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Talk about shameless swearing.

1. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

2. Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils.

You have countless spare tires, and your feelings remain unchanged, not because you are charming, but because you are cheap and versatile.

When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

God is fair. If he gives you an ugly look, he will definitely give you a very low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

6. Those who look good can be called foodies, and those who don't look good can only be called gits.

7. I heard that you are rich and recognize Erlang as your master.

8. I have a crush on you, and I completely lost my mind. Now I finally shake it dry.

9. Long time no see, you are still so embarrassed.

10. It's my fault that I have no vision. I took you for a person. I should buy a dog chain around your neck.

1 1. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

12. If eating fish can nourish the brain, you should eat at least one whale.

13. Don't say you have nothing, aren't you still sick?

14. Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

15. Some people always think that they are between cow A and cow C, but actually they don't know that they are between stupid A and stupid C.

16. You said you were dressed cool and looked terrible.

17. You are so shameless and heartless, shouldn't you be very light?

18. I never swear. I don't curse anyone.

19. Looking at the back, I was in a hurry and turned my head to scare away a million lions.

20. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.