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What are some funny sentences about being bitten by mosquitoes and making friends?

1. I specially invited mosquitoes to kiss you tonight, after all, except me! Only mosquitoes can kiss you. I have been favored by mosquitoes since summer.

Everything in the world is lovely, only flies and mosquitoes hate it the most.

4. Stay awake and swear to fight mosquitoes to the end.

5. Did you duel with Mosquito today?

6. I was awakened by mosquitoes at three o'clock in the morning, and the sound of mosquitoes buzzing in my ears was still there.

7. I was awakened by mosquitoes at four or five in the morning. I was so angry that I painted toilet water and almost painted myself as a flower fairy.

8. Eyes bitten by mosquitoes see different sizes of the world.

9. Taking a bath in summer feels like washing vegetables for mosquitoes.

10. I just want to find someone to live an ordinary life. There are no waves, but I won't be sad. When mosquitoes bullied me, I sent him out to stop mosquitoes, and he didn't dare to say no.

1 1. My cheek was bitten by a mosquito. Is it because there are not enough pimples on my face? Staring at your nose and face ...

12. I feel that my IQ is getting higher and higher in the fight against mosquitoes.

13. We met. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? Let go of the baby.

14. Seeing the sun, although it is glorious, I am still afraid of being bitten by mosquitoes.

15. Even if it is very hot in summer, will you still give the mosquito a set meal? Eat more pudding, mosquitoes won't bite you.

16. Don't move when the mosquito bites you, hold your breath and strangle it.

17. Don't talk, I'm filming mosquitoes.

18. Summer is coming. Do you know who is best for you?

19. Bite my friend, but don't bite me!