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Sweet circle of friends, talk about being in a good mood, beautiful and happy.

1, life is like acting, but you can't play your own play well!

Your fly in the ointment is that you have too many shortcomings.

3. Some people collect idle treasures, and I am idle anyway.

I bought a razor online, and my hands are shaking after shaving.

The whole world has nothing to do with me. If not, why not fight!

6. Be calm, lose indifference, strive for inevitability, and let nature take its course.

7. Can you give me some visible care when I need it?

8. In this dreamlike life, I can't sleep any more.

9. How can you be so calm about someone who has a crush on me?

10, no advantage, but it's not your turn to point fingers.

1 1, how frivolous a woman loves, giving her to you means giving you all her love.

12, Notre Dame de Paris is short of bell ringers. I think your major is right.

13, we are a group of lonely children with fragile dreams.

14, I really want to know how important I am in your world.

15, you see, the rainbow on the other side despised me that day because I was brighter than it.

16, it's not that I don't want to play computer in the morning, because it's noon when I get up.

17. Anyone who loses another person will live as always.

18, when I want to say something most, it is often when I am most silent.

19, nothing can't be solved by a barbecue. If there is, then two meals.

20. When you think that the person you like also likes you, it is usually that you think too much.

2 1, even if you are no longer with me, I will still inadvertently think of the past.

22. There are not many friends, but you are in the storm; No matter how long you have been in love, it is important to be responsive.

23. My world is simple. One is the one I love and the other is the one who loves me.

24. Actually, I haven't changed. I just learned the way you treat me and you.

25. Because of you, I am serious, I have changed, I have worked hard, and I am sad.

26. The so-called true love is knowing that two people are so ugly and worrying that the other person will be taken away.

27. Feed the pain with consciousness and let the wandering souls feel the dying happiness.

28. The gap between the poor and the rich: the rich have too many choices, while the poor have no choice.

29. Don't set the bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, otherwise it will always be more troublesome.

30. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

3 1, I will never let anyone take what belongs to me by any means.

32. Saying I love you is not necessarily true love; If you say you don't love you, then you really must have loved.

33. In fact, you still have many benefits that you haven't discovered. You can ward off evil spirits, have sex and have contraception at night.

34. You walked through my heart and wore high heels. Not only left footprints, but also stepped on blood.

35. If the heart is trapped, the world is full of cages; Peace of mind, the dwarf tile house is also a paradise.

36. I don't go home to save my life these days. Isn't this your uncle in the pigsty?

37. Trust does not mean that there is no misunderstanding, but it always gives the other party a chance to explain the misunderstanding clearly.

We should keep quiet in class. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

39. Most of us who are alive have only done three things in our lives: deceiving ourselves, deceiving others and being bullied.

40. What's the use of sharing emotions? I can't attend your wedding. I will definitely go to my funeral.

4 1, who has no eyes for you, why do you rest assured; You are not in love, so why do you want to fight for it?

42, wearing a tide, the tide is over, it is non-mainstream. Dress sexy, too sexy, and sit on the stage.

I won't allow you to disturb my firmness, because your alarm clock makes me sleep badly every day.

44. Everyone has a tattooed lover in his life. Fire can't be put out, and water can't be flooded.

45. There is nothing to complain about. Every step today is paying for every choice before.

46, youth, you have to bravely sing your own voice, even if no one applauds, you have to sing loudly.

47. Whether two people can stay together for a long time is very important, but for eating food, three meals are more important.

48. The longer I stay with her, the more I like pigs, because pigs are always pigs, and people are sometimes not people!

49. When I decide to give up, you should know that no one wants to go back with you and take risks for you like me.

50. When you are in a bad mood, call someone in the middle of the night, wake them up and go to bed.

5 1, no money, no enjoyment, a humble room full of love. This is how I grew up proudly.

52. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair style and figure have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that this is a matter of face.

53. The Great Wall of Wan Li has a billion soldiers, and the national humiliation is not for future generations. I am willing to lead a journey of 100,000 tigers and wolves to destroy Tokyo.

54. Don't talk nonsense when you don't understand; I won't say much if I know. Speak slowly when you are upset; Don't say anything if you have nothing to say.

55. If the sky is going to fall on the Sri Lankan people, we must first suffer their hearts, starve their bones and muscles, work hard on their skin and empty their wallets.

56. On September 8th, in Qiu Lai, all the flowers will be killed after I open them. The fragrance permeates Chang 'an, and the city is full of golden flowers!

57. If there is someone who will never make trouble or lose his temper again, congratulations, you have finally lost her.

58. Many people don't need to meet again, because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memory we can give each other.

59. A girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery before, and the whole operation was quite successful. I can't recognize who borrowed money from me anymore.

60, you this * * * no matter how to show your chest and ass, there is no temptation, who told you that everyone can fuck bad * * *!

6 1, sometimes I really want to take out my heart, throw it out, and then say, what do you hurt, worthless thing.

62. It is not necessarily a good thing to ask too much of yourself. How to live a happy life, just don't fall, and be yourself.

63. The wrong person is the wrong person. You will never be the right person just because you can endure it or endure it for a long time.

64. There is a vast sea of people, and the years are still long. Don't look back and don't leave. Keep yourself elegant, and naturally someone will love you.

65. Funny souls will eventually meet, boring souls will drift away, and beauty may be late, but it will never be absent.

66. You look fantastic, vagrant, sci-fi and abstract, which makes me feel the ingenuity of your parents.

Before jumping off a building, make sure there are passers-by below. It's okay to commit suicide, but don't pull the mat before you die.

68. Shareholders have all heard that they are making money, and they have all suffered losses. Don't believe when the bull market comes, and don't admit when the bear market comes.

69. The best thing for a person is to let go, and no matter how much he misses it, he won't bother. One day you will know that losing is more practical than having.

70. People who have been bitten by dogs won't get their dogs back, but you shameless dog, I've really only seen this one in my life.

7 1, let bygones be bygones. I wish you happiness and hypocrisy. It's too hard to love you. I wish you a natural death.

72. Please forgive my wishful thinking for giving you all the tenderness. I never asked you if you wanted it. I only know that I never give these things to anyone.

73. Hug yourself when you are tired, and coax yourself when you cry. It is impossible for someone around you to accompany you and spoil you all the time. Learn to love yourself.

74. Don't let people who have little to do with your life affect your mood just because you are embarrassed. When it is time to let them go, let them go.

75. One of the most special weaknesses of human nature is to care about what others think of you. In this journey, I hope you live vigorously and don't be tired by other people's eyes.

76. Sometimes a wall is built. In fact, we don't want to shut everyone out, just wait for someone who cares enough to tear down the wall.

77. A person has only one heart, but two atria. A happy life; A person lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loudly, or you will wake up the sadness next to you.

78. After becoming mothers, many women suddenly understand what "a father loves a mountain"! Shan usually just stays there doing nothing, standing on tiptoe.