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A woman who drinks.

Women have a drink to talk about their mood. People say I only drink it when I'm sad, and I drink it when I'm happy.

I am with you when you are sad, and you want to drink with me when you are lonely.

When you drink, your heart will beat on your head.

I don't like your drinking. I'm afraid you will get drunk. I'm not the one with you.

In fact, men who often drink don't like drinking, but like chatting with others after drinking.

When I saw your gray hair, I knew you had gone out for a drink.

7. Every girl who smokes, drinks, fights and pretends to be indifferent actually wants to be cherished in her heart.

8. I learned to drink because I miss you; I learned to smoke because of loneliness; I became selfish because I wanted you. Finally, I became a bad girl. Will you still love me?

9. You can say that women who smoke and drink are indecent. You never know how many people have hurt her.

10, often drinking, don't like drinking. It's paralysis of life, pain from lover.

1 1. When I learn to drink, I no longer need comfort.

12, I love you, I can't say it, but you took it away at last. A person, in a bar, a person drinking sadly.

13, I have a girlfriend who smokes, drinks and tattoos, because my mother was afraid that I would learn badly and finally lost contact. To tell you the truth, I miss it!

14, I can't drink, I'm a rookie, I can't smoke, I just pretend to make me bad-tempered and annoying. Are you human? Does everyone like you?

15, my mother always tells me to ignore those children who smoke, drink and fight. In fact, I know they are the most loyal.

16, don't think that women who drink alcohol are very open-minded, it's just that they have too much sorrow and pain in their hearts.

17,-Have you ever felt the embarrassment of being forced to hold your nose and drink it when you clearly don't want to drink it?

18, I hope my future man can get into the hall, get out of the kitchen, climb into the big bed, don't smoke, drink or gamble, have a little girl and have some fun.

19, today's three good students actually mean: good at drinking, good at beauty and good at gambling.

20. When did you start? The unhappy habit turned into drinking.

2 1. A drunk person may call you, but his words may not be credible, but at least he has you in his heart. You don't drink or call me?

22. Get used to smoking and drinking, laugh at yourself and miss the warmth of your brow.

23. I love you for ten thousand years. You said you had been practicing songs for three months, and you said you would sing them to me. That was the first time you told me I loved you and drank? Are you awake?

24. Men can smoke, women can drink, men can pick up girls, women can pick up girls, men can break up and women can't cry.

Talk about mood 1. Now smoking, drinking, fighting and tattooing in nightclubs. No wonder you don't want me.

2. He has changed. He started getting his ears pierced, making trouble everywhere, always smoking one cigarette after another, and always drinking every night. He still thinks I'm the manager.

3, saying that drinking is to completely indulge once is all bullshit, in fact, I just want to find an excuse for myself to cry.

I learned to be alone when I was in a bad mood. I want to smoke quietly, find an excuse to drink for no reason, lie quietly by the river blowing the wind and think about my future!

A girl who can swear, drink, smoke, fight, dye her hair and wear many earrings is not a bad boy, because no one understands.

If only I could drink, I wouldn't have to think about it when I'm drunk.

7. He smokes. I know. I asked him, and he said that you also learned to drink.

It turns out that I won't get drunk without coffee, and you will get drunk without coffee.

9. If one glass can change the truth, I'll do three bottles first. Now I don't drink.

I really don't like you. I don't like that you stay up late, don't like that you drink, don't like that you are sad and hide it in your heart, and don't like that you are hurt and secretly hide it from me.

1 1,-Yesterday, on the way home from drinking, you said you wanted to marry me, and you asked me loudly if I wanted to. If it's true, you dare to marry me.

12. You must never say what you say when you drink.

13, even if I drink, fight, behave badly, slap in the face and fool around, you still ignore me. Do you know how much my heart hurts?

14, hehe, I didn't know who you love most until today. Do I have to know everything about you until you get drunk? Are you only nice to me after drinking?

15, others drank too much and all went to the liver, so I just walked away.

16, I'm just an ordinary girl. I cry when I'm sad, occasionally pretend to be strong and lovelorn, and drink and talk nonsense, so are you sure you love such an ordinary me?

17, now I don't smoke, drink, stay up late, rebel or puppy love, so you can either,

18. After going for a drink last night, I called the goddess and said I liked her. then what

19, a person does not cry, drink or blow at night.

20. We separated, and his brother wanted to buy me a drink.

2 1, once, a boy said to me: If you get better and quit smoking and drinking, I will marry you.

I don't like you drinking, playing games or having an affair with other women. Am I wrong?

23. Avril Ramona Lavigne said that I have tattoos, I smoke and I drink, but I am not a bad girl.

24. He went drinking with his friends. No time for me. Actually, I just want to meet him.

25. Men, men, don't disturb women. You will not be allowed to smoke or drink. You'll be happy when she bothers others one day, won't you?