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How to send a circle of friends?

1, if you don't lose weight, when God really opens the door to success for you, you may not be able to squeeze in!

2, losing weight is not so easy, each piece of fat has its own brand.

3. Hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

4. When I am hungry, I will think: Yeah! Fat is burning!

5、? Every time I talk about losing weight, I just want to scare my little fresh meat.

6. Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight. Heaven rewards diligence! Two months later, he became a soft fat man.

7、? Six months ago, in order to urge myself to lose weight, I insisted on recording my weight every day, filling out Excel forms and generating trend charts. Today, my colleague passed by my seat, only to see him fall back thoughtfully and whisper in my ear, "Can you tell me which stock you are?" The trend is good. "

8. Why should I lose weight? It's not that I can't afford it.