Happy humor, talking about mood phrases

1. I always think that making money is more important than anything else, because when I really encounter difficulties, money can solve many problems.

2. 80% of the pain in life comes from going to work, but I know that if I don't go to work, 100% of the pain comes from having no money, so I choose to go to work when I have no money at work.

3. The feeling of taking the courier is like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but often after unpacking, you find that the child looks like Lao Wang next door.

We used to be husband and wife, now we are mobile phones, one in hand, forever, no phone, no soul.

If I meet you, I need to spend all my luck. Please stay away from me. I want to make money by luck. Thank you.

6. The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

7. If your husband smokes for the rest of his life, you can buy a small earring; If your husband drinks, you can buy a small ring. Don't make trouble when your husband is socializing. Buy a small necklace. Many years later, you are rich, you are rich, you are rich and have a diamond ring, and you are rich and prosperous. He is just a bad old man. Ok, let's get started.

8. Sometimes you are wrong about people, not because you are blind, but because you are kind.

9. The so-called work: that is, we exchange our souls for money, and then redeem our souls with money. The so-called fate: nothing more than exchanging health for money in the first half of life and exchanging money for health in the second half!

10. The place you can't reach now is called the distance. A place where you can't go in the future is called fantasy.

1 1. You are unhappy because you can't stand the present state and have no ability to change it. You can be as lazy as a pig, but you can't be as lazy as a pig.

12. You can't have both, but you can be poor and ugly.