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Talk about going home and playing at home.

First, the food is cooked. Don't get up early to prepare ingredients in a hurry. You are still thankless, and you are taken care of when you go home.

Second, you don't have to be cautious, let alone listen to others, no one will give you face. All you can see are smiling faces, because they are happy when they see you and don't need anything.

Third, the quilt smells sweet, the rice is sweet, and things are lazy.

Fourth, as soon as I get home, I can instantly feel that I have changed from an old lady to a baby. I don't need to do anything myself, just do it.

People in my parents' family are all of the same blood. They speak and do things without thinking, and are not afraid of being rejected.

Sixth, the temper can be the worst, and it will not be constantly said and there will be no words.

Dear Mom and Dad: I came back to see you! My married life is very sweet, and you have contributed a lot. Without you, how can I be happy today? I want to honor you with my husband and make you happy every day!

Say what you want and someone will help you do it. I will spoil you unconditionally, and I will not tell you what to do because of your behavior, nor will I quarrel with you because of your smelly temper.

Nine, don't offend them because of their temper, because they are not angry with themselves, and know that you are a knife mouth and a tofu heart.

Ten, time is leisurely, and speech is free, not afraid of offending or being hated.

1 1. Needless to say, love is everywhere. You can sleep until you wake up naturally. After dinner, you can pat your ass, get up, play mobile phone and watch TV.

I have to go back to my parents' home this year.

Thirteen, in the husband's family, you are not doing well, and it is useless to talk more. You have to give them what they want and feel like a nanny. Yes, after returning to my parents' home today, I found that whether I am married or not, I am still an immature child in my mother's eyes. You don't have to do anything. You brought me all the delicious food. My eyes are a little wet in an instant! Your mother is your mother, and my love for you will never change! Go back to your mother's house

Fourteen, every time I go home, it is a kind of enjoyment, and every time I go home, it is a surprise.

Go home from work every day and wait for the weekend. Now life is a line with three lines.

Sixteen, life can have dozens of New Year celebrations? There is nothing to regret in life when you spend the New Year in your hometown every year.

I saw you yesterday. As soon as you turned around, I turned around, because I followed you home.

18. In today's society, there are no brothers like Chen Haonan and Pheasant in the movie. They are fugitives on earth, so it is better to go home early.

Nineteen, home is a deep brand in the hearts of wanderers. No matter how far away the country is, no matter how rich the country is, no matter how poor the country is, home will always be a place deeply attached to the hearts of wanderers.

20. At home, I can open my heart to chat with my boyhood friends, or confide my troubles to my parents, and I can calm down and relive the past.

Twenty-one, you can sleep late in the morning, have breakfast in bed, and do nothing in a hurry.

Twenty-two, the mother is caring and attentive, and the father occasionally interrupts a few words. Hold your mouth when you eat, regardless of your brain.

Twenty-three, nothing to worry about, just like when I was a child, I am a girl who is not sensible. Even if he is over three years old, he is the treasure of his parents at home, and no one can compare with him.

Twenty-four, mom is a pro, dad is a pet, and the taste is familiar.