.

43. Those who say they love you but touch you don't love you, but ruin you.

Quoted from Venus' poisonous tongue

1. Sexy is not about exposure and posing. Sexy sex is not just sex in bed, but a part of human nature that supports it. Gender, sexual awareness, personality and interests will enrich people. The feeling brought by this kind of sex is rich, not narrow, not obscene and not cheap.

2.20 years old, fully enjoy the fair power given by God to everyone: freedom! Don't think too much. At the age of 30, think about the responsibility you should bear in this life, and bravely provoke it, don't avoid it, don't dodge it.

Repeating simple things several times will make you an expert, but if you put your heart into it, you will become a winner.

4. Don't lose the essence of women, be sincere, be sincere to life, and life will be sincere to you. If you come to play, you can't play with the whole background, that is, people are worse than the sky. Many women are stupid, but they are always smart. I can play this game and get what I want temporarily. If I don't see other people, I will be ruined by a big event. I might as well save a little simplicity and sincerity.

I have paid the price for everything I did since I was nineteen, whether it was wrong or successful. Venus is Venus.

6. Most people don't necessarily understand what is really sexy. Sexy is labeled by the colored glasses of this society: protruding forward and turning back, with the neckline down. Sexiness in a patriarchal society, in the final analysis, is nothing more than using sex to interpret words and satisfy men's reverie about sex. Excessive praise for women's sexuality is ostensibly flattering, but in fact it just coaxes you into spending with your sexuality. Ironically, more and more women are still trying to squeeze into that era and are willing to be consumed.

7. Confidence in beauty is not achieved by making up for shortcomings. First of all, it depends on understanding. You must first understand where the beauty of women comes from. So it is not so much how to appreciate yourself as how to accept it. The word appreciation comes from the opposite side, and acceptance begins with yourself. To truly understand your own beauty, you must throw away the mirror and accept what God left in this world from beginning to end.

8. Every emotion you experience is helping you screen men and your inner needs. I like you, this is a confession; I need you. This is a kind of recognition. When you have nothing but the determination to meet all challenges, your last card, which is also the strongest card, is faith.

9. Woman, what should be given to you is given to you, and what hasn't been given to you is waiting. Waiting is a science.

10. Women's resilience and tension are the basis for changing the world. Every woman has two opportunities to change the world: one is to influence the man, boyfriend or husband around you; The second is to educate your children.

1 1. A woman's sexiness is an attitude, your eyes, your confident attitude when no one is looking at you in any corner, and it is sexy. If you show it outside, it can also be called sexy, because when others don't know you, it's the first sight to see it outside. But the real sexy, when you see the fifth eye, the sixth eye, or even the twelfth eye, is still sexy. That's really sexy.

12. Women will never be satisfied with themselves, never stop in front of the mirror and constantly examine where they are not beautiful enough. Look at the man again, comb your hair in front of the mirror, and your tie is not crooked, so you can go out with confidence. When it comes to narcissism, it is really easy to satisfy yourself and appreciate yourself. The value orientation of society determines that the pressure of judging people by their appearances is always inclined to women, so it is easier for women to examine themselves and doubt themselves. Seemingly narcissistic, but actually completely insecure. Looks vary from person to person, and the five senses have their own personalities. Put them together and you get it. This balance is given to you by God, and natural beauty is always in the minority. Of course, it can be repaired the day after tomorrow, but the whole is the shape, and it can't make a natural and true feeling. Standing in front of the mirror, the vanity of success has become a cover of self-confidence. Really underestimated the beauty of women, beauty is by no means a map of exquisite facial features.

13. If people don't attack me, I won't attack. If people commit crimes against me, they will be respectful and respectful. If people commit crimes again, they will be wiped out.

14. People are expensive, but clothes are useless.

15. If everyone walks in this world once, there is always his reason and reason, then my mission is to convey these messages: kindness, truthfulness, courage and wisdom.

16. If you can't get this man's body temporarily, get his eyes first. His hand may be placed on another woman's waist, but his eyes follow you to say appreciation. Well, let him experience it more deeply.

17. Remind me that it is best not to find a man who is at the peak of his career. He may be the successful man you want, but you may not be the woman he really needs. Every man's energy, ability and hormones have highs and lows. When he didn't reach orgasm, he needed a woman to carry him and help him. At the climax, he will be unscrupulous and unscrupulous; When he lands from the climax, he will know exactly what kind of woman he needs. Smart women should learn when to meet what kind of men. When a person gets carried away, stay away from him. At that time, he was not real.

18. Enrich yourself and wait for opportunities. On the surface, it is forbearance, but in the bones it is uncompromising. Because even when I endure it, I know in my heart why I endure it, for a bigger goal and to go further.

19. I think anyone's life can't be copied, and they can only learn from it, or sigh, the wonderful world. When you copy others, you are not yourself.

20. I have always been a woman, but I have been undercover in a man's world for 28 years, that's all.

2 1. Women nowadays are really hard to live. Hold your husband and in-laws, and be emotional and sexy when you go home. Only in this way can we fight against mistress and mistress. Of course, the most effective way to prevent mistress is to control his wallet, tighten his waistband and often brainwash him.

22. Some people will also pursue mature men. Just maturity does not mean that his economic foundation is mature, but refers to responsibility. Mature men must be responsible. Responsible for women, responsible for society, responsible for what you do, no matter right or wrong, you must bear it. If it succeeds, announce it publicly and loudly. If it is your own fault, you should face it squarely. I dare to recite both the good and the bad. Even if you are burdened with many troubles and misunderstandings, as long as you are burdened, time will tell you what your responsibility is. I admire people who pay for their mistakes.

There are two kinds of people in this world, those who love us and those who hate us. We should live a colorful life for those who love us, not for those who hate us.

There are few people who tell the truth in this society, but fortunately there are many people who like to listen to the truth. Because: listening to the truth is fun!

25. Face life sincerely. When fate meets a choice, what you hear is not the voice of others, but the most sincere voice in your heart.

Since I was sent to the United States to study modern dance at the age of 19, I have established an attitude towards life: a passive life.

27. The best is not the future, but today.