Humorous conversation: seduce me if you want to know what you want, and I'll take it.

1. The so-called review is to reconfirm what you cannot do. Really can't.

2. Study, study, and take exams. How excessive! How can there be no trust between people!

3. I love O2O, but I am afraid of laughing.

4. shredded potatoes are shredded potatoes, so the question is coming. how did the diaosi come from? ! !

Psychologists have said that the more you show off, the less you want it. But how do I feel that they show off their wealth is money, show their love is people, and do tourism in scenic spots!

6. It only takes a group of bad friends to ruin your coldness.

7. Every time I finish my homework, I sit at my desk and sort out the materials, as if I had just finished broadcasting the news broadcast.

8. I left a bangs at school to find my parents. Is it because of my hairstyle that my grades can't go up?

9. Don't think that life is smooth sailing with money and looks, and there are no regrets. G-Dragon is 27 years old and hasn't heard from me.

10. Don't think that being beautiful is great. I love every woman like you.

1 1. People's stomachs are called stomachs, and mine are called stomachs.

12. If you think you are as tired as a dog all day, then you really misunderstand. Dogs are not as tired as you.

13. Why do good-looking people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

14. A man and a woman are dating. The woman dressed up very coquettish, holding a 6-second gun in her hand and not looking up. W: Do you have a room? Man: Three bedrooms, two living rooms and a ring. Woman: Not bad. Where is the car? Man: Audi A6 woman put away her mobile phone and looked up: Where's the deposit? Man: The face of a 7-digit woman will light up: What about the salary? M: The monthly salary after tax is five figures. Female smiles appealed: I am very satisfied. M: It's no use being satisfied. I don't want you.

15. Don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.

16. What is the worst racial discrimination you have ever seen? 56 nationalities, 55 points.

17. seduce me if you want to know what you want, and I'll take it.

18. Watching TV with my wife happened to broadcast a news survey: 70% of men want to have an affair ... I immediately confessed to my wife: I definitely belong to that 30% of men, really, otherwise, the sky thundered! At this time, the TV continued: 30% of other men have already had extramarital affairs. ...

19. If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

20. I am so beautiful when I am fat, but I am still good when I am thin!

2 1. Even a piece of shit will meet dung beetles one day, so there is no need to feel depressed about being a piece of shit.

22. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

23. My deskmate has a cold and a runny nose, but I forgot to bring my handkerchief and I have been sniffing hard. The Chinese teacher who was writing on the blackboard suddenly turned around and shouted, that's enough! Stop it! The whole class is quiet. The teacher added, who stole noodles in class and made such a noise?

24. Go downstairs to the grocery store. When checking out, ask the boss if he has Alipay. The boss said no, and Jiaduobao.

25. Give the future mother-in-law a bad review, and the delivery is too slow.

26. Holding a hot rechargeable mobile phone and putting my life and death at risk is a rare heroic moment in my life.

27. Once upon a time, there was an elk. It was playing in the forest and accidentally got lost. So it calls its good friend giraffe: Hey, I'm lost. Hearing this, the giraffe replied, Hey, I'm a giraffe ~

Talk more about humor. I know what she wants, but I can't give it to her. What I gave you, I can't give to others.

First, our relationship now is that you love me and I love him.

Second, I want to jump off a building! ! Don't stop me! ! Shit! ! Who the fuck pushed me! !

3. What is your dream? My dream is to be a principal and give homework to teachers every day!

I know what she wants, but I can't give it to her. I gave it to you, and I can't give it to anyone else.

Five, a person's life will meet two people, a stunning time, a gentle old age.

Six, forget the age, forget the pain, forget your bad, we will always, forever never say goodbye.

There will be no anxiety and timidity in my future. I will follow my heart.

Eight, our feelings. Wet, torn, lost, gone, dead.

Secret love is like rubbing your eyes to comfort me that you are fine.

Ten, good night these two simple words, who can say to me that I will never land.

I know I am a strange creature. Obviously I look harmless, but I'm actually soft-hearted and sick.

Twelve,-two people together is not appropriate, just know how to cherish.

Thirteen, there are two ways to avoid being trampled by others: one is to become stronger, and the other is to become shit.

As long as my disguise is not torn off, I can smile at everyone.

Fifteen, I dare not use my heart, so I am embarrassed!

I want to be rude in front of my mother, and my mother won't be rude to me.

It's not that I can't give you what you want.

1. Some love is doomed to be silent for life, and some people are doomed to miss it.

We are two sides of the same coin, we will never be apart, but we can never be together.

3. I didn't know how to let go before, but I let go and got hurt!

4. Work hard for love. Finally, you said that separation was a relief for you, so you left all your sadness to me.

I don't want to part with you, but your choice is equivalent to giving up on me.

No one loves you more sincerely than I do.

7. Sometimes, it is for love that you quietly avoid it. What you avoid is the figure, but what you can't avoid is the silent feelings.

8. It is said that when I want to cry, I won't cry when I look at the sky, but the more I look at it, the more I want to cry.

9. We are not the only choices for each other. Now that we know each other, we should be kind to each other.

10, I'm always waiting for someone, waiting for him to forgive me for my mistakes, and then punish me for life.

1 1. Love is precious until it is separated. Many people don't know how to cherish what they have. They didn't find it until they lost it. In fact, what they are most familiar with is the most precious.

12. Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

13, it turns out that there is such love in this world. Cry if you don't talk.

14. If someone throws a stone at you, don't throw it back. Make it the cornerstone of your tall building.

15, sometimes, I wish I were like a computer. Format it when you are tired.

16, have you ever read everything others say but never commented?

17, the biggest difficulty is to know yourself, and the easiest thing is to know yourself. Many times, we don't recognize ourselves, just because we put ourselves in the wrong position and give ourselves an illusion. Therefore, I am not afraid of the bumpy road ahead, and I am afraid that I will go in the wrong direction from the beginning.

18, those mistakes have been made, some because they were too late, some because they deliberately avoided, and more often they stood on the side blankly. We make mistakes again and again, but we never know how to learn from them and make some mistakes.

19, life can't be used to prove love, just as we can't prove that we can't believe in love anymore. In this city, just like Rolex is a material luxury, love is a spiritual luxury. But life is too fragile to bear so many luxuries.

You don't know that I miss you because you don't love me. I love you, even though I know you don't want me because I'm stupid. Maybe sometimes, escape is not because of fear of facing something, but because of waiting for something.

2 1, I'm not saying that God can't give you what you want.

Just because I didn't speak doesn't mean I'm in a bad mood. Sometimes, I just want to be quiet.

23. When passing by a person, all the clothes were scratched without any spark.

24. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

25. Always remember to be kind to yourself, because no one is more reliable than yourself.

I think if I didn't see you that day, I wouldn't be so sad and sad, but if I didn't see you, I don't think I would know so happy, so happy, so happy and so warm.

27. Maybe there is nothing wrong with you. Sometimes you are negative and degenerate, sometimes you are frustrated and drunk, but more often you are still laughing and doing more things for the progress of your life. Sometimes you are brave and never flinch, and sometimes you are invincible and tenacious. Of course, you will also feel lonely and look forward to having a support. There is nothing wrong with such a life. When we are carefree, everyone is just a passer-by.

28. If one day I die, I will change my style and stay with you forever!

29. Life is a one-way ticket, with no retreat and no turning back!

30. May you die alone. You deserve to be blind and not choose me.

I wonder why people suddenly change once they get what they want.

1, I can't say why I love you, but you are the reason why I don't love others.

2. Suddenly I was at a loss. I don't know what to say to you now. What else can I say?

3.{ It is better to erase the person who made you cry than to wipe your tears}

4. The person who really loves you doesn't always want to turn you into what he likes, but likes all aspects of you.

My thoughts washed my world into a blank like a burst sea.

6. Love without substance is like a plate of sand, which will disperse after two blows. Don't be naive.

I wonder why people suddenly change once they get what they want.

8. Everyone should have the right to be forgiven once.

9. I will stand by and watch one side of this quiet room.

10, I tried to be an interesting person, and then I went astray and became a tease.

1 1, I really want to kill Emperor Yang Di and invent your sister's exam. How many classes were dispersed in the exam?

12, [I thought my words couldn't dig your heart, but I didn't know your heart had already been given to someone else]

13, wife, today is Mother's Day. I wish you a happy holiday and a beautiful day.

14. How far is the invisible forever?

15, the chess player has left, who cares about scrutinizing a game outside the world of mortals?

16, I gradually know that many things can be met but not sought, and they don't belong to me, so why care?

17, maybe just another lonely gap, give yourself a sad smile.

Dear dad, maybe one day I will find my prince, but you will always be my king.

19, I'd rather be cheated than cheated, a joke is cheated.

20. I don't want to hug others because I don't have your heartbeat.