Copywriting 2

I save myself three times a day. Am I being too polite? Did I give him face? Should I take action?

Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

It's a pity that you don't want to be a chef, because you are shaking too much.

Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I think there are three layers outside your face, so it should be no problem to lose a few layers.

Do not move! Your left brain is full of water and your right brain is full of flour. It's just that it's easy to move, and everything is paste!

Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

You think you are a pencil box with so many pens in it.

You are good at playing chess, aren't you? You are good at Monday morning quarterback.

You were born a cucumber, you owe it a pat, and the day after tomorrow you belong to a walnut, and you owe it a hammer.

If you can't swear, then I have nothing to say.

What I like is vulgar, but it really makes me happy, and you are vulgar, but you are not a thing.

If I make you angry, I'm sorry, I won't change, remember?

I try to make it simple in case you don't understand, but I still overestimate your IQ.

Is your English name ctrlV? Love economists so much.