Bored circle of friends, talk about copywriting.

1. If I can stay with you for a long time in my lifetime, I would rather give up all my imaginary Huawei and work for you alone.

2, suddenly thought of a lot of if, if, if not, what would it be.

3. What's the past you can't let go of? I feel that the only thing I can't put down in my life is chopsticks.

4. The process of polishing yourself is very painful, but it can eventually shape yourself better.

5. What is the difference between losing weight and not losing weight? You changed from eating with confidence to eating with fear.

In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

7. In the past, as long as the feelings were true, age was not a problem. Now as long as the feelings are true, gender is not a problem.

8. I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

9. I always feel that when I am alone, girls say that being cold is a rogue behavior.

10, if one day you die, what are your last words? Can you try another doctor? I always feel that I can live.

1 1, poverty limits so many things, why not limit my weight?

12, the most amazing thing in life often happens at the moment when you are ready to give up hope.

13, don't ask me why I can sleep so long. I was born in the early morning, and I was born with insufficient sleep!

14, I love you with my childhood youth, and then I forget you with the rest of my life.

15. If a person doesn't know where he is going, then no wind is downwind.

16, if you don't like me, I will cry with your trouser legs and wipe your nose with your clothes. I don't want decency, just you.

17. If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses someone else, you still feel involved.

18, tears gradually blurred the line of sight, at that moment, we can no longer see our future.

19, the man has no object, others will comfort him, and now women are too demanding; If a woman has no object, others will definitely say that she is too demanding.

20. Fat man's motto is: Spring breeze can't blow you within ten miles, and you will make a hole where you fall.

2 1, from now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and say nothing about your beauty and wisdom.

22. I don't know what kind of persistence it is, which makes me feel that we can continue to be together.

23. If you can't accept the worst me, you don't deserve the best me!

24, you are so beautiful, not for others to spoil, but for you to spoil others.

25. When I first met you, mountains were mountains and water was water. When I see you again, the mountain is yours and the water is yours.

26, draw a desolate, depicting a period of time, the encounter in the world, as silent as fireworks.

27. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly anointed it.

28. A person always feels lonely when eating, but not when eating snacks.

29, don't give me a discharge, because I have a caller ID here.

30. I went to the station to see a friend off this morning. When he left, he tried to rush out of the station several times and was stopped by security personnel. I know he's reluctant. After all, I still have all my luggage.

3 1. If you wear the mask for too long, it will grow on your face, and then you want to take it off, unless it hurts your muscles and skin.

It's windy outside today and I'm scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity.

When we remove the stumbling blocks laid by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

34. Maintaining a relationship depends not on pride and cleverness, but on mutual stupidity and frankness.

35. The fast food restaurant downstairs is recruiting people all the year round. It is almost certain that this hamburger is made by * *.

36. It's naive to fall in love with someone just by chatting. Mature and wise people know that you have to look through the photo album.

Only by pleasing yourself and letting others please you will you become more valuable.

38. For a ship without a sailing target, the wind in any direction is against the wind.

39. Whether you still believe in love or not, please believe that both love and being loved are happy.

40. Over the years, I have been to many places and seen many things, but I only loved you.

4 1. Lovers are always on and off. Are you testing your feelings with your feelings?

42. When you are young, try not to fall in love early. Knowing that you are ugly, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.

43. You are my best friend. Sometimes friendship for a long time is more worrying than love.

44. Computers and I have the same language. Every time I look at it gently, it collapses subconsciously.

45. I wanted to be thin as a bolt of lightning and brighten your eyes, but I didn't expect to be fat as a nut and block your sight.

46. How many people, carrying swords and horses, say that poetry and wine are taking advantage of the years, knowing that years are just a flick of a finger.

47, Valentine's Day confession, people do not listen; April fool's day confession, people do not believe; Qingming confession, people should not. Alas.

48. I love you so much that you will die if you love me.

49. I want to give you happiness, and no one can stop it!

50, your existence, I stayed up late last night, my night, my dream, my all night. Goodbye, my summer vacation.

5 1, the saddest thing in the world is to lie flat-chested and still have a stomach.

What makes me sad is not that someone left me, but that they clearly said they would not leave.

53. It is better to find someone who loves you and makes you happy than to find someone who loves you and makes you sad.

54. Legend has it that there are two kinds of people left in love, one is a man who has no money and the other is a woman who can't pretend.

55. I once stubbornly said that no one needs to care, but everything changed when I met him.

56. No one can be pure until the end, but remember, don't forget your original self.

57. It's all my fault that I'm so good that I didn't like you at first sight, at second sight and at third sight.

58. Everyone loves life, and flowers are beautiful, so happy!

59. If you have a straight hug, forget to cross it. Shoot rabbits and burn incense to tigers.

60. I love you, no lies, no exaggeration, no falsehood, no lies.

6 1, "Cautious" is a rich and ugly old maid, and only "incompetence" pays attention to her.

You have your boyfriend and I have my little brother, not very handsome, but a lot.

63. I'm not afraid of beautiful women treating me like a pervert, but I'm afraid of ugly women treating me like a hooligan.

64. As soon as I emphasize keeping a low profile, you have to applaud me.

65. I don't answer every second for a reason. There is a time difference between us in heaven and earth, so I may often not come back every second.

66. I didn't know how to cherish before I let you go. Now I want to cherish it, but I no longer have a chance.

67. In this real society, the best way to make others reluctant to part with you is to owe money and default in every way!

68. It is said that this is the state of overeating: I enjoy it in my mouth and want to be thin in my heart.

69. Being single is very painful. Being single for a long time is more painful. I saw a sow the other day and thought it was beautiful.

70. It is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.

7 1, the brothel is full because people are lonely.

72. When life throws a hammer at you, as long as you can't die, you have a chance to throw it back.

73. All the way, you have to have a home, a leader, and a mother.

74. Be a down-to-earth person. Don't always think about pie falling from the sky. It is more reliable to see if there is money on the ground.

75. I have never been late since I set my alarm clock on edge and got up and rolled around every day.

76. The best thing in life is that because of you, someone's face is full of smiles.

77. People will change. Before, I always wanted to get rich. Now I just want to get rich. It doesn't matter if I'm violent or not.

78. The woman who wanted to live as a big brother finally became a big brother.

79. I think I have lost my memory. The specific performance is that once you start shopping, you forget the fact that you have no money.

If you like a girl, you must study hard and make money. When she gets married, you can give more money.