Difficult and interesting sentences

1, I will definitely be cut into potato chips.

Now the uncooked rice has been cooked into porridge, so it is useless.

3. Hard life needs no explanation!

Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.

5, bet with me, it's not what you want, it's what I have …

6. Slip on the banana skin and trample it.

7. This is not a turning point in life, but a breaking point.

8. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and it crackles all the way.

9, well said, said a lot, I didn't understand.

10, don't make porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops.

1 1. Tell your unhappy things to make everyone happy. .

Ceng Xiaoxian: I'm not a casual person!

Hu Yifei: You are not human!

13, ugly, but he is ugly, just ugly!

14, Yifei: She may need to keep a spare tire.

Zi Qiao: This date was originally to find a spare tire. Now she has found Guan Gu. Then I'm not a spare tire.

Yifei: Well, the second child for short.

15, I allow you to walk around in my world, but you are not allowed to run around in my world.

16, in a word, fool you, fool you and scare you. .

17, I can't finish sending it. Dandruff is more prominent. .

18, turn off the pigeon, in the Jianghu, My Fair Lady, what are you doing?

19, I am a knife mouth and an axe heart!

20. What's your seat? I am made of meat.

2 1. There are caterpillars in vegetables and iron wires in vermicelli.

22, hitting people is not advocated, hitting the face hurts self-esteem.

23, good, good, good, good, good.

24, narcissism plus brain damage equals self-harm.

25, you must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet computer.

Biaohan life daquan

1, people are like rolls of paper, so try to pull as little as possible.

2. Hate, sometimes misusing the power of love.

You don't have that many viewers. Don't be so tired.

Someone asked me: Who will run your life? Fuck!

The plan of our generation is random.

6, sometimes there are some things, not knowing is happier than knowing.

If measured by happiness, life is actually very short.

8. Be modest, because modesty is not getting drunk.

9. What about the husband? The goalkeeper scored!

10, there are few truths in the world, it depends on whether you can do it.

1 1, you are not a VIp, not even an Ip, you are just a P!

12, can't bear it, bear it again!

13, I would like to be an angry bird and hit those pigs!

14, I like smoking, because smoking will hurt my lungs, but I won't be sad.

15, you can't eat your sorrow in one bite, you can only eat fat.

16, I came into this world and didn't intend to go back alive.

17, you are not an environmental protection bag. Don't always pretend, pretend, pretend.

18, time is a nail, and life is destined to be a hammer sale.

19. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

20. Take the initiative in everything. For example, you can climb the wall and wait for an almond.

2 1, even if you want to cry, smile and say, damn it!

22, life is like a play, all by acting; Life is too short to be sexy.

23. Once you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find the world suddenly enlightened.

24. Ideals are like underwear. There should be, but it can't prove that everyone has it.

25, temper and fart are the same, if there is, it will be sent, and if there is no, it will ruin the body.

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

27, insomnia, because sleep is too heavy, thinking that if you sleep less for one night, you will die.

28. If fate grabs your throat, grab his armpit.

29. Extraordinary appearance is important even for wild animals.

30, youth is like toilet paper, looking at a lot, it is not enough to use.

3 1, don't think you are Wu Dalang, just think that Yao Ming is made by two people.

32, as long as the kung fu is deep, the hibiscus is thin into a needle; I am willing to get away with it, and Xifeng will get a green card.

33. It may not be the enemy who shits on your head, or it may be your neighbor upstairs.

Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

35. Three elements of success: First, persistence. Two shameless. Third, insist on being shameless.

36, a person, if you don't force yourself, don't know how good you are.

37. For my Audi, your Dior and our children's Oreo. Work hard! Fight!

38. Life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, but all you get is a fart.

39, eat, I want, thin, I want, you can't have your cake and eat it, I'll go.

40, the thought that 20xx will be finished, the thought that I still owe money to the bank, I can laugh in my dreams!

50 kinds of hard life

1, can't bear it, bear it again!

2, be modest, because modesty is not getting drunk.

3, people are like roll paper, nothing to pull as little as possible.

4. Hate, sometimes misusing the power of love.

You don't have that many viewers. Don't be so tired.

6. Someone asked me: Who will run your life? Fuck!

7. The plans of our generation are random.

8, sometimes there are some things, not knowing is happier than knowing.

9. If measured by happiness, life is actually very short.

10, husband, goalkeeper, goal!

1 1, there are few truths in the world, it depends on whether you can do it.

12, you are not a VIp, not even an Ip, you are just a P!

13, I would like to be an angry bird and hit those pigs!

14, I like smoking, because smoking will hurt my lungs, but I won't be sad.

15, you can't eat your sorrow in one bite, you can only eat fat.

16, I came into this world and didn't intend to go back alive.

17, you are not an environmental protection bag. Don't always pretend, pretend, pretend.

18, time is a nail, and life is destined to be a hammer sale.

19. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

20. Take the initiative in everything. For example, you can climb the wall and wait for an almond.

2 1, even if you want to cry, smile and say, damn it!

22, life is like a play, all by acting; Life is too short to be sexy.

23. Once you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find the world suddenly enlightened.

24. Ideals are like underwear. There should be, but it can't prove that everyone has it.

25, temper and fart are the same, if there is, it will be sent, and if there is no, it will ruin the body.

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

27, insomnia, because sleep is too heavy, thinking that if you sleep less for one night, you will die.

28. If fate grabs your throat, grab his armpit.

29. Extraordinary appearance is important even for wild animals.

30, youth is like toilet paper, looking at a lot, it is not enough to use.

3 1, don't think you are Wu Dalang, just think that Yao Ming is made by two people.

32, as long as the kung fu is deep, the hibiscus is thin into a needle; I am willing to get away with it, and Xifeng will get a green card.

33. It may not be the enemy who shits on your head, or it may be your neighbor upstairs.

Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

35. Three elements of success: First, persistence. Second, shameless. Third, insist on being shameless.

36, a person, if you don't force yourself, don't know how good you are.

37. For my Audi, your Dior and our children's Oreo. Work hard! Fight!

38. Life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, but all you get is a fart.

39, eat, I want, thin, I want, you can't have your cake and eat it, I'll go.

40, the thought that 20xx will be finished, the thought that I still owe money to the bank, I can laugh in my dreams!

4 1, showing off wealth is like a proud peacock, trying to show off its gorgeous appearance, but being seen.

42. In fact, you don't have to feel inferior, because you have won the championship among tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of players.

43, stay up late, because there is no courage to end this day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

44. If you want to know what hope is, buy lottery tickets. If you want to know what despair is, buy a bunch of lottery tickets.

45. All the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business", and I suddenly feel so busy.

46. The so-called difference in values means that if you give a pull, some people think there is a cake, while others think there is a whip.

47. Some people give up their arms quickly in the face of years, while others are born to learn how to grow. What kind of person are you?

48. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

49. Life is like an electrocardiogram. You want smooth sailing unless you die.

50. Wives and concubines are in groups, but they have relatives; Children around the knee, but the home is unbeaten; Play if you want, and do what you can; Free air, never dark; Looking back, any regrets?

Hard life quotations+comics

I'll help you solve the problem that Confucius can't solve.

If there is a pear, put it in the refrigerator and it will turn into a frozen pear.

Young people should love life, especially nightlife.

One false move may lose the game.

The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me?

Don't spoil the word youth,

It's early autumn for you.

Handsome is useless,

In the end, it was not eaten by a chess piece.

A love, a love, a fart,

High-profile start, low-profile end

I want to announce to the world,

I am very low key

Live well,

Because we will die for a long, long time.

Some people,

First it was a myth, then it became a joke.

some people

At first it was a joke, but later it became a myth.

Everything should be low-key, and sleep is very important.

It's obviously a p.

I like to play handstand and pretend to be B.

I haven't been lovelorn once, and I don't even know how cheap I am.

Don't tell me forever, I won't live to that point.

Today is the youngest day of the rest of your life.

I'll play with whoever uses the honey trap on me.

All people who don't want to fall in love and love.

There is an impossible person living in my heart.

With a roar, the road is rough.

Go on after yelling.

Live like a ghost fire

And always want to light others up.

Don't feel abandoned by the world.

The world has no time for you.

If you don't want to be

↘┏━┓ ↙

(step on) ┃ you ┃ (die)

\ ( ┃┃ ) /

\_)↗┗━┛ ↖(_/;

One is stronger, and the other is shit.