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Funny talk suitable for students, interesting talk about mood, one sentence.

1. Don't break up with me without giving me something good.

I want to put you in my pocket and look at no one but me.

You can't have it both ways, but you can be single and poor.

You possessed me and became the master of my tender love story.

When I picked up the history paper, I felt a sense of inexplicably heavy, because I was going to change history!

6. I am not a person who believes you when you say you like me. I don't think it's useless for you to say skyshatter.

7. If you can't empathize, you won't be kidnapped by morality.

I hope my future wife can have fewer injections today.

9. I fell in love with you at first sight, whether it was love at first sight or love at first sight.

10, I said that one day you cook and I make trouble.

1 1, please be patient for a few more days. I'm practicing my arrow, and it won't be hot in a few days.

12, I was in a daze because my heart was stolen by you.

13, are there any young, beautiful, good-natured, gentle and obedient rich women?

14, what about egg pain? Keep kneading eggs!

15, life is like super Mary, a little turtle can kill you before you add mushrooms. Sometimes the invigilator says that I put things unrelated to the exam on the podium now, and I really want to put myself on it.

16, confirm that the sun really can't get out.

17, honestly I like you?

18, those little joys, I wish there were as many stars?

19. People who like you never seem to be busy.

20, don't just find a reference and fall down with peace of mind.

2 1, stay cute and be loved by you.

22, most love you like nothing more than strawberry flavor.

23. I have eaten the face value that I should not bear at this age.

24, the deer spit out a smoke ring, saying that it is very tired. This is the last time, and I won't call after that.

25. I don't care who I get along with, but I am super interesting.

26. Some things can't stand careful consideration, such as my relationship with you.

27. I want to see you smile, seal your name, and sell all your heroes.

28. In this life, the person you should love most is your tired self.

29. Has anyone ever told you that you will be happy if you fall in love with me?

30. I like you very much and I am very wronged.

3 1, the weather is good, but everything is not as lovely as me.

32. I read all your transfer records, so I won't say that I have nothing to borrow money from you.

Find a windy day to see you and blow you into my arms.

Listen, little guy, or it's a slap.

35. Sleeping can't solve all problems, but sleeping with you can.

I hope I am lucky enough to stay with you all the time and not be replaced.

37. If someone asks you who your partner is, you can say it's my pot.