Classic domineering funny mood phrases

1, man was born by his mother, and the demon was invented by his mother!

2, a small amount of non-gentleman, non-toxic Trojan horse.

3. Is there true love? Of course, there are many in TV series.

People will only call you a bastard, and I will prove you are a bastard.

5. If you get the money, don't envy you.

6. Don't shock the world with coquettish, but touch the world with lewdness.

With you, I have the whole world, so when you and the cup appeared in front of me at the same time, I saw the World Cup.

8. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep.

9. If a man is reliable, you should be reliable. If a woman is cute, you should be cute.

10, in the blink of an eye, it has nothing to do with romance.

1 1. People don't love me, and I don't love others. If people love me, they will promise each other.

12, it's not what you think. True feelings are never tough.

13, we have some differences: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I hope she treats gold as dung.

14, your way of speaking is called "pull" in rhetoric.

15, since I got mental derangement, the whole person is much more energetic.

16. How much money do you have in your bag? Give me a kilo.

17, understanding a person is much more difficult than understanding a person! !

18, God loves to joke, so let's laugh together!

19, because I love you wholeheartedly, I can only give you up mercilessly.

20. Height is just data, and the connotation is height.

2 1, men are firm when they are decisive, and women are rash when they are decisive.

Many people don't even know their neighbors, but they are extremely concerned about whether there are aliens outside the earth.

23, you and he said civilization, he gave you barbarism; You reason with him, and he plays rascal with you.

24. You can't be a model, but you can be a Kai Zi.

25. If marriage is the grave of love, then I expect someone to bury me.

26. If you don't do earth-shattering things, you won't be earth-shattering people!

27. Find a wife to be serious and a lover to be punctual.

28. Itching is the noblest feeling, and scratching is the most elegant action.

29. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.

30. I am an emotional person, but I like rational people.

3 1, love is like two people pulling a rubber band, and the injured one is always unwilling to let go!

32. If the fire engine doesn't come, the fire will go out.

33. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?

34. Ideals are like underwear. You should have them. But you can't prove that everyone has it!

35. It is said that twisting melons is not sweet, but if you don't twist them, you won't even eat melons without sugar.

36. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.

37. The power is out. Put in a candle and watch TV.

38. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

39. After drinking the traffic lights, my face is always red! Too many cars finally make the road indigestion!

40. You can't go to the back of a banknote until you have it.

4 1, you can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig.

The buildings in this city are so high that you can't see the distance even if you stand on the shoulders of giants.

43. My father's flowers died, so did the birds and the dogs. Fortunately, I'm still alive.

44. I am not afraid that thieves have tools, but I am afraid that thieves know technology!

45. Men have a flower heart in spring, which passes through the heat of summer and is collected by women in the clouds of autumn.

46. You don't know why you were beaten so red by peach blossoms.

47. That man looks good. How can I put it? The pixels are relatively low.

48, handsome boy, his back is quite tough. Have you never been treated by a woman?

Classic funny mood phrases

1, handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece! 2. Close your left eye and see your lovely shyness.

Everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.

Take good care of your daughter-in-law and don't let her bully my daughter-in-law.

You accompany me to jump off the building on the first floor, and I will accompany you to jump into the river in the desert.

Whether cycling is fashionable or not depends on whether you are really poor.

7. Time is stronger than love after all, and it is not difficult to forget anything.

8. Don't pull a long face all day, just think about how many points you got in the exam.

9. When the road is rough, I buzz away.

10, women's wrinkles are called old, and men's wrinkles are called vicissitudes.

1 1, you should learn from Tencent, and call me dear as soon as you get online.

12, I wanted a schoolmaster, but I didn't expect to give it to a schoolmaster class.

13, a person's greatest sorrow is not wanting to be himself.

14, I lost my temper and I was afraid that others would hit me.

15, Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

16, the existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

17, it took me a long time to pay for my mobile phone before I realized that my words were so valuable.

18 Please don't cry, because your sad face looks too ferocious.

19 In fact, the person who cares about you the most is always the one who loves to beat you the most.

20. What should I do when I am old? Those square dances look so difficult.

2 1. Don't laugh at your cell phone at home, your parents will think you are in love.

22. Sunday morning was white, and the garbage collectors lined up.

23. Be your enemy's wife in your next life and spend all his money to get back at him.

I hope to see the finale of the news broadcast in my lifetime.

25, so many people in the street are so dangerous to wear, but so safe!

26, the avatar is best not to use your own photos, otherwise it will be unlucky to go offline.

27. I want to be your heart. If you annoy me, I won't jump.

28. No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

29. Marriage is the grave of love. Without it, you will have no good end.

30. I don't need too many words to love you, as long as I have you in my heart.

3 1, bitch is always a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive!

32. Home is not a haven for men after wandering! A woman's body is.

33. I always feel that in ancient times, getting married in a good mood was similar to scratching the lottery.

34. It seems that I often do things that touch myself but make the other person angry.

35. The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.

36. There is always someone who can't hate you no matter how many times he hurts you.

37. Girl, hold my hand. Tell all the sad things and come with me.

38. Parents' meeting and mistress are essentially the same, aiming at destroying family harmony!

39. I long for freedom, but the human body doesn't know how to climb out of the dog hole!

40. After the sports meeting, some people won the ranking, while others became expression packs.

4 1. How lovely the world would be if the grade could rise as fast as the house price.

42. Don't feel that you don't love Russia enough. As long as you suddenly think of Russia, Russia is very satisfied.

43. Every time a new book is published, the first reaction is to turn to the last page to see if there is an answer.

44. How dare you say that you are an airport because you have been touched by countless pairs of men's hands?

Doctor, what are the symptoms of my illness? Do I feel dizzy and want to vomit when I see my homework?

46. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my wife!

Everyone pretends to understand, only a few idiots still don't.

48. Beautiful women who look coquettish are not all bitches, but they may be salesmen.

49. Speaking of the advantages of boyfriends, to sum up, five words will pick a girlfriend.

50. The world belongs to us and those children, but sooner or later it belongs to those grandchildren!

5 1, Tencent is ok, at least he didn't forget my birthday and sent me the only blessing.

Look at the moon in the sky. Too round. By the way, you are nearsighted. Look at this water.

53. Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

54. I paid for my mobile phone for a week, and when I got it back, I found that all the games were cleared.

55. After the exam, the masters are looking at which question is wrong, while the scum are looking at several questions that are right.

56. When cooking for the first time, I asked my dad how he was. He said: this salt is well fried and has a faint smell of eggs.

57. I waited for a long time to hear from you, and all I got was a haha. You treat me like a fucking joke.

If you yell at a bitch in the street, it's definitely higher than asking a beautiful woman to turn around!

59. The exam is not for falling in love. Please don't flirt. The exam is not LOL, please don't work as a team.

Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house. Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

6 1, are you angry? Is it hydrogen or oxygen? If it's nitrogen, squat in the corner and blow yourself up.

62. My girlfriend ate a kebab in one breath, and my boyfriend said something, which sentence you said was so coquettish.

63. Think about how different your world would be if you didn't meet the person who changed everything for you.

64. A man just sat next to me. I used to slap my face. How can I squeeze into my invisible wings? .

65. What am I to you? You are a lot of fish, how can you be a snack, because you are really redundant.

66. Broad and profound, concise summary of the essential elements of being an excellent woman and an excellent man!

67. In the morning, the alarm clock started to go crazy, the quilt suddenly hugged me, the pillow sang me a lullaby, and then I fell asleep.

68. A young man went to lose weight. The doctor said that he could only eat two pieces of bread every meal. The young man actually said, before or after meals?

69, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

70. Even if someone calls me crazy, I will look up and say to him with strong contempt, are you and I in the same hospital?

7 1. Sincerely seek investment, support and relief, and have a private chat with interest. I don't accept pity, I am a man of backbone!

72. I fell in love with my bed. We are both made for each other. But the alarm clock doesn't think so, the jealous bitch.

73. How to make the person you like chase you? You stand in front of him and look at him affectionately, then give him a mouth and you run. Trust me, he will definitely chase you.

74. There is really nothing like a school uniform. You can hide your mobile phone in your sleeve, put your book in your pocket, roll up your pillow, spread it out as a blanket, and dare to rub it anywhere.

75. It's hot in summer, reminding the elderly: It's okay, leg press. Drink more water when it's hot, don't drink, and say whatever you eat. People are really happy when they are old.

76. The teacher said, students, don't fall in love early. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. As soon as I listen to it, lying in the trough and thinking about other people's wives will stimulate me.

77. I asked my deskmate: If Ma Yun gave you 100 million yuan to eat, would you do it? Deskmate: I'm not bragging. I can eat Jack Ma bankrupt.

78. Share an experience of my online shopping: As long as you leave a message to the seller, I am a Virgo, then you will find that the things you send are definitely of the best quality!

79. Why are you smiling at me? Why do you make me happy? Why are you protecting me? Do you know my heart has been taken away by you? Do you know that you are a bad person?

80. If I can have 999 lucky times in my life, I would like to share all 997 times with you, only for myself twice: once to meet you and once to accompany you forever.

8 1, do you know why we can feel each other's heartbeat strongly when we hug? Is it because we love each other so much that our hearts are connected? No, it's because your breasts are flat.

82. Late at night, Boeing pilots came home and knocked at the door. The wife asked: Who? The pilot said humorously, request landing! Suddenly a man in the room shouted: Roger that, take off immediately and make room for you!

Customer: May I try this orange? Vendor: No. Customer: Then how do I know if your orange is sour? Vendor: You can watch me eat and see if this orange is sour through my expression.

84. When I was shopping in the space yesterday, my sister saw a female classmate make a speech: What will happen if tears stay? Sister suddenly whimsical comments: big chest drops on the chest, big chest drops on the feet. I don't want that person to answer me: is your foot okay?

Interesting classic mood phrases

1. Give me a fulcrum and I can pry your girlfriend away. I winked at you, but you insisted that it was discharge.

I really hope to start school on February 29th, once every four years!

When the road is rough, shout and move on.

5. Distance produces beauty, and it also produces small 3 and small 4.

6, the dress should be loaded with connotation, coquettish and tasteful.

7. I am lucky to know you.

8. I really love you. It's a big adventure to tell you.

9. Math, I can't kill you, so kill me!

10, easy life, easy life. Life is not fucking easy.

11.The higher the online rate of QQ, the more lonely this person is.

12, six gods without a master means: whose toilet water is this?

13, all grades. This bitch ruined my relationship with my mother!

14, the worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.

15, don't curse if you can! Once you scold, you curse death.

16, it is said that the tears you shed are water in your head.

17, the more people like you, the more naive they are to you.

18, unrequited love is one person's adultery, and ambiguity is an excuse for two people.

19, if people don't be two useless teenagers, then your teenager really has no waste.

20. The person who always likes to be active at night is not a good bird, but a bat.

2 1, those who score higher than me are not necessarily bullies, but those who score lower than me are scum!

22. Cow dung is cow dung after all, and it will not become sweet cake if steamed in a pot.

I can't stand typing. When I meet a homonym, the first thing that comes to mind is his name.

24. At first glance, you are not so good. If you look carefully, you might as well take a quick look.

25, don't worry about my sense of security, you think I am a special anti-virus software.

26. The National Day passed so fast, just like a tornado, it was too late to do my homework.

27. In that year's homework, one person was wrong, and as a result, the whole class was wrong.

28. Angels can fly because they despise themselves.

29. For bachelors, Valentine's Day is like a period. It hurts once.

30. The woman who never forgets is the most guilty, and the man who never forgets the old love is the most disgusting.

3 1, Part I: Maybe it seems; Bottom line: However, it is not impossible.

32. I often look at myself in the mirror, sometimes I feel ugly, and then I am tired of beauty!

Have fun when you should play, and have a good sleep when you should study. Are you the same?

34. Good-looking people are young, only acne is ugly.

35. The champion of Hubei Arts and Sciences is a couple. I saw this signature explode decisively.

36. I know there is a person in my heart who will always be there no matter how the years change.

37. A good friend is when two people smile at each other for no reason.

38. The judge asked: Why do you print counterfeit money? The criminal said, because I can't print real money.

39. I decided to go on a diet for the first time today, but I was interrupted by a chicken leg.

40. Next time, give a suggestion to the TV station. It is forbidden to interrupt TV dramas when advertisements are broadcast.

4 1. Never challenge my bottom line, or I will have to modify my bottom line.

42. I never bully the weak ~ ~ ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before bullying him.

43. I live in Hutongtou and she lives in Hutongwei. She plays day and night and drinks tap water.

44. Girl, do you like reading? I like it. Uncle likes to meet you, too.

45. When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

46. I'm not very talkative. If you offend me, come and hit me.

47. I laugh when someone says I'm black. Hehe, you are trying to hide your ugliness for nothing, but I don't need it.

48. The consequences of diaosi and Gao Fushuai kissing the goddess, the former is pa! The latter is in a rage.

49. Earning money is an ability, and spending money is a level. My ability is limited and my level is really high.

50. After all, we lost time. Speak human words. It's too late to review!

5 1, Teacher: Xiaoming, do you know why you want to take a geography class? Xiaoming: Because there is no justice.

52. You said Murmansk, I am the warm current of the North Atlantic. You should be held tightly, and I will take the wind away.

53. What's it like to be a schoolmaster? Anything you say is taken as the correct answer by others.

54. Now it is discovered that it is not Kotaro who never leaves the wolf, but that the wolf has a villa.

55. To be a white-collar worker, you need to prepare more white shirts. One is that you are professional, and the other is that it is easy to expose the color of the bra!

56. My boyfriend asked me to play League of Legends, and I did. Then I don't have time to talk to him now.

57. When we are in love, we call what we say an oath. When love is gone, the oath is called death.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. If you want to be a hermit, try changing garlic.

59. Don't say that the wolf didn't eat mutton in 2008. Cats and mice have stopped eating mice since 2008.

60. Prove in one sentence that you have read four classical novels: Brother Save Me, Strategist Save Me, Sister Save Me and Wukong Save Me.

6 1. Most people who love food are not bad people. They are hungry for food and have no time to hurt others.

62. I hope to talk about a seven-year love, hold hands for 50 years, and proudly tell our love to future generations.

63. These days, women are becoming more and more masculine, men are becoming more and more sissy, children are becoming more and more mature, and adults are beginning to pretend to be pure. .

64, a day without reading, no one can see; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

65. A good friend is probably that you are crazy. I don't want to go crazy with you, but I will give you medicine regularly.

There was an activity in a shopping mall yesterday. I heard there was a song by BiBi Zhou, so I went there. I didn't know there was a man named Zhou Bi until I got there.

67. As a result of learning from the sun, the goddess takes a selfie, the local tyrant has money, the model has a figure, and Laozi wants to bask in the sun and rain every day.

68. There are always a group of invisible friends lying on the friends list like dead people. Occasionally cheat the corpse, and occasionally change the epitaph.

69. People's potential can be stimulated. I may not be able to carry 100 Jin of stone. If it is 100 Jin RMB ~ I promise! Hit and run ~

70. Last night, I wrote a sentence that I feel very good about myself: Be happy in this life and feel at ease! I asked my deskmate to read. Unexpectedly, he read backwards.

7 1, I pushed you down on the bed madly that day, turned off the light, covered myself with a quilt, and opened my arms and said, look, my watch will glow.

Teacher: Xiao Ming, tell me three reasons why the earth is an ellipsoid. Xiao Ming: My mother said yes, my father said yes, and you said yes.

73. Never argue with a brain-dead person, because he will bring your IQ to the same level as him, and then beat you with rich experience.

74. When you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake coke, pound rice jars, break off Dove, pinch instant noodles, and tie condoms.

75. I always feel that you are outside the window, quietly eavesdropping on my heart, and I am gently telling the hidden stars outside the window.

76. When the flood comes, don't worry, try to avoid high places, remember when waiting for rescue, keep calm and physical strength, and handle unexpected problems carefully.

77. I always feel that I am British when I take the Chinese exam, and I always feel that I am from China when I take the English exam. When I took the math exam, I found myself an alien.

78, safety in production should bear in mind, don't lose your temper without losing time, the machine is a slot machine, if you are injured, ignore it, come to work happily and go home completely.

79. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to drive Lamborghini to pick up girls? Do you want to light a cigarette with money? Then what are you waiting for? Wash and sleep quickly!

80. I eat chocolate while walking. Suddenly a Xiong Haizi upstairs threw cold water on me. I was angry and asked him why he threw it at me. He said that rainy days and chocolate are more suitable.

8 1, be good to yourself, eat more fruits and vegetables, have a balanced nutrition, don't be picky about food, and remember to exercise more, and your blood will be healthy! Mosquito said to me with concern.

82. Lovely Santa Claus, I don't want sugar, I don't want chocolate and I don't want new clothes. Please put my boyfriend in my big socks on Christmas Eve and pay attention to the outside. Thank you.

83. One day Xiaoming was reading ancient Chinese, and his father asked him what you were doing. Xiao Ming said: Ancient prose (volume). Dad: What? Xiao Ming added: Ancient prose (volume). Then I beat Xiao Ming up.

Funny classic talking about mood phrases funny talking about mood phrases

1. Children without umbrellas must run hard.

2. How classic it is now and how thrilling it used to be.

3, the road is unyielding, move on.

I have many feelings in my life.

If you wear the mask for too long, it will grow on your face, and then you want to take it off unless it hurts your bones and muscles.

6. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, and I can't say so many things you like to hear.

7. Being a man is like Zhen Chen hitting a Japanese man and playing with a Japanese woman.

8, the first thing to get up in the morning, open your eyes, the first thing to sleep at night, close your eyes.

9. Why is there no arranged marriage in the evil new society?

10, if I hadn't hit you, I would have turned against you.

1 1, I didn't have a pot, I would have stewed you!

12, the reason for insomnia is too full, too hungry or too much missing you.

13. Every time I face delicious food, I always tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

14, people who care don't understand, and people who know don't care.

Monks are fashionable because they all wear harem pants.

16, the three most tangled sentences in class: Why do you study? Look at the blackboard! Why are you looking at the blackboard? Look at me! Why are you looking at me? Read a book!

17. I like people who treat me well when I am fat, and I will definitely repay you when I am thin.

18, dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

19, I heard that your face is quite thin recently, and it's almost gone?

20. After all the vicissitudes of life, why do we always feel lonely but prefer to be strangers?

2 1, look at you, you look like a joke!

22. Doesn't mean that men and women are equal now, so why can't I go to the ladies' room?

23. The final review of Xueba before the exam is called checking for leaks, the medium one is called Jingwei Reclamation, and almost it is called Goddess Mending the Sky. I call it creation.

24, a bitch is a bitch, the economic crisis is not expensive!

25. Thank you for your hypocrisy and sincerity, and for making the lies come true.

26. Isn't it said that good medicine tastes bitter? Why hasn't it worked?

27. There are only two kinds of people who can play with me. One is someone who can tolerate my mental derangement, and the other is someone as crazy as me.

28. Can you blame my round face? Can you blame me for the delicious food?

29. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

30. For Bai, you have achieved three things _ stupid, rich and smelly.

3 1, forgive me for often pretending to be indifferent when I clearly care.

The couple have been married for more than 20 years and have never quarreled. The reporter interviewed her husband: How did you do it? Husband: On the day of daughter-in-law's wedding, the dog yelled at her. She said calmly, this.

33. Xiangyang: Some people say that insomnia is because you are busy in other people's dreams.

34. Cherish what you can have and give up what you can't get. Why not?

35. I saw a question when the exam collapsed, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen.

36. The supermarket is too cheat people. Original price 10.00 yuan, special price 9.99 yuan. Give me 1 point if you can.

37. I once owned you, and it hurts to think about it.

38, bitter people, eat dead rice. Working in the underworld.

39. There are only two-hearted women and no spoony men.

40. I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God. Don't disturb mortals.

4 1, life is a chess game. I am willing to be a chess piece. Although I am slow, who has seen me take a step back?

42. Do you know that the biggest advantage of human evolution from walking on four legs to walking on two legs is that two pairs of shoes are saved?

43. insincere people don't say sorry to me. You are the best apology!

44. No matter how many times you make a girl laugh, it is more important than a man who makes her cry once. It kept me awake for a long time.

45. If your heart is not like the sea, how can you have a career like the sea?

46. Sleepless nights drift by (╰ _ ╯) #

No one held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

48. People like you can make you live for two episodes in the drama I directed at most.

Come on, do you want to die or not?

50. When you see through it, pretend you don't.

5 1, I made so many mistakes that I don't know where I made them now.

52. The clothes you see at first sight are often beyond your means. People who are touched at first sight often don't like you.

53. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake the coke, pound the rice jar, break off Dove and pinch Master Kong.

54. The air purifier is the most pretentious household appliance I have ever seen, especially when we pretend to have a class in the classroom.

55. Don't always think that tanning can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

56. Those sheep grow into you on sleepless nights.

You should know that the future of Telunsu will not be too bright, so we don't have to be so pure.

58. It's a wonderful life with food, drinks and computers.

59. You are kind, especially when you are sorry for others.

60. I hate to hear the words "I'm sorry", which means that I have been taken advantage of, cheated and even let down.

6 1, you are awesome. Why don't you hang your photo in Tiananmen Square?

62. I just had a telephone interview and chatted about the anecdote of my school days. Ask me about my grades and what I did as a monitor. I'm really not sure. I turned my head and whispered to my wife, are you the monitor at school? The wife nodded. I turned to my phone and said, well, I did it.

63. We are all tired. I didn't cry. You didn't go backwards.

64. Sanitary napkins are so expensive, can we afford them during menstruation?

65. Now the dream can't be realized, because it's nothing in front of reality.

66. Will the person you love in the sleepless night confess to you?

67. Don't listen to things outside the window, just watch soap operas.

68. The only difference between a friend and an assassin is that the assassin stabbed you in the back and you turned around and said painfully, Ah, who are you? A friend stabbed you in the back. You turned around and said in surprise, Ah, it's you!

69. Let me tell you a story. Don't lose sleep all night.

70. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

7 1, it's sad not to know, and it's even sadder not to know.

Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

73. Other people's money and wealth are external things.

74. Let nature take its course. Even if I like you very much, I can't keep bothering you. I hope you can think about me once in a while

75, high-tech era, high-tech talents. I don't kneel to rub the washboard, I go home and kneel to wash the machine.

76. If Shuai Neng is a meal, my face can support you for two lifetimes.

77. The best? The first thing is to sleep with you, or sleep with you for short.

78. Don't promise me easily. I'm afraid you can't do it.

79. It is said that women are as fickle as the weather, and men are like people who broadcast the weather-unreliable.

80. When you feel lonely and helpless, think that there are hundreds of trillions of cells living only for you.

8 1, buying a computer without broadband is like a monk who eats only when wine and meat are ready.

We women are the only flowers in the world, so where do we get so much cow dung?

83. Some questions have no answer, and some things have no result, which is the best result.

84. God didn't give me much responsibility. Why bother me, strain my bones and muscles and starve my body and skin!

85. Hold your hand and walk with your eyes closed. I won't get lost.

86. Parents: Please don't call your children rabbits, because from a genetic point of view, this is very bad for you.

87. True trust is when you say: I fart, she will never cover her nose.

I like your personality, but I don't like your gender.

89. Just like every drop of wine can't bring back the original grapes, I can't bring back my youth.

90. Make contributions to society without harming others!