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See how I deal with my stepmother.
1, secretly scratched her stockings with steel balls for washing dishes, and specially scratched the drawers of stockings in the wardrobe, because those stockings are hundreds of pieces. Every time I cut two or three threads, at first, she didn't know I cut them.
Take out stitches on her clothes with needles and scissors. Especially the underarm of the coat and the crotch of the trousers. Moreover, the hidden thread has been removed, and it can't be seen at all when it is put on, but as soon as it is put on and walked, the thread will be opened immediately. More than once, I saw her lose her temper because her clothes were off-line, and I also took her clothes to the store to complain. Later, once, she bought an expensive coat, nearly 8 thousand. I heard her talking about this dress with her colleagues on the phone in the house, so I thought about it carefully: I must tear this dress to the point where it can't be mended. I put the back of that pure white wool coat on the gas and burned it ... it made a big hole. I knew at that time that she must know what I had done before, but she did it without hesitation. When she did it, she had a tragic feeling that she was taking it out on my mother. I still remember the feeling of death. This incident made my stepmother almost mad, and told my father that my father beat me up ... That night, I stayed up all night, locked the bedroom door and cried loudly at the window ... I also used a book to honk my horn ... The crying shocked half the people in the community ... Later, every time I provoked my stepmother, she scolded me, and I ran to the window to cry without saying a word ... I often jumped on the rubber beside the flower bed. Everyone knows that I have a stepmother, and this stepmother is still "a fox who steals someone else's husband." When the little girls came home, they all told their parents ... people in the community were kind to me ... especially the old ladies. Sometimes when I come back from school, the middle-aged woman who buys food at the door will say, "This child studies very well, so pitiful ..."
4, since I followed my stepmother, clothes and shoes have become particularly easy to break ... especially sneakers and socks, there is often a big hole in the front ... We have to change shoes when we go to the computer room. Every time I change shoes, my broken socks are exposed ... The classmates have a good relationship, and every time they are angry, they curse "that dead woman" (my good friends call me stepmother) and don't die a natural death. I often give money to buy shoes and clothes for me ... Then he definitely doesn't know the price of the goods, and gives a lot of money at random every time ... Two or three times, he can save six or seven hundred dollars, and then go to the mall to buy things to honor his mother or grandmother ... My grandmother asked me where I got the money, and I said that my father bought me shoes ... My grandmother saw my clothes and thought I was particularly filial and sensible, and then called my stepmother a fox.
My stepmother and my father often quarreled later, because my grandmother hated her every time. If my mother met her, my grandmother was also rude to her mother ... Of course, a lot of credit was attributed to my fanning the flames in various ways ... My grandmother always felt that I was particularly abused at home ... but my stepmother was not nice to me. ...
5. When I lived at home in middle school, I often deliberately damaged the facilities at home ... For example, I poured leftovers into the sewer, threw used sanitary napkins directly into the toilet, turned on the refrigerator (of course, I had to turn it off before my parents got off work), turned on the air conditioner at 24-5 degrees in summer, and then slept with a quilt (in order to use up the air conditioner, I'd better wear it out). When eating, my stepmother cooks, and I often accidentally knock it over ... can't hold the plate? "I said," I am stupid. My daughters inherited my father's legacy. Why don't you ask my father? " If she says, "Didn't I say it last time? Leftovers can't be dumped in the sewer! You did it on purpose. " I said, "I don't remember! It just fell! Who cares? You don't like me. Of course you think I did it on purpose! "Every time she choked to death. ..... but when guests are at home, I will be very honest ... My stepmother often glances at her and pretends to be afraid of her ... Now that I think about it, I think I was born to be an actress ... I knew how to cheat at such a young age ... so my relatives and friends all think I am excellent ... I guess if my stepmother tells others about my performance at home, they will definitely think, "No wonder others. "
6. I participated in the new concept composition of the city in the third grade and won the first prize. It's about my mother, it's about family changes, that is, a third party intervenes. Later, my parents divorced, and the third party married my father, and so on. This composition is very touching ... when I read it in class, my classmates cried. If it were now, it would be a sad novel ... I won the first place in the mid-term exam. My father and other parents gave a speech with a bright smile ... then there was a student achievement exhibition and a program performance ... My plan was to read my award-winning composition aloud ... I read it above, listened to it from all angles below and read it to the back. My parents were whispering below, and my dad and my stepmother heard that they were blushing and white ... They were very happy at that time, at the cost of being beaten by my dad when they went home. ...
7. Now that I think about it, it was a bit reckless at that time. Although my father sometimes beats me, she still loves me very much because he is my only daughter (my stepmother is afraid of affecting her figure and refuses to have children). And I have been studying very well, and I am rated as the third best in the city every year. When I was in junior high school and senior high school, I was rated as "three good" in the province ... Later, I was admitted to a good university ... So I was usually indulgent ... My demands were basically responsive ... I respected my father when I was a child, but because of him and my mother, I always had a knot in my heart ... Sometimes I really want to forgive him, but people's psychology is like this, and sometimes it is really difficult to control themselves rationally. Every time I think about my mother, I don't love my father at all ... when I was in college, I spent a lot of money ... because I didn't expect that I would spend my own money, and that woman would spend ... I didn't know until I graduated that the students in the next class called me "the richest woman in class (major)" every time ... At that time, my monthly living expenses were often seven or eight. Almost caught up with my salary. "I talked back and said," It's none of your business that I spend money. You only married my father because you like his money. "I have no scruples. My stepmother scolded me for not having a tutor, so I said I wouldn't take other people's husbands without a tutor. Listen to the side of the service lady all froze, particularly painful. I called my mother at home, and every time I deliberately said in front of them that I would take her with me when I got married and went abroad, so that my mother would have a good life in the future and be more comfortable than anyone else. Anyway, they just choose the words that can stimulate them.
When I am at home, I do everything for her ... for example, I have my own cosmetics ... but I try my best to use her every time ... especially the essential oil of spices ... Then every time I go home, she takes the cosmetics back to her bedroom ... Every time I go out, I lock her bedroom ... At night, she has to run before going to bed. I think it's time to step on the treadmill. While watching TV, I ran ... as a result, I had to lose weight every year when I went home on holiday ... because I deliberately occupied the treadmill ... She couldn't let me down ... Later, as soon as I got home, she had to go to the gym to get a card ... Although I had a treadmill at home ... I studied medicine at bf, and I also thought about putting some hormones in her vitamin pills or pollen ... How to make her as fat as a pig ... but I still forgot. I didn't put it into practice ... Of course, my stepmother scolds me every time, but I will pretend not to hear it ... Anyway, I can't miss a piece of meat, but I'm Japanese ... I'm not afraid of my father's slap, for fear that she ... forgot where she saw the malicious way when she first went to college. If I poke holes in the condom on my father's and stepmother's nightstand ... but I found it.
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