What are the funny Singles’ Day quotes?

It’s hard to be single, because my socks are torn; it’s hard to be single, no one can cook the instant noodles; it’s annoying to be single, so lonely without chatting; it’s fun to be single, send me a text message to comfort me! On Singles’ Day, for those around you Sending blessings to all the singles! Below, the editor of SmartView has compiled some funny quotes about Singles’ Day for everyone, welcome to read.

Funny Quotes on Singles Day 1

1. Being single is a pure accident, but the reality is very helpless, but I am willing to wait. In fact, my true love is already speeding up, the goal is not far away, my wish It has also been realized. Before the next Singles' Day, there will be watering of love! Happy Singles' Day!

2. While others are in love, you are still singing single love songs in front of the mirror to indulge yourself. Others are in pairs clinging to each other, but you are still running around and turning a blind eye. Dear brother, what’s wrong with you? End your bachelor party as soon as possible, bid farewell to the bachelor’s holiday, give your mother an explanation, find a wife, have a boy, and inherit your great legacy, haha~

3. Singles Come and send flowers on this festival, I sincerely hope that your stick friends will wear them. The first gift is that your career will flourish everywhere; the second gift is that you will spend your good years forever; the third gift is that your future is the icing on the cake. Finally, I wish all my stick friends to have flowers and candles in the wedding room as soon as possible.

4. Walk alone, get drunk alone, sleep alone. The wind cannot wake up your eyes, and you cannot see that I am actually very stylish. The rain cannot wash away your beauty. In fact, I'm tired too. It's Singles' Day, so don't be tired of aesthetics anymore.

5. Being a bachelor is very boring, but in fact, a bachelor's life is also very exciting. A bachelor always likes to be silent, and only because of the existence of a strange combination of circumstances, there is no way to express his feelings. Can there be an emotional column to make my heart active?

6. Without a wife or a girlfriend, no one will take care of our lives; if we want to smoke or drink, no one will take care of our hands; if we sleep in and don’t take a shower, no one will bother us; if we are single, we will be single. Singles, free and carefree! Happy Singles' Day!

7. Ginger is still hotter than old, and it is really good to be a bachelor. Everyone will be full after eating, and all thirst will be eliminated when fragrant tea enters the belly. Go out and enjoy the scenery, and travel around without worries. Today I am celebrating the holiday with Singles’ Day blessings, may everything go well and be joyful!

8. No lover, no friend~ No love, no happiness~ I am a bachelor and I am proud! I am a bachelor and I am invincible~ Yueyi is really applauded, bachelor What a wonderful holiday, whether you are a man or a woman, all the bachelors in the world are one family. Oh, yeah!

9. Being alone has no ties, and it is easy for a single person to come and go. Save money and save space. Married people are extremely envious, and married people have no time to spare. Singles, don’t complain, take this opportunity to be happy every day.

10. Say you are a bachelor, you are not that old; say you are single, it is not that coincidental; you are just a super bachelor, you giggle every day and have no worries!

11. The river flows eastward. Bachelors in this world go to pick up girls. Let’s go when we say it. You go and I go. Let’s go together! When you see someone on the road, roar and follow me if you like me! The front man of the Civil Affairs Bureau Hold hands! Happy Singles' Day!

12. The Sutra says: Dust returns to dust, dust returns to dust. Being a bachelor doesn't have to be hard. You can decide everything by yourself. Flowers are not flowers, mist is not mist, and a bachelor can do it. No matter where you live, you will eventually find a good home. Super Singles Day, may the Lord bless you.

13. When you are a bachelor, one is worth two; you are shining brightly, but you lack a partner; you are upright and live a happy life; you are the one who honors your ancestors; you are the one who is brilliant and unrestrained and romantic. On Singles' Day, I hope your worries will disappear and your days will be more beautiful.

14. On the annual Singles' Day, I send you a beautiful blessing wholeheartedly, wishing my lonely friends: smooth sailing, a blockbuster, fame in one fell swoop, and nine moves in one day.

15. Where are the bachelors? Where are the bachelors? The bachelors are all on the list of dating agencies. What should I do if I take off my clothes? What should I do if I take off my clothes? If I take off my clothes, I need to express my feelings boldly and act bravely. On Singles' Day, I wish you can get naked as soon as possible.

16. I am not without merit, I look cool, have a gentlemanly demeanor, and am willing to help others. I work tirelessly for the advancement of the welfare industry, but no girl is secretly interested in me. Dear, happy Singles' Day!

17. Singles' Day is here, and the most taboo thing is single words. Don't ride a bicycle when you go out, don't live a monotonous life, don't work alone, don't have unrequited love when you're lonely, and don't accept all my text messages.

Happy Singles' Day!

18. On behalf of the people of the whole country, I wish all male bachelors to find a dear and beloved person on Singles' Day and bid farewell to being single; I wish all female bachelors to find someone you love who loves you. People bid farewell to being single; Sincerely! Salute! Singles’ Day blessings

19. It’s hard to be single because your socks are torn; it’s hard to be single because there’s no one to cook instant noodles; it’s annoying to be single, and you’re lonely without chatting; it’s fun to be single, Send a text message to comfort me! On Singles' Day, send blessings to the singles around you!

20. You and I are both singles, living in the world, running around and suffering all day long, just to get rid of our singles. Since he is not a fairy, he must fall in love with girls. I have been single for a long time, who can I complain to? Today is Singles' Day, let's encourage each other: Get married as soon as possible and be as carefree as a fairy.

21. Singles’ Day is here, and the weather is so beautiful! Come on, my friends, let’s go shopping and see if we can meet two single friends of the opposite sex. Let’s chat by the way and let’s talk first. , I guarantee that you will have a happy day today!

22. Singles’ Day is here, text messages are coming, wishes are always good, and all hopes come true: I hope all singles will find their other half, and all those in love will be sweet and affectionate. , wave goodbye to being single, and have a happy home!

23. I am single, with a pretty average appearance; I am loyal and reliable, and I also have a job; I am looking for a girl to be my companion on Singles’ Day; Have a good holiday and maybe continue it in the future.

24. When you wear bachelor’s clothes and eat bachelor’s food, bachelors don’t have to look at their faces. Drink bachelor's water and walk the path of a bachelor. Singles don't need to drink old vinegar. Singles do things that singles do, and singles’ festivals like this: Happy Singles’ Day!

25. The pursuit of unity should be the ultimate goal, with emotion as the lifeblood, people-based, honesty as the key, and action as the key. A smart project that focuses on research, analysis, innovation, thinking, and execution. I wish you an early goodbye to being single and a happy Singles’ Day!

Funny Singles’ Day Quotations 2

1. Singles’ Day Tips for stripping: You need to behave charmingly, you need to be able to do things, you need to have financial resources in your pocket, you need to work like a coolie, you need to be motivated to chase girls, you need to be pressured to compete, and most importantly, you need to be able to carry out the instructions given to beautiful women!

2. The farthest distance is called light years, the thinnest cable is called optical fiber, the fastest speed is called light speed, the most respectful visit is called patronage, the coolest flight is called light escape, and the most handsome single is called bachelor. . Singles' Day is coming soon, I wish you become even more handsome!

3. Singles' Day is coming, it only happens once a year, it's better to act than to move your heart. What are you waiting for? Pick up the phone quickly. Break up with your partner!

4. A boy received a text message from his girlfriend on Singles Day: Happy Singles Day!?, the boy replied: I am not a bachelor, I have a girlfriend!? Then the girlfriend replied :?From now on, you are the one!?Then, they broke up. .

5. You are so awesome. I really admire you. You dare to drink the water from the bedpan, dare to kiss the mouth of a madman, dare to hit a car, dare to ride a tiger that eats people, and dare to create anything you say. Guinness, it scares people to death just by looking at it.

6. I have thought thousands of times: Why can’t I forget you for so long? Why do you worry me so much? Why do you always appear in my dreams? Today I muster up the courage to tell you: Because You owe me a meal.

7. If eating more fish can replenish the brain and make people smarter, then you may have to eat at least a pair of whales?

8. Are you lonely? You can find a baby Chat with the dog; are you bored? You can jump down from the building and go for a ride. In this way you can be freed, and I hope you can get the ultimate joy and happiness.

9. I solemnly tell you that I opened this mountain, planted this tree, and everything here is mine, so you should rest on every plant and tree that you took away from here, let alone You said you stole the sheep here, you damn wolf.

10. I really miss the days when you were by my side. I felt safer when I had you. After losing you, I always felt a little lonely. I finally couldn't help but shout loudly: Damn, Who stole my puppy!

11. Dear, do you want to have a good set of teeth? Let me tell you a way. When you have nothing to do, imitate a mouse and grind your teeth frequently, so that you won’t let others in. He said that you are not easy to mess with because of your sharp tongue.

12. Your eyes are like stars in the sky, extremely shining and full of light. Your figure is so strong and vigorous that I have to admire you. Only you like this in the world can catch mice.

13. You walked into the besieged city and forgot about your brothers; washing and cooking is your exclusive responsibility; cleaning diapers is your pleasure.

Send messages to stimulate you, and singles can live a free and comfortable life. But I tell you quietly, if you have the opportunity to enter the besieged city, don’t forget your single brothers!

14.? Singles’ Day is here, the birds are in love, the ants are living together, the flies are pregnant, the mosquitoes have miscarriages, and the butterflies are divorced Now, the caterpillar has remarried, and the frog has given birth to a child, what are you waiting for?

15. The most diligent reason for being single: Why do you have a family when your career is not yet accomplished? The most unrestrained reason: among thousands of flowers. Passed, not a single leaf touched the body. The most confident reason: having the charm of a diamond king. The best reason: You can celebrate Singles’ Day.

16. Singles’ Day slogan: Whether it’s summer or winter, just care about yourself; whether it’s Singles’ Day or Chinese Valentine’s Day, just have a happy holiday; I wish you have a good time, I wish you peace and health, and I wish you find true love as soon as possible!

17. Once upon a time, I was a single stick, but I wanted to become a nunchaku. Try to find another stick, and connect them together to form a double stick. Double sticks If the double sticks work harder, the nunchakus will become three-section sticks. Haha, I hope all the bachelors will become three-section sticks.

18. My birthday happens to be on the first day of the month, my house number is, I am in middle school, my university number is, my dormitory is my room, and I work upstairs after work. No wonder I don’t have a girlfriend now, and I am depressed.

19. Singles’ Day is coming. Let us adhere to the ideological line that I am a single and I am happy, take the principle that I am the master of my world, take the strategic policy of establishing a career first and then starting a family, adhere to liberalism, and cherish the time before marriage. every remaining day.

20. The husband is a man with quotation marks, and the wife is a woman with parentheses. A bachelor does not need punctuation. His joy, anger, sorrow, and joy are all in his heart. He rests when he is tired, sleeps when he is sleepy, and sleeps when he is thirsty. Just drink, I am a bachelor, who should I be afraid of!

21. Brothers, I, a bachelor, can openly and openly yearn for the other half of my heart, even though I don’t know where she is still raised. Poor married men can only stare at their familiar wives without any imagination. So we all have reason to rejoice that we are single and happy!

22. When heaven is about to entrust you with a great responsibility, you must first work hard to achieve your goals? God trusts you, and you are entrusted with important responsibilities. There is a long way to go, and you are the mainstay. So what? Are you still missing half the sky? You are also a mainstay, and we are moving forward hand in hand!

23. By God's blessing, the emperor issued an edict: In memory of your loyalty, hard work, and merit, I will give you free of charge. The right to shop. How to get it: Go to a nearby mall with this text message and pick up the products you want. If he gives you everything, that's fine. If he doesn't, he'll run away. Thank you! Note: The final interpretation right of this text message belongs to me.

24. I really want to become a monk, but there is always something I can’t let go of? I don’t have a girlfriend yet?

25. I invite myself to the empty moon to look at the stars, and I wander around the crowd and walk alone. Holding a solitary figure against the window, my long-cherished wish will come true someday. A limerick to wish my friends a happy Singles' Day, and get rid of the title of "Single" as soon as possible!

26. Stop "trying to be brave", let "Lonely" retire, call "Accompany" to play, cheer for "Sharing" , see the happiness score. Traveling through time and space as a bachelor, the beauty of shaking hands with your partner. On Singles' Day, may singles be in pairs and may dragons and phoenixes appear auspicious.

27. Send flowers on Singles’ Day: One, may your career flourish everywhere; second, may your flowers last forever; third, may your future be icing on the cake. Finally, I wish all my stick friends to have flowers and candles in the wedding room as soon as possible.

28. It is strongly recommended that the country establish a Family Planning Special Contribution Award to be awarded to those bachelor brothers and bachelor ladies who have never married, made selfless contributions, are unknown, and seek defeat alone, and have made special contributions to controlling the population growth of our country, and I give you my highest respect!

29. Before every man and woman fall in love, they will have their own festival, their own wonderfulness, and their own happiness. Today is the wonderful world that belongs to you alone, but please don’t forget that there is my blessing outside your world. I wish you can use the wonderfulness of one person to live the happiness of two people. At the same time, I also wish you find the other half who can enjoy happiness with you as soon as possible.

30. A person is free and does not need to pay attention to another existence. Alone, make any arrangements, and life will be wonderful because of you. A person cherishes the free present and loves in the near future! Happy Singles' Day!

31. The farthest distance is called light years, the thinnest cable is called optical fiber, and the fastest speed is called the speed of light. The latest visit is called patronage, the coolest flight is called light escape, and the most handsome single is called bachelor.

Singles' Day is coming soon, I wish you become even more handsome!

32. I would like to announce to my friends a very shocking and shocking news: this year was supposed to be the same as it has been for twenty years. Single life, long live the bachelor! P.S.: If you have a beautiful woman, don’t forget to recommend me!

33. Men are all around, women are all around, and I feel panicked on Singles’ Day. You are afraid of light, she is afraid of light, so make plans to take off your clothes early. You get the advantage, she gets the advantage, quickly take off your clothes and run to a well-off society. You steal it, she borrows it, and gives birth to the next generation of little ones!

34. When will I have a girlfriend? I thought to myself. I wonder if the female netizen has a boyfriend? If not, I will not be single for long. Today, Singles' Day, I am determined not to be a bachelor. I want to say to you: Marry me. If you don't marry me, I swear to marry you.

35. On Singles’ Day, if you sneeze in the morning, it means that the person you have a crush on misses you at night; if you sneeze at noon, it means that the person you like misses you in the morning; if you sneeze in the afternoon , then stop thinking nonsense, you have a cold!

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