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Tell me a story about the moon?

In ancient myths of China, there are countless stories about the moon. In ancient Greek mythology, the name of the goddess of the moon was themis. She is the twin sister of Apollo, the sun god, and the goddess of hunting. The astronomical symbol of the moon is like a crescent moon, symbolizing the bow of Artemis. There is also a legend about the Mid-Autumn Festival: It is said that osmanthus trees in front of Guanghan Palace on the moon are flourishing, reaching more than 500 feet. There is a man who often cuts down, but every time he finishes cutting, the cut place closes immediately. For thousands of years, this laurel tree can never be cut down. It is said that this tree-chopping man named WU GANG, a native of Xihe in Han Dynasty, once went to heaven with the immortal, but when he made a mistake, the immortal banished him to the Moon Palace and did this kind of hard work in vain every day as a punishment. There is a record in Li Bai's poem that "Gong Li International Hotel in Longcheng, Guangxi wants to leave the ancient Great Wall for future generations to enjoy the stunning scenery in the subway and gather well-known domestic enterprises to reward those who are poor". According to myths and legends, WU GANG was punished by God for cutting down osmanthus trees in the Moon Palace. As the trees are cut down, they keep cutting down. See Tang Duan's "Shicheng Youyang Miscellaneous Volume My Day". In Shan Hai Jing, WU GANG, also known as Wu Quan, is a native of Xihe. Sun Boling, the son of Emperor Yan, took advantage of WU GANG's three years away from home to study fairy tales and had an affair with WU GANG's wife, giving birth to three sons. WU GANG killed Berlin in a rage, so he angered Emperor Yan, sent WU GANG to the moon and ordered him to cut down the immortal tree-laurel. The laurel tree is 500 feet high and can be cut down together. Emperor Yan used this endless labor as a punishment for WU GANG. WU GANG's wife also felt guilty about her husband's experience and ordered her three sons to fly to the moon to accompany WU GANG. One became a toad, one became a rabbit, and one was unknown. -et.com/CMS/2004/zhongqiujie e/zhongqiuaili/t200409 1 8 _1446.htm and a poem, hehe: (1) Year after year, day after day. Once you make a mistake, you must make it up for life. Momomo. (2) When you step into the Moon Palace, my loneliness will leave forever. Your thin body is even thinner after stepping into the moon palace. Under that tree that never falls, you look at the world every day, and I know how much you miss it. Do you know my eyes? -/html/article/2004/0928/20040928 172837278。 Shtml also has a new story: WU GANG is a trainee fairy. Because she made a mistake, she was sent to the Moon Palace as a lumberjack. As for what mistakes he made, no one knows yet. WU GANG himself didn't know what was going on; He was meditating in a small cave and suddenly came two days later, telling him to take his luggage and leave. So WU GANG came to the Moon Palace empty-handed, and accepted the task of chopping osmanthus trees with an axe. At that time, he thought he had become a full member, but later he learned that he had been sent here. Generally speaking, the moon palace is not a place suitable for sending and receiving; In view of the fact that there used to be a beautiful woman named Chang 'e who lived here alone, it was embarrassing to send someone as big as WU GANG here. Perhaps it was Hou Yi who somehow provoked heaven again, so the sincerity of heaven wanted him to feel that his head was green and there was no peace. In fact, many immortals envy WU GANG, including those with very old qualifications. From then on, WU GANG took an axe and made love to cut down trees every day. The tree in the moon palace, Kao, this is not a tree; Like a mountain. WU GANG Kaka cut pieces of wood fly, like a stone on the mountain. Different from stone-beating, when WU GANG's axe left the tree, the wound on the tree healed, so it looks as if WU GANG hit the osmanthus tree with an axe, and some pieces of wood would pop up for no reason. This does not seem to conform to the law of conservation of matter, unless osmanthus trees reduce their density to make up for the lost volume. If so, the osmanthus tree will become thinner and thinner, gradually changing from solid to gas, from translucent to disappearing. But it takes a long time, even for most immortals, it is too long. Letting WU GANG cut down an almost impossible tree seems to mean some kind of punishment, but WU GANG doesn't think so. This is because he doesn't want to cut down trees at all. On the contrary, if this big tree full of silver becomes scarred, Wu just feels heartache. Just because the tree was cut down, Wu was able to run under the tree with an axe, shout with affection and click the axe. He can chop a lot of firewood every day, not because the climate on the moon is cold, but to enjoy the selfless feeling of chopping left and right, glaring and spitting. This is WU GANG's only entertainment in the Moon Palace. After a long time, WU GANG's enthusiasm for cutting down trees gradually faded. So he went to the tree every day, symbolically ground an axe on the bark, sat under the tree and began to do nothing. WU GANG is looking forward to suddenly coming, pulling him to a puzzling place to do inexplicable things; There are some unpredictable things to look forward to, and there will be some hope in life. But God seems to have forgotten WU GANG and never sent anyone. When you expect to be noticed, it is always ignored. So WU GANG, in addition to doing nothing, gradually began to think nothing, standing under the tree like a wooden stick all day, waiting for the time to pass. Wu Gang thought, "That won't do. I am a promising young quasi-immortal. How can I become a wooden stick ... I have to find something to do. " So WU GANG started looking for something to do. On the moon, what you can do is: cut down trees, dig the ground, run in circles, roll around the ground, sing slang songs, grimace, hop on one leg, push-ups, arm-wrestling with your left and right hands, turn a blind eye, look at each other at the tip of your nose, take a deep breath, swallow saliva and jump with your heart full of copper. When WU GANG thought of one thing, he hurried to do it. He was so busy running and jumping that he had to sing and cross his eyes. As a result, he ran so high that he was dizzy as hell. After WU GANG finished everything he wanted to do, he collapsed to the ground, lost in thought and confused, and felt stupid to the extreme. In this pessimistic and depressed moment, you should smile and encourage yourself; But WU GANG couldn't get a correct mouth shape anyway. Later, he felt that he was going to cry. This is really sad for a promising young quasi-fairy. After the sadness passed, WU GANG adjusted her mood and finally succeeded in smiling. He thought: since you have done everything you can, think about what you can't do ... at this time, his smile looks a little evil. What can't you do on the moon? Wu Gang thought, you can't eat pig's head here, you can't play small cards, and you can't drink Erguotou mixed with water. Just thinking about these three points, WU GANG felt miserable and didn't want to think about it any more. So Wu Gang thought, let's think about what we can do. So he thought, I don't know how to pay in Guanghan Palace ... There are always more props than on the wild ground, so I can take all the furniture apart and rebuild it when I am bored. If you can't put them together, cut them piece by piece to make toothpicks. WU GANG thought that there might be pavilions, courtyards, corridors, kitchens, bathrooms, microwave ovens and refrigerators in the Guanghan Palace. How interesting these things are. Thought of here, WU GANG unconsciously stood up and walked towards the Guanghan Palace. As he walked, he thought, someone stopped me ... Who will stop me ... I'm going to the Guanghan Palace to find Chang 'e ... I'm going to the Guanghan Palace to find Chang 'e ... Send someone to stop me ... Isn't that what you're waiting for ... But strangely, no one came. Wu Gangshun walked to the door of Guanghan Palace, wondering that they were actually getting married legally. At this moment, the door of Guanghan Palace opened with a clash, and a man rushed out with a big bag. WU GANG got a fright, but the man across the street let out a scream. Their faces were only inches apart, and they stayed there for a while. WU GANG only saw a pair of big eyes in front of him and smelled the fragrance of frozen osmanthus. He thought: There is indeed a refrigerator in Guanghan Palace. This man must be Chang 'e … then he heard Chang 'e say, "What are you doing here?" WU GANG said, "Come and have a look." Chang 'e said, "I'm going out and looking around." WU GANG said, "Where are you going?" Chang 'e couldn't speak at once. WU GANG saw sweat trickling down her forehead slowly, and smelled the fragrance of ripe osmanthus. WU GANG blushed a little ... Chang 'e choked for a while and said, "I'm going to see my relatives!" " "WU GANG said," oh? Do you have any relatives? "Chang 'e stared at WU GANG for a long time, and then said in awe," I have a husband! "Then she ran past WU GANG with a big bag on her back, ran to the edge of the moon, looked around and jumped lightly. WU GANG looked at it, stunned and speechless. How can you imagine the goddess Chang 'e jumping off the moon with her baggage to visit her long-lost husband? Besides, she has such a big burden? Still running in such a hurry? If you jump so hard, you will splash a lot. WU GANG stood at the gate of Guanghan Palace, thinking and thinking, and couldn't help laughing. Then he turned and left, went back to the laurel tree, picked up an axe and sang folk songs to cut down the tree. At this time, he knew that he had a lot of things to do, and no one could decide what he would do. So he cut down trees like a woodcutter, completely forgetting his identity as a young quasi-fairy. In heaven's view, this kind of behavior is the most unacceptable and should be sent to a place where there are no mountains and rivers, where you can practice with sin. However, Wu Gang thought, in any case, I can't lose to Chang 'e.