QQ awesome personality signature talk

1. Being handsome is useless! In the end, he wasn’t eaten by pawns!

2. When something happens, the secretary does it; when nothing happens, the secretary does it.

3. In this society, as long as there is a relationship, it doesn’t matter.

4. Master, how dare you compete with Pindao to become the master!

5. Just make yourself comfortable and take off your pants that you often poop.

6. Don’t talk nonsense, Ma Yuting, distance is the best contraceptive pill.

7. If there is no power outage, don’t be stupid.

8. I feel so unfortunate to know you in such a big world.

9. Chat and provide door-to-door service at night. (An epitaph)

10. Use my 37 feet to kick your 52 face.

11. The only difference between a marriage certificate and a production license is that it is not hung on the wall.

12. The four great tragedies in life: a drop of sweet rain after a long drought; meeting an old friend in a foreign land, a creditor; a night of flowers and candles in the wedding room, next door; dreaming when one is named on the gold medal list.

13. A good dog doesn’t block the road, everything that blocks the road is a roadblock!

14. Women are so great now. Unknowingly, I had a big belly and had a baby without a father!

15. If you are not sure about domestic matters, ask your wife; if you are not sure about foreign matters, ask Google!

16. Those who use their brains are as wise as fools, and those who use computers are as foolish as wise.

17. Those who lose Qin must be Chu; those who lose mail must lose email.

18. I sold the love letter for only two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.

19. You even believe the advertisements. You are stupid by reading!

20. House prices are getting higher and higher, so there are fewer and fewer good men...

21. Urination and defecation are prohibited here, and tools will be confiscated for violators.

22. Customers are not God, customers are just fooled.