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Everything can be demon 1

Everything in the world has a spirit. With the aura of heaven and earth, and the power of creation, all things can be transformed into demon spirits.

The new Emperor of Heaven took office. In order to bring forth the new from the old, recruit immortal talents, bless all things, and grant amnesty to the three realms, he issued an order from the Emperor of Heaven, titled: All things can be demonized.

Issued the imperial edict and said: God has the virtue of good life, benefiting the people, and being considerate of all things. From then on, whether it is spiritual stones or flowers, domestic animals or spiritual beasts, they can cultivate soul elements and inner elixirs, and advance to become fairies, no longer restricted by racial qualifications.

Secondly, it can reduce the fatal injuries caused by the goblins during the catastrophe. The thunder catastrophe can use thousands of years of cultivation to avoid the fate of being wiped out in ashes, and can re-enter the animal realm and reincarnate again.

These seemingly favorable policies are a double-edged sword for goblins. The lower the threshold for becoming a goblin, which means there are more goblins, and the competition will be fierce. , internal conflicts increased. Moreover, not every goblin is so humane, so they pose a great threat to humans.

Nowadays, human cultivation forces are too strong and other forces are in decline. The increase of the goblin race is undoubtedly a powerful check and balance. With the emergence of large numbers of goblins, it has greatly affected the survival of mankind.

Therefore, humans will definitely resist, so a new profession, the monster hunter, came into being. In this way, the war between humans and fairies is also in full swing.

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1. Monster Catcher

Fang Hongzhou was born with a demon eye, and he can see through the prototype of the demon at a glance.

Because of his high talent, he was accepted as a disciple by Yin Tianjian, the master of catching monsters, from an early age, and learned the method of catching monsters from him.

Now more than ten years have passed, and Fang Hongzhou has grown up. Not only is he highly skilled in catching monsters, he is also handsome and handsome.

Because he is enthusiastic, has a strong ability to catch monsters, and is particularly interested in beautiful women, he has acquired many fans at once, and he has become the popular Kimura Takuya in the world of monster catching.

Some fairies will absorb human essence in order to practice faster. Those who died with blue faces and no signs of struggle all died after the goblins absorbed their essence while sleeping.

When a village encounters such a dead person, it will definitely invite a monster catcher to catch the monster.

When Fang Hongzhou was traveling around, this scene happened when he passed by Baiqiao Village.

A strong man from a family in the village died inexplicably at home. When he died, his face was withered, his mouth opened wide as if in wonder, as if he was in pain.

Or maybe he was frightened.

As soon as Fang Hongzhou saw this expression, he knew that he did not die in pain, but because the female goblin used the "Yang-picking and Yin-replenishing technique" to drain his essence and died.

This is really called "dying under peonies, being a ghost is also romantic."

Looking at his body that was as tense as an electric shock, you knew that he must have received a huge "stimulation" before his death. ".

Fang Hongzhou knew that the goblin would come again tonight. Because this replenishing technique requires the absorption of the essence of seventy-seven forty-nine adult men in order to be successful. At that time, the goblin has cultivated into a Yin Yao body and will become extremely difficult to deal with.

However, this kind of fairy also has her own weaknesses.

Night falls.

Tonight is full moon viewing. The goblin's power has greatly increased, making it very difficult to deal with.

Hahahaha...

Intermittent ghostly laughter floated in the wind, giving people goosebumps.

The sound is heard all the time, sometimes far and sometimes near.

The charm of fairies is so powerful that ordinary people cannot resist it.

Fang Hongzhou heard the sound and saw a shadowy woman wearing a red robe and lotus skirt walking towards her. There were three fox tails trailing behind.

It's a three-tailed fox.

"Bold vixen, you still dare to do evil. I will do justice for God today." Fang Hongzhou said sternly.

He took out a demon-slaying sword and pointed it at the three-tailed fox.

"Ah, hahaha, what a handsome young master. Is the slave family a family of women? How can the master not understand how to cherish the beauty of women? The slave family is so sad."

"Stinky monster, stop." If you want to show off, tell me, did you suck people's energy and kill people yesterday? "

"It's me, how about it? Yesterday, the slave family's wishes were not fulfilled, and today it's up to you, sir. "

"Fairy, if you meet me today, you will be in bad luck."

He took out a few talismans from his hand, and they turned into three in a moment. A purple flame.

"Purple Samadhi True Fire."

The goblin's face tightened and he did not dare to neglect. The purple Samadhi True Fire is ten times more powerful than the red one.

I didn’t expect this boy’s cultivation level to be so high.

"Go."

Three balls of flame flew straight towards the three-tailed fox.

She didn’t know when there was someone beside her, blocking the Samadhi True Fire for her.

The flames burned the scapegoat, and in a moment he had an illusion of his original form. It's a silver fox.

The three-tailed fox kicked away the silver fox and transformed into his true body and flew into the sky.

"Help me, I don't want to die. I just transformed into a human form and didn't hurt anyone. I was just caught by her. Please help me."

The silver fox , groaning in pain, and it will definitely disappear in half a stick of incense.

The true fire of Samadhi is a yin fire that burns the true essence and cannot be extinguished by water.

Silver Fox looked at Fang Hongzhou pitifully with tears in his eyes.

"Hero, save me. I was just captured by the three-tailed fox and used as a slave. I didn't do anything bad. Please save me and I will tell you where she lives."

The master has always taught him that fairies are all bad in nature, so don’t let one go. But today he actually felt compassion.

He activated his internal energy, and it happened that his Yuan Gang Qi could restrain Zhi Yin's Samadhi True Fire, but it would take a lot of internal energy to do so.

Whatever.

Fang Hongzhou spent more than half of his inner strength to save him.

"I saved you. In the future, you should take care of yourself, cultivate well, return to the great road, and don't follow the evil ways. I didn't save you in vain. Tell me where the smelly monster is."

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"The goblin lives in a cave in Cuiping Mountain ten miles away. It seems that the direction she left is not there, but with the current skill of the hero, it is best not to go to her. Rest for some time before going again. It’s not too late.”

“Haha, the slave family is back. Hu Xiaobai, you are a bastard. If I didn’t help you, you could cultivate into a human form. Look at me. If I don’t break your Yuan Dan, you will never be able to cultivate into a fairy again in this life.”

She rushed towards Hu Xiaobai, but was stopped by Fang Hongzhou.

"If you want to fight me, don't try to take advantage of the weak."

"Haha, don't act like a hero with me. You are a mud Buddha and you can't save yourself when crossing the river. I advise you. You know better and get out of here, otherwise don't blame me for being rude."

The three-tailed fox exuded a demonic aura and was probably completely irritated.

The demon-slaying sword shines brighter, sensing the power of the monster.

The fairy's real body is twice as powerful as usual.

Fang Hongzhou lacked internal strength and already had the upper hand after just a few rounds.

What can we do?

You can only use the blood-killing technique, the Blood Sacrifice Demon-Slaying Sword, to improve your strength. However, this method must be done quickly, otherwise you may die of blood loss in the end.

Use the most powerful tricks to deal with her.

Although the goblin sacrificed its true body was powerful, it became clumsy.

My own cloud-repelling legs are very fast, and I can beat them by cleverness.

"Senior brother, the three-tailed fox's weak point is her left arm, where she hides her Yuan Dan.

"A female voice like a silver bell came over.

Junior sister.

"Look at me. With the most holy blow, the dragon and the phoenix appear auspicious, the sun and the moon shine together to kill the demon. ”

Fang Hongzhou became energetic.

Quick, accurate and ruthless.

With one sword move and ten strokes, he tore the fox demon’s left arm into eight pieces.

These ten moves used up half of my blood, and I was already dizzy, but I still had to pretend to be calm in front of the goblin.

"Ah! my arms. "

The goblin roared ferociously.

"I'm going to kill you. "

He jumped back, his legs and feet went weak. If he hadn't used his sword to support the ground, he would have kneeled on the ground.

"Hey, your Yuan Dan has been broken by me. No, I won't take advantage of anyone's danger. I'll let you go this time, so get out of here. ”

“Fart, I’ll cut off my own tail, but I can still fight you.” I have three lives. I can kill you no matter what. "

"What a loud tone, look at me. The true fire of samadhi. "

Junior sister also came to help.

"It's Samadhi True Fire again. "

The three-tailed fox knew that he was no longer able to defeat him, so he ran away.

"I still want to run away, so I can find the magic treasure. "Junior sister shouted.

Collect it.

A demon collecting bowl collected the three-tailed fox inside.

"Yuehua, why are you here. "Fang Hongzhou said happily.

"Brother, because I know you are in danger, I came here to save you. "

"Haha, pull him down. You must have sneaked out behind Master's back." "

"Oh, my dad is always afraid that I will get into trouble when I go out, so he keeps me at home, bored to death. I want to practice practice with you, how about it? OK. Senior brother. "

She even started acting coquettishly.

"Apart from dad, you are the best to me. Senior brother, you must promise me. "

"Yeah, of course. I grew up watching you and don’t know you well. ”

“Haha. ”

The next day

At the end of the village, the people gathered together and made a pile of wood with a man tied in the middle. The people roared in unison and said they would burn him to death.

"I saw with my own eyes that he turned into a fox. He is the goblin, burn him to death. ”

Fang Hongzhou heard the noise of the people in front of him from afar.

When he went to take a look, he saw Hu Xiaobai tied to the wood of the fire. On the pillar, there were two lines of tears in his eyes. His delicate face showed despair.

"I have not harmed anyone. ”

“Listen to me, this goblin will not harm you. Please don’t burn him to death.” You let him go and I take him away, okay? "

Fang Hongzhou begged.

"No, the goblin must not be released. He must be burned to death. The goblin killed my son and I want him to pay for it with his life. "An old man said angrily.

"Yes, none of the goblins are good. "The people were noisy.

Yuehua couldn't stand these stupid people, so she said bluntly: "You stupid people, my senior brother helped you catch the real bad goblin, and she is here with me. If I let her out of this alms bowl, even ordinary people like you won't be able to drink enough for her. If a really powerful goblin could let you catch and tie him up, he would have eaten you long ago. "

"I said, stinky girl, are you and this monster together? If so, don't blame us for being rude. "

"How about it? I want to fight. My aunt, I have never been afraid of anyone. "

"Hey, Yuehua, don't be like the villagers. I'll talk to them and they will let Hu Xiaobai go." "

"Let him go, don't even think about it. "The old man whose son had died threw the torch into the firewood pile. The fire burned immediately.

Strong liquor was poured on the wood.

"Don't.

Fang Hongzhou immediately jumped into the fire to rescue Hu Xiaobai.

Brother, are you worth it for the goblin?

Yuehua murmured in her heart.

Hu Xiaobai was taken away by Fang Hongzhou

Yuehua stayed behind to prevent the villagers from catching up.

(To be continued...)