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It's interesting about that big fat man. Tell me about 2022.
If you want to catch the subway without being crowded, just get up early. If you want to eat more and not get fat, just exercise. If you want to do everything well, just work hard, but only if you like me, I'm at a loss.
I ate quietly, just like I gained weight quietly. I went to bed late, but I brought a piece of fat.
I want to be as thin as lightning and illuminate all the wretched fat people.
In the dormitory, a chubby girl sat on the bed and played with her mobile phone. I saw a spider climb into her bed. I shouted at her: Wow! ! There are spiders in your bed! There are spiders! ! At this time, the goods became angry and shouted at me: there is only one pig in your bed!
Who says I'm fat? Who's in a hurry? Am I just a little swollen?
Even if you become thin and beautiful, you are fine. People who don't love you still don't love you. Even if you are fat and ugly, people who love you will never abandon you.
We will still miss the past, miss our carefree childhood, or look forward to the day when we grow up, we can return to the past scene, a group of young faces, chubby little hands, autumn soil piled up in the fields, squeezed into strange shapes. But the space has changed, you are not in my world, only I am alone, crying silently in an empty heart, my childhood partner.
Although A Dun is shivering with fat, he is as alert as a leopard.
Holding a fat doll and holding a duck in his hand.
On the cold moon, she turned into countless snowflakes and landed gracefully in the corner of the world step by step, as if the eternal pine tree was moved by its crystal clear and covered with a silver-white fat snowman. She doubted that she would open her small eyes and stare at the ice flowers in the sun. The whole world seems to have entered a silent world, because no one wants to break such a sacred moment. It was winter! What a charming winter it is!
Please, don't lose weight, don't leave me! Don't you know? I never thought you were fat, and even prayed that you would never be thin. The fatter the better! I like the way you look fat. No, it's love, from the heart! But, recently, you
Fat people are usually the hungriest, because there is a word called the hungriest.
One white covers all the ugliness, and one fat destroys everything.
A fat woman told her husband that what worries me is not my weight, but my height. According to the ratio of weight to height, I should be 5 meters.
Don't call me fat, I'll think you're jealous that I eat better than you!
University is a hotbed of love, and pulling down the curtain of graduation has become a mourning hall for love.
A delicious and fierce woman should dare to face the obese body and the critical eyes of the masses.
I am very happy when I am fat, and I feel that my love is wandering more widely in my body. Later, I liked to leave and became unhappy. But now I am finally thin, but I am still so unhappy. Maybe I'm lucky and unhappy, but it really has nothing to do with being fat or thin.
Thin people wear everything, while fat people wear nothing.
I have heard the best love story: you live in my heart when you are thin, but you can't get out when you are fat.
People who are kind to me when I am fat will repay you when I am thin.
Who says pig brain is the dumbest? I said that the pig brain is the smartest, eating and sleeping without thinking about anything, and it is obese. I can only say that the pig brain is well maintained, and your brain is also the best maintained.
I like the constitution that I can't get fat no matter how I eat.
At night, it was already deep. I woke up from my sleep because I thought of you. Why do you always leave me quietly in the middle of the night? I really need you. Hey, where did you drop the pillow?
Who will call me fat or black after school starts? I want to die with this murderer!
A male friend said to me: whether a man loves you or not depends on whether he is willing to spend money for you. He doesn't even want to spend money for you. What is he still saying about loving you? Think about it, it makes sense. This does not mean that only millionaires are qualified to spend money on women they like. A man is willing to give you his money to make you feel happy in love and satisfy your wishes under his own ability. This is to love you. Men should spend money on women you like. Only a stupid woman will be bruised and covered with fat. They not only don't need men to spend money for her, but even spend money for men. ......
Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and delicate when they are short.
Life is like a box of chocolates. I never know how much I can gain weight by eating one more.
Child: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin. The teacher criticized: * * Is mom a deformed diamond?
All the bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, lack of money, and no one.
You can't be thin forever in turmoil, you can't be fat forever in fearlessness ~
What's wrong with fatso? No money. Why? It is non-mainstream. Why? So you should look up and let them see that you are not only short, but also ugly.
Who says fat girls are bad? They have many benefits. If you don't run in the wind, you will feel it when you hug them.
Ten or twenty years, when you are old, ugly and fat, I still love you, tfboys.
The hungriest people are generally fat paper, because there is an idiom called: the hungriest weight.
Fat people eat bite by bite. Who do you think can make it to heaven in one step?
Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't gain weight are never afraid.
Honey, have I gained weight? Are you full?
That day, I heard a girl singing: a person is a stranger in a foreign land, gaining three pounds on holidays. Eggs hurt. QQ funny log
A lazy cat went crazy after a mouse and finally got married. After marriage, the lazy cat took care of the mouse in every way, and the mouse soon became very fat. The mouse was moved and said, dear, why are you so kind to me? The lazy cat squinted and said with a smile, you will know when you are fatter.
I am a fat man, not a clown.
The biology teacher said that being fat is not useless. It can cushion the pressure. You see, the fat man fell and rebounded.
I am fat because there are many things in my heart that are not thin.
What's wrong with being fat Fat people can pinch their faces in warm winter and cool in summer.
Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.
A fat pigeon walked into the central hall from the balcony, bravely took a shit, and then floated away! Don't be infatuated with pigeons. Pigeons are just a legend.
Oh, I'm getting fat again. I really want to hit myself.
The reason why you are fat is because you have a lot of things hidden in your heart, so it is not easy to lose weight.
Your life is short, but my obesity is temporary.
Don't call me fat, I think you are jealous that I eat better than you.
Sometimes you have to pretend to smile as if nothing had happened. This is not giving up, but maturing. Sometimes, all a person wants is a hand to hold and an understanding heart. When you were thin, you lived in my heart. Then I got fat and couldn't get out.
Being fat is not a sin, but God is jealous that you will lose weight too perfectly.
Big breasts are just a fig leaf for fat people, and thin legs are just flat-chested figs.
The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after school starts, you can't recognize me as fat!
Others said they thought they didn't take the exam because his goal was to get full marks. Others said that they thought he had gained weight recently because his ideal weight was 90 gold. Others say that his income is not high this month because he used to earn 30 thousand a month.
Marshal Huang squeezed into the tree and hid behind the leaves, revealing a lovely fat face and welcoming Miss Qiu with a smile.
There is no love and hate for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason.
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