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Classical Chinese scolds people who owe money and don't pay it back

1. People who owe money can't swear so quietly. They only know to come to me when they are short of dog food?

2, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?

3. Look at a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung. What else do you want besides making excrement?

Four, hey! Have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning?

I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

Thank you for letting me see the true face of * * *.

7. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I think there are three layers outside your face, so it should be no problem to lose a few layers.

8. Have you ever treated dichlorvos as cola and made your head drink it at 80 cents and 12 Jin?

9. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, man, you made me do it.

10 You are such an idiot. You say you are stupid, but you are still an egg. You say you are an egg, but you are still stupid.

1 1, you exude the word "bitch" from your appearance to your bone marrow cells and genes!

12, I don't want to know that you are sick. Don't be so obvious, okay?

13, why do you cover your face with * * * *!

14, just know what you are.

15, don't take my patience with you as your shameless gesture, pouting at the sky as blind as a bat.

You look really great! Like a stick.

17, are you out of your mind? 100 still boiling water.

18, 2B describes you, people don't like pencils!

19, spring has passed, what are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.

20. Who are you making that face with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

Other swear words without dirty words:

2 1, why do you have to put gold on your face? Did I give you face?

22, you are not as good as a dog, I throw a bone to the dog and it knows to wag its tail at me.

23, you have countless advantages, dancing on cow dung, the whole method is in front of everyone, climbing mountains and mountains, unwilling to bring shame to yourself, pressing on your back, but also poof, not afraid of odor, can smell and cover. People send nicknames: spanking!

24. When treating you as a person, please try to be human.

25, no culture, at least someone must talk, even people don't talk!

26. scold me? You are an imaginary enemy who stole your business, aren't you?

27. When you say others are ugly, first find a mirror to wash your face, and then see if those peas and horny wrinkles on your face are laughing at you.

28. When you look at yourself in the mirror, you think it is redundant, but in fact ... you are really redundant.

29, hitting you will hurt my hand, scolding you will dirty my mouth, you get out, so as not to pollute my eyes.

30. Don't you think you have reached the world-beater and shameless state?

3 1, don't make me add verbs or nouns between me and your family.

32. If you say that spitting was originally used to make sense, now it has become a nutrient that baptizes your body N times a day.

33. My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except "Go away".

34. I have never lied to you, because I don't lie.

35, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.

36. The world is bigger than what you lack.

Your father should hold back. Why didn't he shoot at the wall?

38. Who knows that you can only scream twice, and then there will be no sound like a grass dog sleeping in the stove in winter in front of people.

39. Don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million. Pose and install 13.

40. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my affectation?

4 1, some people always think that they are between cow A and cow C, but they don't know that they are between stupid A and stupid C.

42. With your understanding ability, you may not understand what I explained, and you can continue to be vague.

43. One day, I found that my little pig suddenly stopped sleeping late. This is very strange. I didn't know what to do when I saw the pig in the past, and then I took a closer look. Wow, the pig is reading the message!