Humorous sentences about military training

1. When it comes to military training, I'm scared and scared. During military training, I was bitter and tanned. I marched in the scorching sun, my anxious left hand saluted, and my angry instructor was speechless. I hope all the students participating in military training can shed blood, sweat and tears, and I will not fall behind!

2. Military training is the pain of breathing. It lives in every corner of the body. It hurts when you train, it hurts when you don't train, and it hurts even when you mention it. Military training is the pain of breathing. It flows in the blood and turns back and forth ... Children in military training, you will be able to hold back this pain and improve yourself!

The scorching sun tests people's will, and neat practice is our action. After military training, we are stronger and more organized in the face of difficulties.

Freshmen are in military training, and the chief instructor speaks with a little accent. When he spoke, he said, "Class One kills chickens, Class Two steals eggs, and I'll cook porridge for you." Huh? "The students are very puzzled. Why don't they understand what he is saying? Later, a classmate didn't understand until he saw the instructor's movements. He said, "One class shoots and the other class explodes. I'll show you. "Everyone is sweating!

No one can help us stand in the military posture first, and the two teams stand face to face, and each team wants to make the other team laugh, because then the other team will be punished. In the end, the two teams laughed together and were both sent to stand for two hours. I wish the freshmen all their wishes come true and spend their military training easily.

6. Military training requires uniform clothing, and they all wear military uniforms. Because I was lying down in training the day before, and my clothes were all gray. A girl who likes cleanliness washed her military uniform, but the clothes were not dry the next day, so she had to wear other clothes for military training. When the instructor saw her, he shouted, "Why did you come here naked?" The girls are embarrassed and everyone is sweating.

7. I remember when we were in military training, the temperature was over 40 degrees, and everyone finally took off a layer of skin. Some even had red pimples and burning pain, and some girls cried. Facing the new children, I hope you will stick to it, and persistence is victory!

8. The instructor is a man. On the first day of military training, the instructor said: spanking if military training is not serious. The ladies were really scared. Hey, hey, this message wishes military training friends to resist the past and not fall down!

9. Eating ice cream, walking around again and again in front of military training freshmen, the "vicious" senior! ! School begins. I hope that the students who are undergoing military training can withstand the scorching sun and stick to it until the end. Bless you!

10. The instructor reprimanded the girls' company that day because they didn't play well. The instructor's criticism was unclear and he could only say, "Look at you, I'm really sad." Unexpectedly, a girl immediately sang below: "You know, sadness is always inevitable." May the freshmen live in harmony and enjoy the military training.

1 1. In high school, at five o'clock in the morning of a military training, I was neatly dressed, carrying a backpack, and the team was vast. When I arrived in the residential area, the old men who were exercising came to see me one after another and asked, "Which unit are you from?" Why do so many people wear glasses? Unqualified troops. "

12. During the military training of freshmen, the sun was very hot and the training was very hard, which tanned everyone's skin for three years in high school, so our class appeared, with celebrity nicknames such as "Black Liu Xiang", "Little Black Kobe" and "Black Giant Yao Ming". Wish the freshmen a happy military training.

13. After training the next night, everyone fell asleep quickly. I hope the friends in military training will save their strength and don't spend it all in one night like us.

14. Lots of underwear. Xiao Ming saw it and said, "You are missing something." Everyone looked at Xiao Ming in a hurry. "Car, otherwise how to take these things to the military training base!"

15. March in a hurry for military training, stand at attention and take a step. March in military training, unite and accumulate honor, the slogan should be consistent, and the song will shake the world. Military training has exercised our spirit of unity and cooperation and taught us the determination to overcome difficulties. I wish everyone can learn something that will benefit you for life in the process of military training.

16. After standing for half an hour, a girl finally fell down. The instructor said we don't have to stand. Fortunately, I survived. I received this message during military training. I hope you can hold on!

17. The sky is sunny. Get up really early. I entered the playground in a daze and said I was a good teacher. When the instructor stared, all the slackers ran away at once. I wish all the students who are in military training can overcome difficulties and overcome themselves.

18. Standing posture: Standing and standing, the instructor suddenly flew a leg and hit the ass of a boy next to me. The boy was angry and said, "Why did you lie to me?" The instructor said, "I saw a caterpillar there just now ... and then there was deafening laughter." All students must hold on. "

19. Training ground, beauty salon, liposuction, weight loss, shaping, white to black, changing clothes, busy with military training, healthy body, loud slogan, strong heart, classmates, singing, hope for yourself in the future, excellent moral character, strong achievements, high reputation, peace of mind and longevity.

20. Military training, instructor: "Both. Zip up and button up. " The students laughed. A classmate: "instructor, your zipper is open." Instructor: "Bullshit, I don't have a zipper." Happy military training!

2 1. During the military training, my mother came to see me one day. I walked towards her with a smile. Before I could speak, my mother said to me, "Hello, girl, where is Class One?" ⊙⊙·b· Khan Military training, did you change me or deceive others? I hope military training can also bring you good memories!

22. Once a student in our class was caught smoking by the instructor. Several instructors asked him to smoke one pack at a time. It's really amazing. Everyone looked at him and smiled, but he smoked like a fairy. As a result, he fainted. I hope the students will protect their lives and not smoke.

23. During military training, a classmate said, "Report to the instructor and go to the toilet." Instructor: "Small and big?" Classmate: "There are big and small." The students laughed. Happy military training!

24. "Ten" regardless of time; Walking is always "straight"; When everyone is laughing at himself, he has no idea; You know, this is the highest level of military training. Finish your military training and make others laugh!

25. We only have one military training suit. Today, the instructor said that we would meet in the evening for only three minutes. When everyone heard this, they all made up their minds: "Anyway, gather together. I won't take off my clothes at night. We didn't get together at night. When we gathered the next morning, everyone lamented that your clothes really smelled good. I hope all students pay attention to hygiene!

26. Regardless of left and right: In the first military training, the instructor ordered: "Lift your left leg and stretch forward!" I stretched out my right leg because I was nervous, and my left leg was next to each other. The instructor was very annoyed and shouted, "Which boy has both legs up?" May freshmen overcome difficulties and enjoy military training.

27. Regardless of left and right: In the first military training, the instructor ordered: "Lift your left leg and stretch forward!" I stretched out my right leg because I was nervous, and my left leg was next to each other. The instructor was very annoyed and shouted, "Which boy has both legs up?" May freshmen overcome difficulties and enjoy military training.

28. I heard "start walking" but ran out like an arrow; When I hear "turn left", I always turn right and face everyone; When you hear "treading on thin ice", you can always go out with confidence; Military training is full of fun and joy, get ready to enjoy it!

29. The tutors are really speechless today. You said that a man of this size would faint if he turned left and right. The students are in poor health, so they must strengthen their exercise!

30. Singing during military training is the most memorable. 12345, we waited so hard. 1234567, we waited so hard. One day, a boys' team and a girls' team sang "Who is who? Come on", and the girls responded "If you don't sing, you won't sing", so the boys' team shouted "One, two, three, four, five, dance if you don't sing", and the playground was full of laughter. I wish all military training freshmen a happy military training.

3 1. Green military uniform, heroic spirit. One, two, three, four, magnificent mountains and rivers. Hard training, mental change. I wish you a happy military training and a lot of gains.

32. My hands are too heavy to hug, so I have to sleep on the floor. The military training for freshmen has started again. I hope they don't have a headache because of this. I wish every freshman a smooth military training.

33. "Time: night, place: playground, plot: It's really sad that a girl tore her throat after playing a song. The instructors are speechless, and they must be thinking, not bad, there are still a few girls in military training, hehe, I hope the friends in military training will take care. "

34. Up, down, left and right. Life always needs to be honed, so cherish this opportunity!

35. In military training, neat bedding means that our lives are in good order; The heroic spirit under the scorching sun is the embodiment of our will; The resounding slogan is that we are not afraid of hard work.

36. There is sweetness in fatigue! Come on!

Sunscreen and mineral water are the most sought-after items during military training. When I was in military training, I thought that when the next freshman came, I would sell sunscreen and mineral water outside the playground and make a lot of money. Now I can't help but think of myself when I look at my schoolmates who have worked so hard. I am really worried about them. Students, you are the best. Come on!

38. Only you know the pain and joy of military training. Most of them are sweet. Neat pace and heroic spirit under the scorching sun are sharpening your will. When you encounter difficulties, you will be stronger, have the courage to face setbacks, and your life will be more organized.

39. When flowers are in full bloom and the earth laughs, all good things will come. The new person has a new look and is proud of me. The military training venue is good, and the instructors are really great. Everyone did a good job and won the first place.