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A fragment depicting a vegetable vendor (300)

"Chinese cabbage!" With a silvery cry, a rural girl in her twenties came by bike. This car is carrying two baskets full of cabbage. She came to my door and said, "Do you want cabbage? Fresh. " Maybe it's because she has been selling vegetables for a long time. Her face is slightly dark and slim, with two big eyes flashing under long eyelashes and a smile on her face.

Because cabbage just came into the market, my mother said she wanted to buy a few kilos to taste, so she walked out of the door with a basket and asked, "Girl, how much is a kilo?" The girl replied politely, "Aunt, if you want to buy it, it's only 20 cents a catty." Mother picked two cabbages, and the girl weighed them and collected one yuan. My mother was very cautious and took it home and said again, "Six catties, one extra catty! What is this? " Mom said, carrying a vegetable basket and chasing it out, and asked, "Girl, how many pounds of vegetables do you weigh for me?" "Five catties!"

"Girl, you must have read the wrong scale."

The girl shook her head and said, "charging you one yuan is five pounds of vegetables, that's right."

Mom said, "Then how did you gain a kilo? Give you twenty cents! " ‖

The girl shook her head and said with a smile, "Today's dishes are all freshly washed except for two ounces of water per catty. Is this water still charged? " When mother was talking to the girl, a group of people surrounded her. Everyone listens, you weigh five Jin, and he weighs ten Jin, vying to buy it. In a short time, two baskets of cabbage were sold out.