Humorous phrases about eating.

1. What are some funny sentences about cooking? The more, the better. 1. Opening the lid, I can see that the cooked white rabbit steamed bread is very fat and seems to be smiling at me.

I picked up the dough, put a small piece of meat on it, and then pinched it left and right, and a wonton was "born" in my hand. I held the fish head firmly in my left hand, cut the belly with a knife in my right hand, then reached in and pulled out a pile of fish intestines and so on.

He stood at the mouth of the stove, rubbed his face with his hand and began to throw debris. "Wow," snowflakes generally fell into the boiling water. She held a thick stack of wonton skins in her left hand, and picked a little stuffing with chopsticks in her right hand, wrapped it in the skin and rolled around inexplicably, which was wonton erosion.

6. I saw sesame seeds on the sesame seed cake as dense as the stars in the sky, and the sesame seed cake in Huang Jingjing was like a layer of gold, which made people drool. 7. Only one sound of "sand" was heard, and the eggs quickly appeared in the oil pan. Its edge is like lace on a little girl's skirt! 8. I looked at the shiny rice grains I found in Taotao. How I like it! Mom will use it to cook porridge in the future. I think it will be sweeter in my mouth.

9. Dad's steamed buns are white, like a ball of cotton. The rice cooked by my mother is as white as jade, shiny and shiny, and every grain is a grain.

10, I watched it twice, and the third time I heard a noise, so I quickly opened the lid and a smell came to my nose. I saw a full jiaozi floating on the water, just like a boat floating on the lake.

2. Humorous sentence 1 Advise your girlfriend to eat when she is angry. Your fragrance attracts me; Your aura fascinated me; Your delicacy is infatuated with me; Your talent conquered me; Your temper scares me; Please calm down, don't scare me away, please forgive me quickly!

2. Baby, when you are angry, you will get old. Baby, please, don't be angry. If you are angry and I don't talk, you will be angry. Forgive me for baby's sake, you can be young forever.

I'm sorry, I got up the courage to say it, and I'll tell you in another way. I wonder if I can get your forgiveness.

4, little woman, but I like it very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you so much that I can't wait to chew you up!

5. I was wrong! That lady is gentle, virtuous, well-managed and knowledgeable, but I don't appreciate her. I'm sorry, please forgive me!

6, the dream has flown, the heart has been broken, and you need to face it yourself when you do something wrong; Smoke fills the air, wine is hard to get drunk, and I regret being confused for a while; Dear, please accept my sincere guilt!

7. Forgive me! I knew that I had made a mistake. If you can't forgive me, keep calling me to scold me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old!

8. It's my fault that I made you unhappy. I apologize for being late, and I'm willing to let it go. I remember you and I have a deep friendship. We often quarrel and blush. Finally, I smiled and forgot my hostility. I hope you don't blame me.

9. Sorry, just kidding. Please include any offense.

10, I will call for sleeping feelings with sincerity and let love be reborn in persistence; I will wait for your life with my life, and let time prove that I love my life. Please give me another chance to awaken your love!

1 1, I want to make up a humorous story to tell you that I have been joking for four years, but I am afraid of getting wet in a clean autumn. Please forgive me.

12, give me a happy mood and let me learn to smile; Give me an extension of my soul, so that I can learn to show my face; Give me a quiet mind and let me learn to be safe; Give me a message, let me no longer be indifferent; Life without you is just upset. (SMS Daquan)

13, don't be angry, shall I guess a riddle for you? You owe me five yuan, but you pay me back ten yuan. (A polite expression) Can't guess? The answer is ... I owe (apologize)!

14, I can't bear your kindness to me, I can't bear to love you, I can't bear to miss my past and my present, I can't bear the past and the happiness you gave me, I don't want to lose you, and I don't want to lose you. Forgive me.