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Let's talk about Singles Day WeChat.

1. The whole world smells of love, but I smell of single dog. Singles Day is coming. Let's stick to the ideological line that I am single and happy, take my world as the principle, put my career first, take marriage as the strategic policy, adhere to liberalism, adhere to independence and cherish every day left before marriage. Like a kite, I can let you fly, but I will not let you leave my sight. 4. Now children break up and choose Valentine's Day, and they choose Singles Day. 5. Singles Day has code words. If you look closely, you will know that Singles' Day is not practical. Choosing 1 1 is the opposite. In the light, singles are dark, in the light, the plank road is dark, parties are side by side, and couples are not single. 6. Today is another show of love. Please protect me automatically with your partner. As single dog, I just want to be quiet. 7. The fish in the pond is always bubbling, the birds in the tree are always chirping, and people on the road are always laughing at me. It turned out that I almost missed an important event: Brother, I wish you 1 1. 1 1 Happy Singles Day! 8, 165438+ 10/month1,1 1, I feel very bored when I think about this moment. Just because he is not handsome, he is not married. I really want a partner to help me out. I hope that on this day next year, I will no longer be single. 9. Blame me me for being stupid. Blame me. I have no fate. After several blind dates, I am still single. I look forward to seeing friends and relatives as matchmakers, getting married and starting a career as soon as possible, ending my single career and welcoming them to Gankun. 10, 1 65438+1 October 1, with1bachelor, they spent1day on their mobile phone! 1 1. Handsome people are celebrating Singles Day, while ugly people are showing their love. 12, "How to celebrate Singles' Day?" "Cry, laugh, love and hate, think about it is sad. I was still alone when I passed by. " 13, I'm not afraid of Singles Day, I'm afraid the person I like is not Singles Day. 14. For bachelors, Singles' Day is like a big aunt, which hurts once. 15, I thought I wouldn't have to celebrate Singles Day this year, but I didn't expect to be alone. 16, Double Eleven bought a pair of Nike, but the boss said that one pair was fake and three pairs were lost. As a result, I opened the courier a few days later and saw four pairs of shoes. 17, let's play a game. Double Eleven sent me a box of snacks. Let me guess who sent it. 18, whether it is summer or winter, just care about yourself; Singles' Day or Tanabata, just have a good holiday; Have fun, be safe and healthy, and find true love as soon as possible! 19, Singles' Day is here. I wish all the best for the married nunchakus. The "acacia stick" in love is happy and sweet; The "single stick" who is still single has a bright future; Whether it's a big stick, a small stick, a male stick or a female stick. Happy awesome! 20, send blessings on Singles Day, please remember friends. Be sure to eat sweet, sleep sweet, be happy, be safe and healthy. Wish you a happy holiday in advance! 2 1, Singles Day, everyone says that both men and women are happily married; Lose your wife, your husband, break free from chains and leave the besieged city; Male nanny, female wife, scrambling to be besieged and single. I wish you all a happy Singles Day! 22. It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles Day. 23, a breeze and a cold, a fallen leaf and an autumn; On the annual Singles' Day, one person arrives, raising a glass, I ask the bright moon; See it as right at a glance, bit by bit from the bottom of my heart; A sudden desire is aroused, and one can no longer celebrate this festival! 24. Singles Day reminds you of ugliness, and Double Eleven reminds you of poverty. 25, what is the love of Tanabata Show? You dare to rob me on Singles Day. 26. I wish you today every year and today every year. 27. I am a bachelor. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country. 28, no gifts on holiday today, gifts only for boyfriends! 29. I hate being told "Happy Singles' Day". What is hateful is that I have to say "thank you". 30. Do you want to keep a dog at home? The single kind! 3 1, I have tasted all the sadness, and I will reminisce about the past alone. Let's get together, and then we won't have to celebrate Singles' Day. 33. When the Double Eleven arrives, I will teach you a way to get rid of the order-chase me. I want to fall in love with you, from school uniforms to wedding dresses. 35. Is the person who accompanied you on Singles Day last year still here this year? 36, not single dog, I'm just a lone wolf in the wind. 37. A bitch is a bitch. Even if there is a financial crisis, it cannot be expensive. 38. It's not that easy to show love. single dog has the temper of Ta. 39. I hate Singles' Day, which makes us singles unable to face it. 40. I like my present age, but I don't like myself now! Singles Day WeChat Talk about 2 1. After military training, you are not single dog, but an excellent military dog. 2. I am not lonely, but enjoying loneliness! I am single because no one can easily deserve me as the successor of the proletariat. People who can let go of their temper and bow to your bad temper are not afraid of you, but know how to cherish it better than you. In fact, being single for a long time is really addictive. 6. Yue Lao, why should I believe you? You're still single. 7. Feelings are too abrasive. Maybe I'm suitable for a person. 8. Every night when the stars fall, count my loneliness over and over again. Dear friends, let's welcome Singles Day. 10, Singles Day is coming, ugly people can't wait to find someone to make do with it, and handsome people still stick to the principle of being single. 1 1. Men are tall and thin, women are black and white, beautiful and ugly. This matter is old and difficult. I hope people will live for a long time, and bachelors will no longer exist! 12, the national delivery is too slow, and I haven't received my boyfriend yet. 13, grow your own flowers, love your own universe 14, I am still chic after Singles Day, I am proud of being single, and I am a national condom. 15, there is a kind of bachelor, that is, waiting for someone and waiting for the right person. It's not that I don't want to say goodbye to being single, and I don't want to stay single. I just choose a person to live quietly for that love, that love, that person who has always been in my heart. 16, Singles Day came as scheduled. Single dog must be modest and prudent, not arrogant and impetuous, find someone if you want, and find someone if you don't want to, so as to create a new situation of single work. Happy Singles Day! 17, everyone else has sweet love, and I only have one bald head. 18, when do you have a girlfriend? Ask the group friends for wine. I wonder if the girls in the group have boyfriends? I want to quit the group, but I'm afraid the opportunity will flow away. June 19,165438+1October 1 1, single people are called "bachelors", married people are called "naked", newly married people are called "shining", and second-married people are called "reflective" and divorced. Singles' Day, whether you are "light" or not, makes you touch "light". I believe there is always bright sunshine in life! 20. I am not afraid to celebrate Singles Day by myself, but I am afraid that you will celebrate Valentine's Day. 2 1, Singles Day, please listen to my new explanation for you: It means that you must have a confidant who knows you best, a person who loves you deeply, a career and a grand dream in your life. Friend, I wish you happiness forever! 22, bachelor bachelor, don't be afraid, there will always be a beautiful woman to marry you; Bachelor bachelor, don't complain, there are countless red flowers in the world; Don't be afraid of difficulties, there will be company in the coming year. Today coincides with Singles Day, don't be unhappy, be happy. 23. In poor days, we must get rid of poverty and get rich; Singles day, take off the bill, be happy; Singles' Day is coming. I wish you an early termination of your single life, an early finding of the other half, getting married every day and experiencing the taste of happiness! 24, high-end players are free, love less and fish more. 25. Is there a shortage of light bulbs that only eat and don't chat on Singles Day? 26. Sometimes a short message is worth a thousand words. Don't say that Singles Day is not happy and sweet. Actually, happiness and sweetness are not far away. Smile, Singles Day can be very happy! 27. Where there is sunshine, there is warmth; Where there is the moon, there is tenderness; Where there is a computer, entertainment is accompanied; Where there is a mobile phone, I will accompany you. Singles day is not lonely, I have been with you. Happy Singles Day. 28, there is such a festival, it represents loneliness, it represents no concern. Under the banner of the festival, Yue Lao scratched his head, and Cupid could not save him. Friends, you are among them. Happy Singles' Day! 29, another year of Singles Day, the streets are full of lovers, pity that I am a bachelor with nowhere to go; Play computer games for a day, have instant noodles for dinner, ask me what my wish is at this time, and find a beautiful woman to spend the holidays with! 30. On Singles' Day, the club sent a congratulatory message telling you to eat when you are hungry and to discharge when you are lonely. Don't just spend money without making money. Go out and make more eyes. Don't say you are beautiful, I won't do it. Singles Day, please do it. 30. It is another year of Singles' Day, happy and happy. Single men and women come to meet, dance happily and choose the right one, wave the light stick in their hands, and the princess and prince are partners. Dare to ask when Mr. Wang will arrive, don't wait until spring comes. 3 1, it's the annual Singles' Day again. This time, you must take them all off. In the face of the girl you secretly love, you can boldly say, don't flinch when you pour out your love. The brave should remember that you are fearless, and thick-skinned must be afraid of something. Be sure to join hands on Valentine's Day, and wish you a successful victory! 32. Decorate the starry sky of dreams with heartbeat and decorate the color of dreams with smile. In every long night, loneliness and the smoke ring spit out by loneliness deeply surround my heart of missing you. I miss you so much on Singles Day. 33. Friendship is precious, and the price of blessing is higher. If I miss you, I want to send a message, a small message, and try my best to cross mountains and oceans. Be sure to convey my sincere wishes. I wish you a happy singles day. 34. Some people say that bachelor is good, but who knows that bachelor also wants to find a wife. Some people say that bachelors are idle, but who knows that their lonely hearts are not sweet. I only know that bachelors are miserable, and there are holiday news to make trouble when they are depressed. I wish you a happy singles day. 35. There is essentially no difference between a bachelor with acne and an old bachelor. Youth is like a bachelor. You see more, but you don't live much. Today is World Youth Day, and tomorrow is Singles Day. Have fun! 36. If you have feelings, you are not afraid of being surrounded by loneliness. You can't be single if you have love. Friends,165438+1October1Singles' Day, drive away your troubles and laugh happily. I wish you an early embrace of love and happiness! 37. Some people care about you, some people care about you, some people care about you, and some people bless you. Although you are still single, I wish you an early love hug and enjoy a beautiful life! Happy holidays! 38. Fish swim in pairs, butterflies fly in love with flowers and feel sorry for themselves. Friends laugh around, and relatives are concerned. If they have love, they won't be lonely. Happy Singles Day! 39. Whether it rains or snows, just take care of yourself. Singles Day, Valentine's Day, Happy Holidays; I wish you good health, a happy mood and an early lover! 40. Fate is often like this. This is a wonderful thing. Deliberate management may not have good results, but unintentional waiting often leads to unexpected gains. I will wait for you! Happy Singles Day!