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Understand the sentences of men and women

1) No matter how smart a woman is, she looks confused, and no matter how stupid a man is, she looks sober.

2) There are only two kinds of men in this world, one is to live with you, and the other is to leave after you shoot.

3) When a man has money, he changes his mobile phone first, then his car, then his house, and finally his clothes. Rich women are just the opposite.

4) Women's arms are desolate and men's foreheads are desolate. It is said that women's arms are the softest and men's foreheads are the hardest.

5) The useless things that men like to buy most are laptops, while the useless things that women like to buy most are shoes.

6) When you have a conflict with the other party, pointing out that the other party is illogical is the easiest way to win-assuming that the other party stutters.

7) A man pretends to be strong, but he is afraid that a woman will find him weak. A woman pretends to be happy, but in fact she is afraid that a man will find her sad.

8) Men conquer the world and women manage men. There must be a steady woman behind a successful man. Women are men's best spiritual harbor.

9) Women don't have to spend men's money, but women who don't spend men's money also hope that this man can have inexhaustible money in his pocket.

10) It's hard for a big man to work hard on his own. It is a kind of nature to have a good woman. A great man is a big tree, standing tall and straight on his own. When the tree falls, who will shelter the woman from the wind and rain?

1 1) If a man has a woman outside, it must be that his woman is stupid.

12) A mature and independent man can give the lover around him the greatest sense of security.

13) The so-called excuse is a euphemistic refusal. Men are not afraid of "ruining friendship" at all.

14) between men, the comparison is "worth it". Between women, the comparison is "is it worth it?"

15) A man who wants to cheat a woman is finally cheated, and a woman who wants to control a man is finally remarried! There are no fools in this world, but you think others are fools.