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Funny comments about complaining about being old
The following are some funny comments I collected about complaining about being old. I hope it will be helpful to you. 1. I really envy you people who have stories! Not like me! One handsome word carries through the whole life! 2. You have to really fall in love with someone in your life, but once you fall in love, the first step is to lose yourself, and the second step is to lose your love. 3. Children’s Day is coming soon, let us awaken the sleeping childlike innocence, recall the forgotten beauty, discard the pain of growing up, and find the treasure of happiness. The heart never grows old, so I would like to wish the overage little kid a Happy Children's Day in advance. 4. Looking at the geese flying south in late autumn makes me think of my hometown and old village. They gather next to each other under the big locust tree and greet each other affectionately. The wild geese conveyed their friendship to me and sent greetings to the farmers in my hometown. People are old and frail, so they need to add more clothes and hats to protect their health. May Hanlu be in good health! 5. When you are troubled, learn to extricate yourself; when you are in difficulty, learn to encourage yourself; when you are depressed, learn to vent yourself; when you are frustrated, learn to comfort yourself; when you are old, learn to be yourself. It’s Children’s Day, I wish you happiness! 6. At first I only thought others were old, but now it’s my turn. 7. There is no room for a mystery or anything unresolved in our small hearts, so we put all the doubts into our own hearts and make it difficult for ourselves. 8. Everyone has led a different life, and different lives make it impossible for many people to get along in the same state in this time and space, unless they wait until each other is old, and old age erases everything else again, making up each of us. The most important personal symbol, maybe then the party can come true. 9. Let me express my feelings about my growing up years and show my style. Save the innocent childhood and pure youth time in the archives of life. We don’t have to regret that the good times are gone forever, nor do we have to lament that the time flies by and makes people grow old. We should spread our wings, be fully prepared for an ideal tomorrow, cheer for childhood, and cheer for growth! 10. A person’s heart never grows old, passion is his treasure; his body never grows old, his face stays young forever; age is hard to come by, but love is as high as the sky. Have a childlike heart and no worries. Children's Day is coming. May I take care of you and wish you to be an older child all your life! 11. On the Laba Festival, I wish my friends in the new year: as long as they have as much money as they can, it will be good; if they are handsome and ugly, they will be pleasing to the eye; if they are old and young, they will be healthy; if they are poor and rich, they will be harmonious; Just understand all the troubles; just be safe in your life! 12. When you are young, you think there is an answer to everything. But when you get old, you will understand that there is no so-called answer in life. 13. Our future is brilliant because we are young now and can still work hard. If we don’t go crazy, we will be old. 14. Charlotte: Mom, my son is unfilial and will not be able to serve you till the end of his life. Find another one while you are young. Charlotte's mother: Don't worry, Zhang Yang is a person worth trusting. Zhang Yang: Luo'er, let's talk about our own affairs from now on. I'll call you brother, and you will call me dad. 15. Six don’ts: you can’t eat when you’re hungry, you can’t drink when you’re thirsty, you can’t sleep when you’re sleepy, you can’t rest when you’re tired, you can’t check when you’re sick, you can’t regret it when you’re old. 16. Maybe one day we will both be old, but I still remember the way you made my heart move. 17. I love someone far away. Time has aged my words, my face has aged, but my love has aged. 18. My mother is old and it is very difficult to walk. She holds on to the wall and walks slowly, but she can no longer make any sound. 19. When we are both old and our hair is gray, I will still love you with all my heart, because I only love you very late, and I will only love you for the rest of my life. 20. Learn to use a strong heart to let the past pass and let the future come. The true end of life is the end of hope. The pride of the goshawk is its flying wings, and the meaning of life is its constant pursuit. Don't wait until you miss it to regret it, don't wait until you are old to miss it. Time goes by and there is no turning back. Seize every moment and fly hard no matter how hard or tired you are.
21. Youth is used to waste, to dream, and to work hard. You should use this time to do what you want to do and become the person you want to be, even if it is difficult, even if you fail. Because no matter what, I don’t want to regret it, because I don’t want to look back on it when I get old, and there will be no memories of my youth that can make me smile. I'm more afraid of regret than failure. 22. I will always love the sport of basketball. Even if I am old and can no longer play basketball in the future, my love for basketball will still be unrepentant! 23. When we were young, we worked together to make money to support our families; when we grow old, we go see the prosperity of the world together. No matter what happens, the most important thing is: we are always together. 24. Make an appointment, even if you quarrel, you can't not answer each other's phone calls; make an appointment, even if you quarrel, you should take good care of yourself; make an appointment, even if you quarrel, you can't break up easily; make an appointment, even if you quarrel, you can't hurt yourself; When you make an appointment, you can't miss it even if you quarrel; when you make an appointment, tell yourself when you quarrel: mistakes are short-lived, but missing them is a permanent regret. 25. Too many sad things have happened, and I think there will be times when I can’t look forward. Please don't be brave at this time, look to the side, everyone is by your side, let's move forward step by step together. 26. What is sad is that time is like flying knives, and the knives make people grow old; happy is that the happy weekend comes again in a blink of an eye; what is beautiful is that the greetings from friends come immediately to report; the good thing is that sincere blessings, Shenma Everyone give way! 27. Trains, cars, trams, all the traffic is frightening; running, walking, walking, every step is comfortable; today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, there are no cars every day; children, adults, and the elderly, everyone can rest assured. World Car-Free Day brings peace to the world and peace to mankind! 28. If when a person gets old, he finds that his life is mediocre and has no good memories to move him, then his life is destined to be a failure. There are too many people in the world who spend their lives doing nothing. Ordinary, if being a bad guy can change this, then fine, I'll do it. If I do it, then my life will be destined to be much more exciting and exciting than ordinary people. 29. Until one day, we are all old, our teeth are white and we hold each other's hands tightly and stagger around. We are still the old prince and old princess wearing beautiful crowns. 30. Looking at the geese flying south in late autumn makes me think of my hometown and old village. They gather next to each other under the big locust tree and greet each other affectionately. The wild geese conveyed their friendship to me and sent greetings to the farmers in my hometown. People are old and frail, so they need to add more clothes and hats to protect their health. May Hanlu be in good health! 31. To love someone is to see beyond his or her title, status, education, good deeds, and bad deeds that he is really just a child, good or bad, so you love him. 32. Most people are lonely because they want someone to care about them, but they don’t want to be disturbed too much. 33. People only see that time does not spare people; but they also know that children make people grow old. The crow feeds back, the lamb knelt down to nurse, my dear, don’t let your mother close your heart by waiting for her care! Happy Mother's Day! 34. When I was a child, I didn’t know how to behave, lie, beat around the bush, or watch people’s words. I just acted spontaneously and enjoyed the happiness of being a human being. When I grow up, I know how to be a human being. I can’t speak sincerely, I can be opportunistic, and I can play both sides. But the more we live, the harder we work, the more exhausted we become, and we lose all the joy of being a human being. 35. Once upon a time, every Children’s Day, you would say: I live like a young person, and the most annoying thing is that you treat me like my child. Now Children's Day is here again, but you say that time is useless in urging people to grow old, and today it is Children's Day again and we are gone! Happy holidays to you too! 36. Not to mention that the love vows once made were blown away by the wind and fell to the horizon; not to mention that the ruthless years have aged the appearance, and the former laughter has turned into a yellowed picture. Even if the string of the kite in the sky of love is broken, my concern has never changed! 37. If one day, the food cooked by mom becomes salty, and dad keeps coughing; if one day, parents like to eat porridge, react slowly when crossing the road, and no longer like to go out. It shows that the parents are really old. Spend more time with your parents on Father's Day.
38. When we take our babies to amusement parks, parks, and walks, we are a happy unity. You can’t despise me when I get older. You must know our promise. There are points for complaining everywhere, as long as it goes against common sense or crosses the line, you can complain. The above is a funny comment about complaining about being old. I hope you all like it.
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