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It is so boring. The circle of friends tells 80 sentences.

1, I suggest you keep your mouth shut and don't expose other innocence.

Just when I doubt whether that feather will stay for me, it flies away.

3, eat and sleep, stay cute, refuse to stay up late to prevent hair loss.

I have nothing to do with washing my face every day since the holiday.

5. The cigarette that lasts at night burns the loneliness that lasts at night, and loneliness continues the loneliness of the soul.

6. I have never cared so much about anyone, but why did you do it so easily?

7. Maybe I'm a little bored, and I often hope that we will grow old early. Stumbling feet can never run away.

8. Don't underestimate my sister, she used to fight for the revolution.

9. I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a girl.

10, especially admire people with sweet mouths. Sometimes it's not because I can't say it, but because my expression can't keep up.

1 1, you are unique, at least all mankind don't want another one.

12, I am very principled, and my principle is to follow your mood!

13, I hope those bad people and things are not like boomerangs, they can be thrown away but will come back by themselves after a while.

14. When I was a child, I only needed a quilt to isolate myself from the whole world.

15, I have identified you, so I can't let you leave my bed.

16, maybe love is not nostalgia, not enthusiasm, but years, and years have become a part of life.

17, open your eyes, the whole world is your shadow.

18, it's not like a weak woman who can't even unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water when you tear up the express parcel.

19. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep.

Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you.

2 1, married, are not allowed to go out of the wall. There is only one me inside and outside the wall.

22. Don't squeeze into a world you can't get into. It's hard to humiliate yourself for others. Why bother?

23. I am a person who is not good at expressing, so I can only smile mercilessly in front of you.

24, the narrow road meets the brave and wins, and gentleness is only given to the right person.

It doesn't matter. We are just friends, so there is no reason to be apart.

26. I just saw someone who looks like you. I ran like crazy, only remember that there is no you in this city. I slowed down and put down the brick in my hand.

27. Theoretically, I have two kinds of smiles: grin, obscene, grin and obscene. In fact, people say that I laugh extremely obscene.

28. I woke up this morning in a relaxed spring, and there were few beautiful women in science and engineering. If you can't sleep at night, just surf the Internet.

29. I am not a vain girl. I hate villas, sports cars, designer bags, clothes and shoes. I only like money.

30. Why do you have nothing to do? Go out to bask in the sun and run photosynthesis.

3 1, when you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is right.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

If you talk about me behind my back, it only means that I am better off than you.

34, the song sings, everyone has a sad, want to hide, but shattered glass.

35. I am most afraid of seeing a child smiling at you with his ears covered, but you don't know where the gun is.

36. How can anyone really write the truth in a circle of friends? Too highly of friends circle. Although it is called a circle of friends, it does not mean that they are all friends.

37. The older you grow up, the more you realize that you can't live without your family. I don't want to be rich, I just want my family to be painless, healthy and empathetic.

38. I will always fly against the wind. Not afraid of being stopped, but afraid of turning yourself in.

39. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when your mother-in-law stands in front of you, she can only call her aunt.

40, full of wisdom, propped up my face abruptly.

4 1, once shed tears, recording our strength and courage.

42. Life is just a journey. After seeing the world of mortals, you will eventually set foot on your way home.

43. You believe what a person says because he said what you wanted to hear.

44. A thief just sneaked into my house and looked for money everywhere. Later, we looked together.

45. If you indulge yourself now, what conditions do you expect you to use to relax in the future?

46. Far apart, there is always a wall between us.

47. After meeting me, you will find that being handsome can be so single-minded!

I will tell you for sure that he will choose me because I am more beautiful than you.

49. I always miss you uneasily. Do you know how many joys and sorrows lie ahead? Actually, I just want to accompany you through the ups and downs.

50. When did we become strangers and when did we become different?

5 1, always figure out a lot of things in the early morning, and then forget all about it after dawn.

52. Don't embrace loneliness, don't die with loneliness, cups meet and words linger.

53, cold heart, cold to lose everything, the reason is an excuse.

I haven't been in contact with society for a long time, but I didn't expect to be so open now.

55. If you have it, you want to be free, and if you are free, you want to have it.

Dear, you are my Youlemei, but I have a question: Where should I throw you after drinking?

57. It is said that money is everything. As a result, I took money to the supermarket to buy a woman, but I was beaten into a giant panda.

When you are too old to walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day and let you watch me dance with other old people.

59. Go your own way, do what you want, and let the cat and dog call you!

60. Actually, the girl who cries for a single aristocrat has a group of spare tires around her, silently guarding her. She doesn't really want to be single. She is just "choosing dishes".

6 1, time is like a net, where you sow, you reap.

62. I used to play hard, but now I play hard.

63. Boring people just want to do boring things, which is worth boring.

64. I really want to count the stars with you, but unfortunately your IQ is too low to count the moon.

If everything becomes boring, I don't mind giving up halfway.

66. Some people miss it, and it's no use regretting it.

67. I can't do it alone. I'm never tough. Nobody needs to worry.

68. Youth is a sketch you draw, which is wasted as a flower and falls on my hair.

69. Although the tumbler can't fall, he won't take a step forward.

70, men will eventually, chickens don't choose food. If necessary, women will eventually.

7 1, don't challenge my sister to hack your skills with the speed you say SP.

Honey, I think cooking should have a clear division of labor. For example, you are responsible for cooking and I am responsible for eating.

73. That sentence is true. A person's first meeting determines the way to get along in the future.

74. Men's clothes are few, mostly for these reasons: shopping malls are too expensive to buy; The shop is too expensive to cut down; Stalls are cheap and disdainful; No girlfriend.

75. Temper depends on people, and I am what you are.

76. If ESC is the exit key of life, then my ESC key has been pressed for a long time.

77. How much a man loves is a sign of crushing her.

78. The so-called luck is just to see deer in the deep forest, whales when the sea is blue, and you when you wake up.

79. Work hard silently, wait until the situation worsens, and then jump out to scare people who once looked down on themselves. This is what you need to aim at now.

80. Love is an oath at first, then a responsibility, and then a habit.