A satirical, hypocritical and disgusting poem

1, Jiangtou is not a storm, and there is no place on earth that is difficult to go.

-Xin Qiji's Partridge Sky.

2, the official ship is in a mess, and the price increase depends on you.

-Wang Pan's "Chao Tian Zi Yin Jiao"

3, the mouse has a body and people are rude; If people are rude, Hu will not die?

-"The Book of Songs, the Wind and the Mouse"

4, the world is bustling, all for profit; All the soils in the world are beneficial.

-Sima Qian's Biography of Historical Records and Huo Zhi

5, make oral friends, there are thorns in the stomach.

——? Meng Jiao's "Choosing Friends"

6. It's hard to shape a Buddha's bones, but it's hard to know his face without knowing his heart.

-a collection of small proverbs

7, human feelings are weak, the world is cold, only icing on the cake, who wants to send charcoal in the snow!

-Li Yu's Italian-Chinese Legend

8. When you say adults, don't look.

-Mencius "Under the Heart"

9, grab the mud throat, sharpen the iron needle, scrape the golden Buddha face and search carefully, nothing.

-Anonymous "Drunken Peace, Despising Greedy People for Small Interests"

10, the villain has no knots, and he abandons his roots and pursues it to the end. Bai likes to think of his Du and is angry at his capture.

-Yan Yan's "Little People"

1 1, although laughter may not be harmonious, although crying may not be sad.

-Meng Jiao's "Choosing Friends"

12, put a begging stick in front of the door to keep relatives and friends away. It takes gold to make friends in the world, not too much or too deep.

-"Augmented Sage"

13, a small official is a big official, and the meaning in the song is happy. If you can do this, you won't be a dutiful son.

-Dong Yingju's essays

14, avoiding the literary inquisition and writing a book for Miliang.

-Gong Zizhen's "Ode to History"

15. Seeing children is like holding mud swallows, and loving money is like fighting for blood flies. Hide gold and silver and make cakes to satisfy hunger.

-Anonymous "I satirize the greedy Han"

16, an upright person is open and poised, while a narrow-minded person is anxious and worried.

-Confucius The Analects of Confucius

17, Luo Qi is not a sericulture person.

-Zhang Yu's "Silkworm Girl"

18, the world is bustling, all for profit; All the soils in the world are beneficial.

——? Sima Qian's Biography of Historical Records and Huo Zhi

19, human feelings are weak, the world is cold, and only the icing on the cake, who wants to send charcoal in the snow!

-Li Yu's Italian-Chinese Legend

20, the world is cold, human feelings are evil, rain is easy to send flowers at dusk.

-Tang Wan's "Hairpin Phoenix"

2 1. If history overthrew Wu, who would be the vanquished of Yue?

-Luo Yin's Beauty

22. Reed on the wall, top-heavy, shallow roots, bamboo shoots in the mountains, thick mouth and thick skin.

-Jie Jin's "couplets"

23, Zhong Wuyan's things, Xia Yingchun's things.

-"Biography of Women" Liu Xiang in the Western Han Dynasty

24. Wang forbearance Kerwin Chen, only a few acres of land.

-Emperor Yang's Mausoleum in Luo Yin

25, the pit ash is not cold Shandong chaos, Liu Xiang did not learn.

-Zhang Wei's book "Burning Pit"

26. Strong women in business don't know how to hate their country, but also sing backyard flowers across the river.

-Du Mu's Bo Qinhuai

27. One hundred and forty thousand people were disarmed, none of them were men.

-Mrs. Hua Rui's national subjugation poem

28. Another gift is a robe, so you should sympathize with Fan. I don't know the world, but I still look at it with cloth.

-Gao Shi's "Ode to History"

29. Tell the egret in front of the door that it is appropriate to know from now on. You intend to leave the party, and Party A and Party B beg to be afraid of you.

-Tang Geng "Egret? 》

30, eyes grow on the ass, only recognize clothes and not recognize people.

-Wen Yingjiang's "Drama is the second of six quatrains"