Self-deprecating sentences about forgetfulness Collection

Self-deprecating sentences for forgetfulness (Part 1)

1. Come on, you are the worst. Come on, you are the fattest. Come on, you are the poorest.

2. There was gold under the man’s knees. I cut off all the legs and couldn’t find even a piece of copper.

3. Tell me some sentences about self-deprecation

4. Smoking a cigarette shortens your life by 5 seconds, and smiling makes you live longer by 10 seconds, so I have to smile every time I smoke. , earn back 5 seconds for your life.

5. Why do you want me to blame myself again and again before you start school?

6. One of the things I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.

7. I loved a girl and we were together for a long time. We bicker and quarrel every day and drink salt soda together. Until one day she suddenly left without leaving a single word. On the day we parted, I felt very guilty. I knew it was a mistake for him to be by my side because I couldn't give her the happiness she wanted. Maybe it was also a mistake for her to leave, but he had to choose to do one before he could tell himself that mistake. More worth committing.

8. It’s more cost-effective for you to buy me 10 cigarettes than for me to go to a nightclub once.

9. I made a mistake by being stingy. You can kick me hard, but don’t ignore me. This will make me feel even more guilty and toss and turn, so I can’t sleep. I send you a message to apologize, my dear. , as long as you are willing to forgive me, I will do anything!

10. There are some roads that you still need to walk on your own without anyone accompanying you; some scenes can only move you but not others. It will not help if you treat it as a done deal and blaming yourself will not help.

11. It’s not that I can’t live without you, it’s just that I’ll be swallowed up by my thoughts until my bones are gone.

12. Now I don’t even want to set a password for my bank card. It’s tiring to think about using six digits to protect a two-digit deposit.

13. I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am a particularly ordinary person.

14. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I was finally successfully cultivated into a mediocre person!

15. I love you for the entire past, from ignorance to maturity, from impulsiveness to calmness. Thank you for giving me such joy.

16. Before getting married, I was like a free bird. And now it's a chained dog!

17. I am incompetent and cannot make you like me.

18. I am so stupid, really. I only knew that the old lady who fell down on the street could not be easily helped, but I didn’t know that the seemingly pitiful hitchhiker was actually more dangerous. The blackmailing of individual old ladies is just an individual act, but fishing law enforcement is not fought by one person. There is a team behind it. It is an organized and premeditated act. I didn't know I was in danger, and I jumped into the trap. I don't know how many law enforcement officers were laughing at me for being stupid.

19. If you tell me to get out, I will get out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, get away.

20. I like to be friends with anyone who calls me stupid B. I like to make friends with 2B. Self-deprecating sentences about forgetfulness (Part 2)

21. If you don’t see me, you will regret it for the rest of your life; if you see me, you will regret it for the rest of your life.

22. Don’t tell me you are virtuous. You are simply too idle to do anything.

23. Every time you scroll through his Weibo to find out all about his past, you are not jealous, you are just sad. There is a deep feeling that he has never given to you

24. If a man likes you without makeup, and he feels bad when you lose weight, and he is happy when you gain weight, that man is your dad, and only your dad.

25. I am a "wolf" (lang) from the south. This society has never appreciated this kind of style, but prefers moderation and stability. So I have had a harder time walking in the past few decades.

26. Later, whenever someone is even remotely similar to you, I want to do my best to be good to him.

27. It’s not your fault for being ugly, it’s your parents’ fault, but if you come out to scare people, then it’s your fault.

28. It’s not that I don’t care about some things, but what can I do if I care about them.

29. I fantasize about being a mysterious person who saves the world but hides his power and fame. I fantasize about all pink Mary Sues. I have many fantasies...but they are just fantasies. In reality, I am not even a sex girl. .

30. Japanese women ruined Chinese men, and Korean men ruined Chinese women. How insightful this sentence is.

31. If you fall in love, you will be sad, crying and unhappy every day. You have to stop and ask yourself, have you found a partner or an onion?

32. You leave your character to the constellations, your efforts to chicken soup, and your luck to koi, and then say to yourself: You have heard many truths, but you still have a hard time living this life. That's true, only when you're doing well will there be ghosts.

33. I want to be different from others every day, but the result is the same every day.

34. Don’t let yourself shed tears easily. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you cry, you are the only one crying in the whole world.

35. When will the bright moon appear? Look up.

36. If a person can keep a distance from all members of the opposite sex for you, that is enough.

37. People will inevitably change as they grow up, but there are always some things, some things. Those who don’t like it still don’t like it, and those who like it remain unchanged/Smile - I just want to say that I still don’t Love eating zucchini

38. You don’t care whether it hurts or itches. I am really sad and feel sorry for myself.

39. Talking about money doesn’t hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

40. What was your reaction when I saw my brothers making love to you? Anyway, I was feeling guilty just now, so I didn’t bother to hit them. - A collection of self-deprecating sentences about being a dog-licker (30 items)

Self-deprecating Sentences about being a dog licker Part 1

1. Except for breaking up, I will listen to you on everything

2. The weather is getting hotter and hotter, without your cold ass, I don't even know what to do

3. "It's raining. I'll lend you my umbrella." "What about you?" "It doesn't matter, I'll go back with a wave of flowers."

4. My dad said that if you dare to date online again, he will break my legs. Fortunately, it is not my arm, so I can continue to type and chat with you. Even if my arm is broken, I will still feel it in my heart. your location.

5. His circle of friends blocked me, and I fell into deep thought. Most of the time he blocked his family members. It turned out that he regarded me as his family. He was so detailed, and I loved him even more

< p> 6. Migratory birds cross the coastline, rain is on the fingertips; my long-lasting longing for you cannot leap above the sea level; memories linger between pitches and turns;

7. Treasure! You ignored me today and thought about it over and over again, huh! You must not want me to be too tired to type while chatting with you, baby! You are so considerate and understanding, honey! Today is another day to love you

8. You said that your Qingtou is a space used by one person and is locked because you don’t like to play in the space. The couple’s space is opened with your best friend and you try to connect with me. You say you are busy at work. Every time we chat, you say you are busy. You are such a motivated and good girl. You are so kind and I like you so much.

9. You just glanced at me, but I acted in a movie in my heart

10. My monthly salary is 5,000, do you think I will give you 5,000? I will I’ll lend you another two hundred yuan. I love you so much, baby.

11. You will always shine in front of me, just like the stars in the entire universe are shining on you

12. After three days of cold war, you finally paid attention to me. You told me that it didn’t matter if you sent him a message and he didn’t reply to you.

13. I don’t want to be a dog licker anymore. Let’s get together and relax. From now on, you can walk on your single-plank bridge. I will support the bridge from below. You must be careful when crossing the bridge.

14. Why is she hanging on me? She hangs on me because she loves me. Why doesn’t she hang on others?

15. I heard that your friend said that he was going out today. I came to see you dressed as a spirited young man. Unexpectedly, you said to me, "Climb away, don't come over." I cried on the spot. It turned out that you really meant it. It really touches people. You must know that walking in beanie shoes will make your feet very tired. You let me crawl because this way my feet will not be tired. In fact, you like me, right? Self-deprecating sentences about being a dog licker Part 2< /p>

16. I was heartbroken last night, I know I know you like him

17. What type of mobile phone should I buy to receive messages from boys? !

18. My phone vibrated. I was very happy and wondered if it could be you. The second time I trembled, I knew it wasn't true. You don't have that much to say to me.

19. Today he finally called me by my name. Although he called me by the wrong name, it doesn't matter. I'll change it right away

20. I saw in your photo that your boyfriend’s lips are a bit dry. I bought a lipstick. Please give it to him for me. I hope his mouth will not be so dry when he kisses you in the future.

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21. If you are instant noodles, can I be boiled water?

22. Don’t call me a licking dog in the future. I have finished my military training, so just call me a military dog ??from now on

23. The artificially cultivated grass is neatly trimmed, like green carpets.

24. Asking what you are doing, asking if I can leave you alone. You actually asked me for my opinion, your attitude is so nice, I really like you.

25. I sat by the window and sent you 99 messages and you were finally willing to reply to me. You said, "Tell me if your mother is annoyed." I cried all of a sudden. It turns out that hard work really works. You have begun to think about meeting my mother, right? My mother said that she also likes you

26. The place in your heart is no longer me, and the place in my heart is already empty

27. I have been waiting for him to say he loves me, but I forgot that he is not you

28. Baby, you never know that when I love you the most, I cry so much that my buckwheat pillow sprouts < /p>

29. Treasure! You just posted on WeChat that you wanted to raise a clown fish, so you couldn’t be talking about me! After all, in your eyes, I am both a clown and a fish

30. Why do you tell me to get lost? Are you afraid that I will be too tired from walking? 555 I love you more, my treasure, sarcastic and self-deprecating sentences

Self-deprecating sentences part 1

1. "Guilt" is regarded as a necessary word in apology. Guilt is both a kind of regret and a kind of introspection.

2. A lonely figure writes a book by the window. At the end of the night, the moon forms an arc in the still sky. Another year of spring has passed, and the dead trees are green and the light is flowing freely.

3. Smoking a cigarette will shorten your life by seconds, and smiling will add seconds to your life. So every time I smoke, I will smile and earn seconds back for my life.

4. Only women and English are difficult to find, only wives and jobs are difficult to find!

5. I don’t know how I hurt your heart so deeply and made you so cruel. Maybe it’s my own fault. I really don’t know how to make up for it.

6. I thought I had always been so lonely because I didn’t like to stay, but later I discovered that it was actually because I had never been firmly chosen by anyone.

7. The pride of a mess: Being a mess is better than being on the toilet, at least no one poops or pees on your head.

8. When we taste this sourness, the only thing we can do is blame ourselves: If I could have worn that dress a few more times, if I had had enough courage to say to him... that would have been What a blessing.

9. Anyone can become vicious, as long as you have tried what jealousy is.

10. When you stop yourself from missing someone, in fact, that is the beginning of missing someone.

11. Invisible scars are the most painful, and tears that cannot be shed are the most sour.

12. Why should you be invisible - because in this case, at least I can think that you don’t send it to me because I am not here

13. My life could have been smoother, if How could he run so slowly if he wasn't dragged down by this fat body?

14. Girl, actually I still care about you, please don’t keep everything in your heart.

15. What we chase is like a self-entertaining joke for a long time.

16. I have always regarded beautiful women and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me that way.

17. I am afraid, afraid of losing you one day. I blame myself for not being able to keep you.

18. There are two reasons for the emergence of leftover women: first, no one can look down on them; second, no one can look down on them.

19. I won’t bend down if money falls from the sky, because even pies won’t fall from the sky, let alone money.

20. If a man likes you without makeup, and he feels bad when you lose weight, and he is happy when you gain weight, that man is your dad, and only your dad. 21. I have always accommodated myself, but never followed my heart.

22. A man who comes home early tells stories to his wife; a man who comes home late makes up stories to his wife.

23. It’s useless no matter how handsome you are in front of the law.

24. There is a face shape called widescreen.

25. For those of you who stay up late alone, go to bed early. You have no one to say good night to, and no one wants to let you stay up late.

26. Forget the past era, which was your future.

27. Woman: Can I have a seat? I am a pregnant woman. Man: Please sit down! Woman: Thank you! Man: I would like to ask, how many months are you pregnant? Woman: About 50 minutes!

28. It is better to go to bed while watching TV than to lie in bed and watch TV.

29. My life can be summed up in nine words: I can do whatever I want with my salary, and I will be cool after my salary is exhausted.

30. Regret and guilt were rising and falling in my mind. I tossed and turned all night and could not sleep.

31. I actually fell asleep while eating. That's right, I've reached the peak of my taste for food and laziness. How frustrating! After reaching the top, there is nothing left to fight for.

32. You, whom I once loved deeply, were the reason for my existence. Now I have lost my direction and just want to cry loudly.

33. I have a 100% turn-around rate. When I see a handsome guy, I turn back.

34. First love is infinitely better, but it is too late.

35. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

36. "White-collar workers" just got their salary today and paid their rent, water, electricity and gas bills. I bought oil, rice and instant noodles, touched the remaining money in my pocket, and sighed: Alas! This month’s salary is white-collar again!

37. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end he killed all his students.

38. It’s hard to wait for the ticket when the moon sets, and the bell rings in the middle of the night. Don’t laugh when you’re lying drunk on the construction site, scrimping on food and clothing to make money. The rich and handsome man doesn't know how to shed tears, and he easily throws away money and treasures for joy. Why do you need to return home at the end of the year when you are homesick? You will be bothered by relatives, friends and elders. Who doesn't love the wine and warmth of the countryside? They only wish to return home in the coming year.

39. I will die in the future. Donate QQ to Project Hope. Let the children use QQ with Sun as soon as they come up.

40. Put down your posture, I decide my own path. Humorous sentences that make fun of yourself

Humorous sentences that make fun of yourself

1. Don’t expect anyone to stay with you for a lifetime. Even the shadow will leave you when there is no light.

2. Who says being single is not good? Love is sincere and valuable, and freedom is more valuable. If you die single, you can throw away both.

3. When traveling, you don’t have to care about the destination, what matters is the scenery along the way. Because the little money I have is only enough to buy a round-trip hard-seat train ticket.

4. It is always my inadvertent hysteria that touches your final bottom line. It was too late to blame myself, I felt deeply guilty.

5. The farthest distance in the world is not that we are separated by the sky, but that we are classmates in different rooms.

6. You have to wait quietly, and wait still, even if you lose the harvest, you must always keep it.

7. In fact, I used to be quite tall, but my height shrank due to frequent bathing.

8. In the process of practicing dancing, every experience is unforgettable, full of blood and tears, broken bones and muscles, too numerous to describe!

9. There are many paths to success, and college is not the only one. You can choose the path that suits you and continue your studies based on the actual situation of yourself and your family. Put aside unnecessary self-blame and sinking, and just work hard. , study, and you will definitely become a strong person in life.

10. There are some roads that you still need to walk on your own, and you don’t need anyone to accompany you; some scenes can only move you, but not others. It’s useless to blame yourself when the deal is done.

11. I really miss you, but I dare not disturb you.

12. When we taste this sourness, the only thing we can do is blame ourselves: If I could have worn that dress a few more times, if I had had enough courage to say to him... that would have been What a blessing.

13. Don’t always scold me for hating iron and not being able to turn into steel. Don’t you know that iron can’t be turned into steel?

14. Before you know it, you will be buried.

15. Being ugly is really hard on you. It scares people when you run out in the morning, and scares ghosts when you run out at night.

16. It’s difficult for a hero to pass the test of beauty. I’m not a hero, but beauty helped me pass the test.

17. I made a mistake by being stingy. You can kick me hard, but don’t ignore me. This will make me feel even more guilty and tossing and turning, making it difficult to sleep. I send you a message to apologize, my dear. , as long as you are willing to forgive me, I will do anything!

18. Time flies so fast. You are one year older, but your innocent thoughts have not changed. Why are you so persistent and strong? There is obviously no future.

19. Without the pouring of love, I am like a rut. It is indeed difficult for me to live at peace with this kind of life. Seeing my friends who are now fathers and living a happy and harmonious life, am I not deeply envious and eager to get rid of poverty and become rich emotionally?

20. When you stop yourself from missing someone, in fact, that is the beginning of missing him. Humorous sentences to laugh at yourself Part 2

21. I want to be different from others every day, but the result is the same every day.

22. If you can’t even laugh, what right do you have to cry? ——A Feng

23. At a young age, I have concerned parents and a girl who cannot love me.

24. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?!

25. I may be too soft and sharp. I don’t have eyes as clear as autumn lakes. My eyes are only black and white of loneliness and anxiety. I laugh loudly but cry silently. I hate the mountains of people and It’s crowded and noisy, so I naturally don’t pray. How long can you remember me?

26. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I was finally successfully cultivated into a mediocre person!

27. I am such a good-for-nothing guy, I can’t even let go of someone who doesn’t love me.

28. It’s not your fault for being ugly, it’s your parents’ fault, but if you come out to scare people, then it’s your fault.

29. It turns out that God used the cheapest bones when he created you, so I forgive you and you don’t have to blame yourself

30. The biggest advantage of getting older is: What you didn’t have when you were young, you don’t want now.

31. Is it really happy? Ha...

32. One of the things I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.

33. In a sense, the runner-up is a loser, and I can’t even talk about it as a loser. Alas, it’s sad!

34. Later, after a long journey, I realized that the past was old and blurry, but your face was still fresh in my memory, and the original love was always young.

35. I have always regarded beautiful women and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me that way.

36. I am afraid, afraid of losing you one day. I blame myself for not being able to keep you.

37. Note to all parents: Please do not call your children "little bastards", because from a genetic point of view, this is very detrimental to you.

38. If you learn, you will find that God has closed the window of English for you, closed the door of mathematics, blocked the drain of physics, and blocked the drain of chemistry. water pipe.

39. The most useless thing in the world---the salary slip, looks angry and wipes the butt too thin. < /p>