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What do bitches do?

The shrew's performance is as follows

1, make out with your boyfriend in public. If there are no other women, no matter on the elevator or bus, or even at a friend's house, there are always some women who feel that they are as tired of their boyfriends as innocent girls and will not walk. Suggestion: two words-disgusting. Make out and get a room! Who are you going to show it to? Who will sweep the goose bumps on the side? Acting like this in public is to let others know that you have no quality. 2. A woman who speaks loudly to everyone. This kind of woman makes people feel extremely ambiguous to everyone. People within a few meters of Fiona Fang are sweating. I suggest you go home! 3. A woman who is not used to throwing garbage into the dustbin is always in her dustbin. I threw the rubbish all over the floor in public and walked away in high heels. This is extremely self-restrained, and brand-name clothes give people the feeling that they are no different from peasant women. 4. There are always some women who like to be teachers who are good teachers. I'm a mess, but I still like to teach people how to dress, manage money and go to the kitchen in public. Pointing is always accompanied by exposing people and making others embarrassed. Even pointing fingers at other people's wives' cooking in front of their husbands. Don't you know you're annoying? You are disgusting. 5, make a mountain out of a molehill A woman who likes affectation knows that there is a dog in the other person's house when she goes to another person's house, and she has lived together in a town. Once the dog passes by, she can always hear screams. These screams come from such a woman, whose purpose is to attract attention. I suggest you don't leave home, or pretend to be weak on this occasion. 6. A woman who casually rummages through other people's things uses expired cosmetics without others' permission. If I were you, I would put up with how many bags grow on my face. Some women would rather come uninvited. Bottom line: quality! 7. The woman who still relishes texting her husband just wants to say that you are looked down upon and suspected of sexually harassing a man. 8. A woman who flaunts how many endorsement activities she has and shows others her own artistic photos everywhere will make her peers sneer. What kind of photos you have is your secret. You have the ability to show off your artistic photos to your female companion, which will only make your friends think that you are crazy and infatuated. 9. Women who chew gum for hours chew gum to clean their mouths. But some women chew loudly for hours and blow into bubble gum, which is really embarrassing. I suggest you chew the sweetness gently, and don't look like you hold a grudge against it. 10, a woman who likes to show off desperately is always ready. Her father is a contractor for the Olympic Games. She spent 14 thousand yuan on her notebook and then threw it away. Evaluation: People who know a little bit often know that most of these women are poor at home and often can't afford brand-name things. Please show off. Don't let anyone know after stealing from the supermarket. Is it not shameful? If you know, you will know. Then can't you just walk away? You should take the initiative to greet people. Therefore, a pushy woman is thicker than most people think. 1 1. Evaluation of pretending to be a pure woman: disgusting, hypocritical. In fact, it would be surprising to say "I want to take a shit" at the dinner table. This kind of woman belongs to the type of pretending to be a prank at most. Women can be pure, but they can't pretend to be cute. For example, occasionally coquetry, said: "quit! Hate! " In that case, it doesn't matter if you tell your boyfriend and girlfriend. But if you ask the question, "Why do you need someone to make furniture? Can't you do it yourself? " Or "why don't you throw away the garbage without clothes on", pretending to be afraid when you go to high school, getting some dirty things to make trouble there, calling everyone your sister and so on, which is impure. No matter who was by your side, it would be abnormal not to hit you. 12, women who belittle their peers and raise themselves: arrogant and narrow-minded. Women who belittle others and exalt themselves in front of others are actually megalomaniacs, so it is especially unkind to belittle others, so we can go up and fight without hesitation when we see such women. 13. A woman's eyes glow when she sees a man, and it's disgusting. This kind of woman is dizzy at the sight of a man. In our dialect, "Hey, you can't pick it up with a spoon." It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing. If you are in front of your lover, it is an emotion, but some women are crazy about any man. There is something more disgusting than this. A woman who dives into a man's arms as soon as she meets him is the meanest. No wonder some people scold "bitch" but can't hear anyone scold "bitch". Men humiliate women, but many women humiliate themselves. I'm flattered. No wonder they all became * *! I naturally know that I am feudal and narrow-minded, and I don't know how to keep pace with the times, but the woman who rubs me on her own initiative is really embarrassing to women. If such a woman is in broad daylight, both men and women will stay away from her. In the dim night, some people like to say that it is someone else's business, and we don't care, and we shouldn't.